The #kun Forums Annual Hunger Games!

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Actually, in the Sorrow games Soma never does take any fall damage. But he CAN be killed, and by pretty dumb things too, like eating spoiled milk.
So I can happily accept this death.

Cadence isn't known to be a singer, though personally I'd think she could sing. Ah, well. Instruments are more her style anyway.

RIP Lucina

G E T B O D I E D

Donut Steel really needs to get what's coming to him. At this point I'm pulling for either Bratwurst Doof or Belgae.

RIP Battle Cats, it was nice knowing yas.

{{Hey remember when I said I'd do two updates a day? Well sorry I lied. I don't think I'll have time for something like that this week}}

What even is this freakin' update?


I... I just... I just don't know....

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Night 5 begins! There are only four tributes left in the Arena. It's time for the final showdown! All four of the remaining tributes find themselves in the same clearing. This is it! The winner of the Hunger Games will be decided today! The four are walking towards each other, and they've all met in the middle! What will they do now!

Suddenly, the four remaining tributes start a campfire, sit around it, and tell each other ghost stories to "lighten the mood".

I have no excuse for their actions.

Bratwurst Doof begins, "So, once I was walking down the street in my district, and I turned the corner, and there was this huge monster! Just this big monster standing around in the middle of the road! So naturally, I was pretty confused, so I go up to the guy and say, 'Hey, man, you do realize you're standing in the street right now, right?' And he just stares at me! I mean, can you believe the nerve of monsters these days? How's a bratwurst salesman supposed to make a living in this market?"

Cadence asks, "So? What happened next?"

Bratwurst Doof replies, "Oh right! Sorry, I went on a tangent again. Anyway, I was pretty worried about the guy, so I say, 'You know, if you stand in the street right here, you could get hit by a car! Believe me, that would hurt a lot!' And I know from experience too! Once I got hit by some guy riding on a bicycle! I was in the hospital for a week, and it was not a fun experience. They wasn't anything to do! There was a TV in the room, but all they ever had on was soap operas! Just soap operas! I swear, none of them compared to any of my favorite soap operas, and I've seen quite a few. You know, that reminds me. A few days ago I was-"

Belgae interjects, "I'm sure that experience would be very interesting, but may we perhaps get back to the subject at hand? So, you say you talked to the monster? What happened next?"

"Oh, right, sorry. I just get sidetracked a lot. It's one of my more notable flaws. Anyway," he continues, "The monster still didn't move. He looked me right in the eye, and then I heard this deep grumbling. It almost sounded like my dishwasher! Y'know, I don't think it's supposed to sound like that. I should probably get it fixed. Anyway, so I'm getting kind of scared, so I start backing away from the monster. And once I reach the sidewalk, I just see him dissapear! It was just gone in a flash! It sure was strange at the time, but now that I think about it... that wasn't the first time something like that happened. You see, once in high school, I went out on a date with this girl from my class. So we were talking and I told her about some of my hobbies, like evil science and bratwurst and stuff. Then, I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I got back, she was gone! I still don't know what happened! And even stranger, when I got back to school, I saw her again, and it seemed like she was trying to avoid me! Personally, I think maybe-"

Donut Steel interrupts, "Alright, thanks for the lame story, gramps. But how about I try now, ok?" He pulls out a throwing knife from his backpack and holds it in the air. "Everyone agrees, right?" When no one argues, he puts the knife back and continues, "Good. Now, back when I was still in the Food District, I went out to a park on Halloween night, and I saw this walking piece of bread with lots of eyes. Then, the bread started walking towards me, with its arms outstretched like some weird wheat zombie. So I thought he was gonna kill me, y'know? So I pulled a kitchen knife out of my pocket, since I bring one with me at all times. Then, I brought up the knife, and stabbed him in the heart. The bread screamed super loud, so I kept stabbing some more. After a while, there was this huge gash in his stomach, and the ground was covered in-"

Cadence calmly interjects, "Does anyone have another story? Unfortunately, I can't think of any good ones."

Donut responds, "Hey, that's my favorite part. Why don't you at least let me-"

Belgae replies, "Hmm... Yes, I must agree with Cadence here. That story did not appear to be very tasteful."

Donut shouts, "YOUR FACE isn't very tasteful."

Bratwurst Doof exclaims, "So, does anyone else have a good story? Personally, I can think of about twenty stories, and if you count stories about my life in Gimmelshtump I have a hundred more. I've already told a story though, so I think someone else should get a chance. What about you, Belgae?"

"Hmm... Yes," Belgae replies, "I do, in fact, know some kind of ghost story." He begins, "You see, once, on a night just like this one, there was a ghost named Belgae. Belgae is, in fact, sitting in this camp right now." After a few seconds, Belgae's words begin to dawn on the three other tributes. They all suddenly get up and frantically run from the clearing, back to their camps. Afterwards, Belgae, laughing, goes back to his tent, and goes back to sleep.

Tune in next time for Day 6, which will hopefully be more interesting than this mess.

Oh boy! What's gonna happen today?


But nobody came.


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The sixth day dawns on the tributes. With only four tributes left, there's bound to be some action today, right? Well, Belgae spends the day questioning his sanity. Someone more skilled than me could probably base a really funny skit about a gentlemanly ghosty guy questioning his sanity, but I don't think I am that someone. I doubt I can beat my description for Mario (rest his soul) anyway. Meanwhile, Cadence grabs her bow that she probably obtained at the cornucopia after working with Ema Skye (rest her soul), Donut Steel, and Kiyama Hiroto (rest his soul). She then shoots a bunch of arrows at random things, like birds, trees, and cameras. She finds that she is now able to hit within a foot of where she is aiming, which would be considered great progress by most archers. But more importantly, this is the first worthwhile thing Cadence has done during the day phase since Day 1. Whoops. Finally, Bratwurst Doof, apparently not comfortable with all of the medical supplies he's received, walks over to Donut Steel's camp. He spots Donut sitting on a tree stump facing the camp, sharpening a knife. Doof waits in the bush until Donut Steel leaves the camp to go hunting. Then, Bratwurst Doof dashes into the camp, grabs a backpack full of supplies sitting in front of Donut's tent, and escapes. Eventually, Donut Steel comes back to find that his supplies have dissapeared. Full of rage, he stabs the tree stump several times. Once he's calmed down a little, he vows to find the tribute who stole his things and make them pay for it, with THEIR LIVES. Instead of going to sleep, he heads into the forest for the night and searches for the thief. When dusk comes around, the four tributes notice that not a single cannon shot could be heard in the distance. No one has died for 24 hours. But with Donut Steel out for blood, and with Belgae's grip on sanity beginning to loosen, we can't be certain how long that will last.

Come back tomorrow for the next update, Night 6!

Puzzle, your so right

Always swim with a buddy!


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The sixth night begins. There are only four tributes left alive: Cadence, Belgae, Donut Steel, and Bratwurst Doof. The end of the 1st Annual #kun Forums Hunger Games is in sight. Cadence decides to help reach this end faster by waiting in her camp forever until a parachute falls on her head. It contains a canteen of clean water. She celebrate joyously at this occasion. Meanwhile, Bratwurst Doof travels to the river and goes fishing with a makeshift fishing rod. He catches about three fish, when suddenly he hears and angry voice shouting from his right. "IT WAS YOU!"

Bratwurst Doof turns to see Donut Steel charging directly for him. Doof drops the fishing rod and tries to escape, but Donut is too fast. He slams into his from behind and shoves him against a tree. Then, Donut turns him around, and slams his back against the tree again. He shouts, "You're the one who stole my supplies, aren't you! Because that's MY backpack that you're wearing!" Bratwurst Doof replies, "What? NO! ...NO! Of course not! I would never steal from you. I got this on the first day of the Arena, I promise!" Donut responds, "Oh, sure, the day you spent running away! And besides, I'd recognize that backpack anywhere! Did you ever notice that it has Stupid Skylanders Spyro's blood on it!" Sure enough, the backpack features a rather distinctive bloodstain, and Bratwurst Doof knows it wasn't because of him. However, he still won't give up. He mumbles, "Oh, well, that's easy to explain! I just had a nosebleed last night! See, there's nothing wrong!" Donut Steel snaps, "Shut up, Gramps! I'm sick of you and your goody two-shoes nonsense. Now get out of my sight!" He then pulls out a throwing knife, reaches back, and aims a stab at Bratwurst Doof's head.

Suddenly, there is a flash of movement, and Donut Steel's knife is thrown up into the air. It falls uselessly into the sandy river bank. A confused Donut Steel looks around, trying to figure out what happened to him. Then a blur comes out of the forest, and Donut is hit by yet another attack. He shouts in rage and then aims a knife slash at his attacker, but he blocks the strike using some kind of cane. "Good sir, if you could help me finish off this foe, I would greatly appreciate it." Bratwurst Doof looks up to see Belgae, who is using a cane to block Donut Steel's attacks; however, it is clearly wearing him down. Seeing this, Bratwurst Doof spills the backpack onto the ground, grabs a sword from inside, grabs his shield, and charges into battle. He quickly hits Donut Steel with a slice to the abdomen. Donut Steel mumbles, "Oh, two against one, huh? Like that's fair." "As if you've ever been one to care for fairness. Attacking defenseless people..." At this Belgae pulls out the top of his cane, revealing a sword inside it. He continues, "Besides, this is a game of survival. All is fair."

Donut Steel attempts to fight back, but it is pointless. Bratwurst Doof and Belgae repeatedly hit him with their swords, and soon, Donut collapses onto the side of the river bank, severely wounded by still alive. Belgae sheathes his sword, walks over to Donut Steel, and stands over him. Donut snaps, "Don't think you've won yet. I'm still alive! I swear I'll kill you!" Belgae turns to Bratwurst Doof and asks, "What do you say, old chap? Shall we finish this foe off?" Doof replies, "Well of course, why not." The two grab Donut Steel, and drag him kicking and screaming to the river edge. He continues shouting and making death threats, until Bratwurst Doof and Belgae dunk him headfirst in the river. After about a minute, Donut Steel drowns in the river, so after Belgae insure that he is certainly dead, he deposits him in the river and the two walk back to the shore. Bratwurst Doof mumbles, "Wow... I can't believe he's actually dead... I vowed to make him pay after I saw him kill that Rowling girl... Man, that feels kile ages ago." Belgae replies, "Well, I couldn't have done it without your help." Belgae reachs out his hand, and Bratwurst Doof returns his hand shake. Belgae continues, "Unfortunately, I'm afraid that the next time we meet, one of us will likely end up killing the other... but for now, I would rather we part in peace." The two then go their separate ways, back into the forest for the night. And before long, the seventh day of the games begins.

Tune in for the next update later tonight: Day 7!

Thrills! Chills! Kills!


Bring out yer' dead.


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The seventh day begins, with only three tributes left: Bratwurst Doof, Cadence, and Belgae. After last night's events Bratwurst Doof returns to his camp to take a break, only to discover a capsule there when he gets back. Inside is a canteen of clean water. Good for him, I guess. Meanwhile, Belgae searches for a water source, despite having just left a water source.............. I mean... One of the updates did say he was losing his sanity, so I guess this is fine? Anyway, Cadence remembers seeing Waluigi going into a cave shortly before he died, so she decides to go in and retreive some of the weapons he had with him. Therefore, she enters the icy caves by the river. As she treks through them, she begins to slowly feel more and more fatigued. She tries to take a drink of he water, but finds it has frozen over. She doesn't think about this much, until she reaches a clearing covered completely in ice. She looks across the room and sees a horrifying sight: Waluigi's corpse. His body is collapsed next to the far wall, his hand resting against the wall. Cadence looks up to see some kind of message carved into the wall above him. Realizing that it must be Waluigi's dying message, she tries walking closer to read it. Once she reaches the halfway point of the room, she is able to make out the words. Scratched into the wall above Waluigi is one unfinished word. "WAAAAA/" Cadence's brain is only ably to register the overall stupidity of this situation before her legs give out and she collapses in the middle of the room. Within a few minutes, she has died of hypothermia as well.

Once dusk arrives, the remaining tributes hear two cannon shots breaking the evening calm. After the anthem plays, two images appear in the night sky. The first is Donut Steel, and the second is Cadence. Bratwurst Doof and Belgae quickly realize what this means. They are the last tributes left in the Arena. The Fallen Tributes showing is quickly followed by a loud alarm. A computerized voice begins speaking. "There are now only two tributes left alive. You both must report to the Cornucopia so that the victor can be decided. We even have some incentive prepared to get you there faster." Suddenly, a huge fire starts, forming a ring around the Arena. It quickly begins spreading inward. Bratwurst Doof and Belgae quickly notice it, and decide that it would be a good idea to get moving in order to avoid getting burned to death. After all, that would be a very lame way to go.

Tune in next time for the last update: The Final Showdown.

{{So, when will the last update come out? I don't know. Hopefully tomorrow, but you can never be too sure.}}

The Final Showdown.


Tribute Placements


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Dusk breaks for the last night in the Arena. Only two tributes are left alive. These two tributes can now clearly see the extremely large forest fire that is motivating them to continue running towards the cornucopia. Smokey the Bear would be dissapointed, but unfortunately, (or fortunately, I suppose) he is not in these games. It isn't long before the two tributes make it to the cornucopia, and discover a large moat was prepared around it, likely to keep the fire at bay. Belgae jumps over the moat and runs into the cornucopia. Doofenshmirtz' Quality Bratwurst, who arrived a little later, sees him running inside. He pulls out his shield, crosses the moat, and then runs inside the cornucopia as well.

Bratwurst Doof runs into the cornucopia and discovers Belgae already inside. Several items from The Feast are still there. Bratwurst Doof discovers Belgae taking one such item, a folding table, from against the wall. He then spreads out the table and placs it on the floor. Belgae proceeds to grab some kind of tray from atop a shelf, and he places it on the table. The tray contains a teapot and four teacups, and he pours some tea from the already filled teapot into two of the teacups. He places them on opposite sides of the table, and then sits down on one side, sipping the tea. He looks expanctantly at Bratwurst Doof, who finally sits down for some of the tea as well. After about a minute of silence, Belgae says, "It looks as if I was correct. The next time we met, one of us would have to kill the other one. I'm afraid there's no way to avoid that now..." Bratwurst Doof hesitates for a second, then asks, "...So, did you kill that other girl? Cadence, was it?" Belgae explains, "I'm afraid that I do not know what happened to her. But does it matter? My hands are already soiled..." The two sit in silence for a while, before Belgae continues, "I'm surprised by you, Doofenshmirtz. You only killed three people... and it was always in self-defense."

Bratwurst Doof interjects, "Wait, how do you know that! Do you have those spy cameras you see in the movies set up everywhere? Is this all some kind of government conspiracy?!" Belgae replies, "Of course not, but I have my own ways of seeing things....... I wish I could say I've done what you have, Doofenshmirtz. However, I'm afraid I went a little too far once... I didn't get this here without my fair share of regrets..." Belgae develops a pained expression, as he sees Ema Skye's corpse still trapped in her tent, and Donut Steel floating down the river. He continues, "Bratwurst Doof, what are your regrets?" Bratwurst Doof briefly looks back on the week. He sees Galacta Knight smashed against the rock, Rowling's corpse leaning against the tree, Mario''s body in the clearing, and finally, Donut Steel. Bratwurst Doof looks straight at Belgae, and replies, "Of course. There are things in this tournament that I will never forget... Which is why I have to win these games! I've made it this far, and I'm not going to give up now!" Belgae finishes his tea, and then puts the teacup down. He replies, "...Good. I didn't expect this to be an easy fight... But don't think I'm going to go easy on you either." Belgae stands up, and pulls the sword out from his cane. He tosses the sheathe aside, and continues, "The winner of these games will be decided here." Bratwurst Doof is unable to think of anything else to say. He simply stands up himself, and raises his shield.

Belgae is the first to strike. Bratwurst Doof easily blocks it, and grabs a club from the wall. He tries to use it to hit Belgae, but the latter easily dodges. Swiftly moving behind Bratwurst Doof, he grabs him by the back of the head and slams him headfirst into the table. Belgae hits Doof twice with the sword while he's distracted, but the bratwurst salesman grabs the teapot from the table and breaks it across Belgae's face. He recoils from the pain, so Bratwurst Doof grabs the table, folds it back up, and tries to hit Belgae with it. He deals three blows to his upper body before Belgae grabs the table and retaliates. He swings it sideways, so the largest side hits Bratwurst Doof. The force of the blow throws him to the ground. Belgae tries to deal more blows with the sword, but Doofenshmirtz kicks down a weapon rack while lying on the floor. Belgae is taken by surprise, and he falls to the ground along with the weapons. The two get up at the same time, and they both try to hit each other. Their weapons collide, and Belgae manages to use his sword to disarm Doof. His club is thrown on top of a shelf. Belgae tries to attack with a horizontal slash, but Bratwurst Doof blocks the attack. Belgae's sword recoils off of the shield, and Doofenshmirtz takes advantage of this. He grabs Belgae and slams him against the wall. He collapses against the side of the cornucopia, directly under the shelf the club is on. Bratwurst Doof reclaims his club and hits Belgae with it four times. However, Belgae still has his sword, and he manages to cut Doof's arm. The latter grabs the wound in pain, and Belgae pushes him at the opposite wall after gettting up. When hits the other wall and collpases onto the ground, he notices a small box marked "throwing knives" lying sideways on the floor, next to a long steel plank that used to be a shelf. He looks back up to see Belgae quickly approaching, raising his cane sword as if to stab him. In desparation, he grabs the steel shelf from the ground, and uses it to block Belgae's attack. Bratwurst Doof retalitates by thrusting the shelf directly upward into Belgae's jaw, causing him to stumble into the far wall and drop his sword. Doofenshmirtz gets up and grabs the knife box, only to realize that it is empty. Improvising, he slams the open end of the box into Belgae's face. He grabs his club again while Belgae is distracted, and then hits him in the chest six more times. Belgae falls against the wall, severly injured. Bratwurst Doof, in a panic, decides to seize his chance. He grabs Belgae's neck, and in one fluid motion, snaps it, which instantly kills Belgae. He quickly drops the corpse, and stares down towards it. The reality quickly sets in that he has just won the Hunger Games, though he doesn't feel particularly glad about it.

Suddenly, he hears a deep voice chuckling from somewhere in the cornucopia. Bratwurst Doof looks around in confusion, until it speaks, "Congratulations, Doofenshmirtz. You defeated me. However, since I'm already dead, I can't really die... But, I think you've earned your victory... It's about time I left this realm anyway... Perhaps we'll see each other again, in some other life... Farewell..." This is followed by an eerie silence, as Bratwurst Doof realizes that he is alone in The Arena. Unsure of what to do, he walks outside, and is greeted by an extremely large amount of rain. He notices that the forest fire is completely extinguished. He sits down in the rain, and reflects on the events of the game. After about a minute, a large helicopter appears, and Bratwurst Doof is picked back up for the Victory Ceremony. I'd say more about that if I cared more. Unfortunately, I don't really care that much. Finally, Bratwurst Doof returns to his life selling bratwurst in the Packaged Meat District. Obviously, his food is far more popular now that he has the distinction of being a Hunger Games champion. Soon he has built a bratwurst empire for his company, Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst, which probably raises funds for charity and stuff. However, it is obvious that the #kun Forums Hunger Games will begin again next year, though it will contain a different set of participants and will be told from an entirely different perspective. But for now...

The winner of the 1st Annual #kun Forums Hunger Games is Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst from the Packaged Meat District!

{{Also, all the other tributes probably aren't canonically dead, but I don't really want to go into that. I guess if some other author wants to, they can go into more detail about it. I'd rather not be that person though.}}

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So, that's it for the 1st season. For those who want to revisit it, the season code is "A0C9zr6M". You can begin posting thoughts and comments if you wish. DO NOT submit tributes yet, though.

Personally, I thought this was a great first season. I mean, it helped that my favorite character won, and my least favorite died quickly. But it's really interesting looking at this simulator from this perspective. On its own, the simulator is pretty lame. Tributes frequently do things that make very little sense for them to do, but the author is able to sort through that and find ways to explain it. They can take what would normally be a pointless event and use it to develop a characters personality. And I think that's what's most interesting. Donut Steel, Stupid Skylanders Spyro, Belgae, Bratwurst Doof, and other characters had their own personalities, which the author could show through the dialogue and their actions in the games. All in all, it's an entirely new way of looking at a simulator which has several flaws on its own.

That's enough of my thoughts though. I'm not even doing the next update, after all. If I recall correctly, the next author is going to be Asphoxia (Maybe I don't know it'll hopefully get figured out). So, once they open submissions, then you can start sending in suggestions. However, I'd rather not have tribute submissions coming in until we know they're ready to begin the next season. Either way, I'm excited to see what the next season will have to offer!

tbh this seemed like a really cool concept and seeing it come out definitely helped. meanwhile I killed 6 people while not having even submitted myself, and then was killed by one of the characters I submitted, and between doof and I, we killed nearly half the contestants. all in all, a good thing and i would do this again.