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Post by Planetbox on Jul 24, 2016 10:41:58 GMT -5
Night Falls on Yo' Dreams! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The contestants begin their first night in the arena. It is now that they all realize that they will probably be in the arena for a while, and they begin making plans to survive. Just kidding, pretty much all of them do pointless stuff. For example, Monarch and Cadence hold hands. Whether one of them was asleep at the time is for you to decide. Soma Cruz and Lucina do the same thing for some reason after getting ditched by the rest of their tribute-hunting party. After One Fish left the group, he stumbled upon Waluigi's camp. Just when they were about to have an EPIC BATTLE, Stupid Skylanders Spyro was washed into the camp after he cascaded down the nearby river. He too stumbled into camp, and they were all so inspired by Stupid Skylanders Spyro's narrow escape from death that they began singing beautiful songs together. Everyone who passed by was so inspired by their song that they didn't even try to barge into their camp and kill them. For example, Kiyama Hiroto, who was sleeping in his camp a few yards away, quietly hums along to the music. Meanwhile, Justin Law thinks about his home in the Spooky District. He thinks of the wailing of ghosts across the vale at the late hours of twilight. Those screams used to frighten him, but then one day he became a spooky executioner guy, and by then he didn't really care much. Yearning for those spooky wails once again, he started imitating them, which only resulted in minor annoyance for everybody else. Finally, Carol Tea was awoken by a capsule falling onto her face. She was annoyed by the rude awakening, but opened the capsule anyway. Inside was some fresh food. For some reason, everybody keeps sending her supplies even though she really hasn't done anything. She probably just has lots of friends. During the night, Belgae finds his way into Ema Skye's camp. He tries to attack Ema Skye using a nearby rock while she's sleeping, but then it turns out that she was never actually asleep. When she hears him step uncomfortably close to the tent, she gets up and retrieves a spear that she got from the cornucopia. Belgae is pretty surprised, but he is even more surprised when Ema Skye beats him within an inch of his life. Or, "death", I guess. However, Ema Skye refuses to kill him, and simply moves his injured body back to the forest and then goes to sleep again. This is about an hour before One Fish, Waluigi, and Stupid Skylanders Spyro have their awesome singing session. Battle Cats is so excited by the music that they quickly run in the direction of the singing. Unfortunately, on the way they accidentally run over Chiaki Nanami's body, still injured by the fall. By the time they realize what is happening, it's too late, and Chiaki Nanami is horribly injured and can't even move. The Battle Cats, deeply saddened, decide to simply put her out of her misery, at her request. The Battle Cats spend the rest of the night mourning her passing. Rowling thought she had escaped from Donut Steel, but her escape was only temporary. It wasn't long before he found her again. Armed with his knives, Donut Steel continued chasing Rowling through the forest. After a short chase, the two stumbled upon a tree. Mario was resting in the shade of this tree, still suffering from horrible flashbacks. He looks up to see Donut Steel trying to attack Rowling with the knives, and cries out in shock. Doofenshmirtz' Quality Bratwurst hears the commotion, grabs his shield, and runs towards the direction of Mario's scream. He tries to protect Rowling, but Mario, in his weakened mental state, lashed out at Bratwurst Doof. This resulted in a huge brawl under the shade of the tree. Pretty much everyone inflicted some kind of damage on each person at one point. After about five minutes of continued fighting, Donut Steel corners Rowling at the tree. He stabs her against the tree with two of his knives, killing her instantly. After making the kill, Donut Steel escapes from the clearing. Bratwurst Doof, his plan failed, decides that he should probably leave as well. Unfortunately, an insane Mario grabs one of the knives Donut Steel left behind and continues to attack him. Forced to fight back, Bratwurst Doof charges with his shield and knocks Mario to the ground, causing him to drop his knife. Mario still won't give up, and he tackles Bratwurst Doof to the ground. They land next to the knife. Mario starts punching Bratwurst Doof in the face, so he grabs the knife and stabs Mario with it, killing him. Bratwurst Doof slowly gets up, and looks around him at the horrifying scene. He's not sure if he can ever recover from that night's events. And at that moment, he suddenly hears Stupid Skylanders Spyro's horrible singing voice in the distance. Then, he simply collapses to the ground, and goes to sleep. {{EDIT: By the way, according to the simulator, Donut Steel and Bratwurst Doof both got these kills. So basically, they're kill counts increased by two, even though that's not what the update implies.}} Coming soon: The second day in the arena! |
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 24, 2016 10:43:09 GMT -5
*sigh* I'm just gonna say, Timothy better learn to stop messing with landmines at some point, considering this is the second sim he killed himself this way. I don't know if I should root for Carol, Rowling, or Doofensmirtz Quality Bratwurst at this point.
Edit: Whelp, so much for Rowling then. I wonder if Milla's the one sending Carol capsules
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Post by Koopario on Jul 24, 2016 15:31:37 GMT -5
It's good to know that Rowling can be killed without a pin or two.
Soma don't S-Support Lucina. That's why I put Cadence in. ...actually, where the hell is Mina during all of this? I thought she'd send you something by now, or maybe at least Julius or Hammer would. Possibly Arikado.
...Lucina don't S-Support Soma.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 25, 2016 7:36:02 GMT -5
Exciting, action packed adventures! Rest in PIECES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nothing interesting happens this time around. I guess everyone was recovering from Stupid Skylanders Spyro's singing voice. Don't expect too much from this update, as I'm not going to bother going into that much detail. A lot of tributes decide that today is a great day to pick flowers. Monarch picks some flowers near his campsite, and creates elaborate displays with them. Stupid Skylanders Spyro picks flowers too, possibly in the hopes of gaining supplies. Little does he realize that the flowers he picks are actually roses, and he gets pricked a lot haha what an idiot. Meanwhile, Donut Steel decides that the best thing to do after murdering one person and contributing to the death of another is to pick flowers. Clearly we are dealing with a remorseless killer here. Hopefully someone can stop him. Soma Cruz also gets in on the action, but tries to pick berries instead. Unfortunately, he gets pricked by several thorns. An annoyance, sure, but probably not too dangerous. Cadence thinks about her home. She remembers once when she went exploring a dungeon with a bunch of her buddies and got horribly injured. She remembers it fondly, briefly escaping from the situation she is trapped in to the realm of her mind. Justin Law discovers a cave in the side of the mountain, hidden by some thick shrubbery outside. He explores the cave, but doesn't find much. He does get the chance to practice his spooky wailing though! Belgae sees a thin trail of smoke rising into the sky. This time, he assumes it was from a fire, but he still refuses to investigate. Lucina takes her sword and goes hunting. She slays several wild animals with awesome swordy skills, and then returns to her camp to eat her meal. Bratwurst Doof also goes hunting, but he searches for tributes. He mainly searches for Donut Steel, hoping to confront him about what he did, but he doesn't find anyone. A little violence occurs during the day. Kiyama Hiroto follows Waluigi to his camp, probably hoping to join his singing club. When Waluigi sees him, he pulls out a weapon and WAAAAAAAAAAAA's angrily. Kiyama Hiroto is horrified by the display, and runs back to his camp in fear. Ema Skye, who apparently woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning, chases Carol Tea through the woods. Eventually, Carol Tea manages to escape. Finally, One Fish tries to attack the Battle Cats, for he sees them as a threat. However, he is pummeled mercilessly by their army. He collapses, expecting them to finish him off, but it turns out they thought he was trying to play with them. The Battle Cats carry him back into the forest when they realize he has been injured. Finally, the day ends, and the tributes find places to rest for the night. Just before they can settle down, they hear three cannon shots in the distance. The anthem plays, and three images appear in the night sky. They are Chiaki Nanami, Rowling, and Mario. Some of the more intelligent tributes realize that the Ask Asphoxia District no longer has any tributes remaining. {{Also the Brawl in the Family district is gone now I forgot to mention that earlier}} Most of the other tributes try to ignore the fallen tributes and start planning for tomorrow. The next update, Night 2, will begin soon! |
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Post by Koopario on Jul 25, 2016 8:26:36 GMT -5
Plot twist: almost everyone was a florist.
And they said Cadence was too young, needed more training. She can think for herself. Those guys can just drop dead. Lucina can do her training for her. Ha!
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 25, 2016 10:42:15 GMT -5
*sighs and pretends to be upset* I bet Gatlin would have loved picking those flowers...
Oh well. He can pick flowers on his own time, I guess.
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 25, 2016 13:18:11 GMT -5
UPDATE 1 I didn't really care about Mario's death since he had already fulfilled his purpose, but why would you ever fight the powerful Bratwurst Doof? He kinda deserved it... Waluigi sang this beauty into the night. 1. Donut Steel picked his partner in a teamfight really well 2. Donut Steel ALWAYS gets his target UPDATE 2 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Donut Steel is picking flowers in hopes that every individual flower would go towards his kill count. Donut Steel is not a very bright donut. |
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 26, 2016 15:37:40 GMT -5
Super Sneak Attacks! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The tributes' second night in the arena begins. Surprisingly, most of them are far more active during the night. I guess they're all secretly owls or something. Anyway, Donut Steel and the Battle Cats "hold hands". Which I guess is sort of accurate, but it was more like twenty of the Battle Cats restrained Donut Steel so he would stop hurting people. But whatever, simulator, I guess you're close enough. Justin Law and Cadence also hold hands... ... ...Yeah, not much to say about this one... Meanwhile, One Fish, who is sleeping in a lake somewhere, thinks back on his home in the ??? District. She reflects on her days swimming through the deep blue sea with her friends, and wonders what in life could have led to this moment. She spends about an hour making the freshwater more brackish, then finally goes to sleep. Finally, Soma Cruz fails to start a campfire. He goes to sleep in the bitter cold, and the camera zooms out on his shivering body like it does in those old movies that everybody hates. Some people actually make progress I guess not really. Carol Tea tries to treat the horrible infection that she randomly got somehow. Considering she has a huge 1st Aid Kit full of supplies, it's likely that she succeeded, but considering this simulator's track record, she could immediately die next update. It's a mystery. An unknown sponsor drops a hatchet on Kiyama Hiroto's head. Thankfully, it was in a capsule, so he survives. He removes the hatchet and stores it with his other weapons. Whether the hatchet will be used again remains to be seen. Another sponsor gives Waluigi an unspecified explosive, probably in the hopes that he'll blow himself up. Finally, Stupid Skylanders Spyro derps into Bratwurst Doof's camp. Doof, who is still suffering from injuries caused during the epic tree battle, accepts Stupid Skylanders Spyro's medical assistance. Surprisingly, Stupid Skylanders Spyro has the hand-eye coordination to use a bandage, and soon Bratwurst Doof feels a little better. Lucina travels through the forest, hunting animals with her sword. She soon finds her way into Monarch's camp. Monarch appears to be asleep in his tent at the moment, so Lucina examines Monarch's floral arrangements. They are quite beautiful, ignoring the fact that they look completely terrible. Unknown to her, Monarch is actually awake. Monarch grabs a sword sitting next to his tent that he probably got from Cadence or something, and then walks up to Lucina at the floral arrangement. Lucina turns and notices him. She quickly explains that she was merely passing through. She turns to leave. But then, Monarch raises the sword. At this point his theme music probably kicks in or something, as he slices Lucina's head off! Poor Lucina is killed instantly, and her body falls onto the ground and dies. Monarch proceeds to make sure that his floral arrangement is untouched, then he puts his sword back in his tent and hides Lucina's body. Finally, he goes back to his tent and goes to sleep, seemingly unaffected by his murder of Lucina. Meanwhile, Belgae refuses to give up. Despite being absolutely destroyed by Ema Skye earlier, he decides to return to her camp and try again. I'm not sure why Belgae has such a grudge against Ema Skye, but it probably has something to do with some minor slight he suffered in his youth. Anyway, when he returns to her camp, she discovers that she appears to be asleep. Not willing to get rekt again, he formulates a devious plan. First, he sneaks over to the left side of her tent, where she left the spear last time. Then, taking a risk, he pushes into the tent fabric until it reaches the ground, then finds the spear with his hand, and determines which side has the point on it. Finally, just as Ema Skye is getting up and trying to figure out what is happening, he uses the spear to stab towards her silouette on the other side of the fabric! Despite the strangeness of his plan, he succeeds in stabbing Ema Skye in the chest despite being outside the tent. The attacks kills her pretty much instantaneously, and collapses the tent at the same time! Belgae quickly escapes the scene, leaving the body and spear behind, still wrapped in the tent fabric. Unfortunately, I'm kind of annoyed at him now, but I suppose there isn't much I can do about it. Tune in next time for Day 3! |
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Post by Koopario on Jul 26, 2016 15:50:04 GMT -5
Soma is a guy.
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 26, 2016 16:02:10 GMT -5
Now there's a 50/50 chance Waluigi will either kill a bunch of people or himself. C A N ' T W A I T .
Nice useless action Donut Steel, these filler actions really add to the suspense considering this sim doesn't track relationships at all!
Monarch that Lucina either had a terrible skill set or you got the best rng possible.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 26, 2016 17:08:33 GMT -5
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Post by Puzzle044 on Jul 26, 2016 20:47:53 GMT -5
Yikes, lost two great characters.  I do wonder how things will go over with Waluigi new weapon. Also Skylanders Spyro is now better in my eyes, well, at least till the next update. |
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 27, 2016 14:00:53 GMT -5
The Tributes Fanny About! Ain't got time for S Supports no more! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Day Three pretty much sees the tributes doing nothing useful, and pretty much wasting everyone's time. For starters, Cadence thinks about home, which is apparently her regular daytime activity. I already went over this on Day Two and I'm not talking about it again due to laziness. Battle Cats questions their sanity. Specifically, they wonder if it was really a good idea to try to conquer the Arena when they could have stayed in their district to help people there. It's a difficult mental dilemma, but they get distracted by some leaves blowing in the wind and aren't able to solve it. Finally, Kiyama Hiroto and Belgae, split up to search for resources. This is pretty easy for them to do, because they were never actually in the same location before then, to my knowledge. Either way, it is unknown what they actually discover because the simulation chose not to elaborate. The morning sees more stuff dropping on Doof's head. A capsule floats down from the sky and lands in Bratwurst Doof's head. When he opens it, he discovers a plastic explosive. I beginning to suspect that one guy is just giving a bunch of their favorite tributes bombs and then waiting to see what happens. Meanwhile, Monarch chops down a tree, and uses the wood to make a wooden spear. This probably isn't as effective as his sword, but he was probably bored or something and didn't care. Finally, Waluigi takes some wood from the forest and constructs a shack using his sweat, blood, and tears. It's a pretty cool shack, but it looks like it could fall down if someone blew on it. Waluigi better be careful, I guess. Soma Cruz, Justin Law, and One Fish decide to go hunting for tributes (Because Soma and Fish are best friends for some reason), and Stupid Skylanders Spyro tags along with them and acts kind off annoying in general. The four manage to collect supplies together, but don't find any other tributes or their camps. Meanwhile, Donut Steel ambushes Carol Tea in the woods, and actually grazes her with his knife. Fortunately, Carol Tea grabs a fallen tree branch and hits him in the face with it. Donut drops his knife, and as he stoops to collect it, Carol Tea dashes away and successfully escapes. Hopefully she actually escapes this time, instead of that weird fake-out with Rowling. Soon the day has ended without any bloodshed. As the tributes attempt to return to their camps, they hear two cannon blasts in the distance. The anthem plays, and then two pictures flash onto the night sky. The images show Lucina and Ema Skye. With their deaths, The District with No Name and the Immenent Death District no longer have any chance at victory. Soon, the tributes' third night in the arena would begin. Tune in for the next update: Night 3! |
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 28, 2016 8:34:21 GMT -5
What a mess! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As dusk breaks on our tributes, a single parachute falls from the sky. It floats down and lands near Kiyama Hiroto's camp. Kiyama, who is awake at the time, runs out of his tent to retreive it. Inside, he finds two plastic explosives and some kind of detonator. Seriously, one guy with lots of explosives must simply be handing them out or something. Kiyama takes the bombs back into his tent with him. Meanwhile, Cadence and Belgae, who set up camp in the same spot for some reason, discuss the tributes who are currently alive. Cadence observes, "That Monarch guy is pretty frightening. I heard that he's killed another person!" Belgae replies, "Yes, that's true. But, I think Donut Steel is worth watching out for to. He may not have a high kill count yet, but he's ruthless when it comes to getting his mark." Cadence responds, "Soma Cruz and One Fish seem like they could be dangerous adversaries as well, but at least they're focusing more on surviving." Belgae replies, "Personally, I hope that Bratwurst Doof will win if I can't. I've heard that he avoids killing unless he has no choice." Cadence responds, "The Battle Cats also seem like kind tributes..." Belgae explains, "It seems as if they don't realize the true nature of these games. I'm afraid to see what would happen if they are put in a situation where they have to fight..." After this discussion, the two attempt to go to sleep. {{Also, I don't care if I butchered their personalities, I haven't played either game rip}} Meanwhile, Justin Law is walking through the forest after a day spent hunting for tributes. Since the group split up earlier, he has been walking back to the camp alone. Unbeknownst to him, Stupid Skylanders Spyro didn't actually depart. He spent the afternoon trailing Justin Law, hoping to reach his camp. Unfortunately, right when the clearing appears, Stupid Skylanders Spyro gets a stupid idea. When Justin Law walks into the clearing, Stupid Skylanders Spyro pulls out a knife that he got somehow (Seriously, he never got any stinkin' supplies for the whole simulation!) and dashes out of the bushes. Justin Law hears the commotion, but before he can turn all the way around, Stupid Skylanders Spyro stabs him in the chest. Justin Law only has enough time to see who killed him before he collapses to the floor, dead. Stupid Skylanders Spyro stands over the body, the weight of what he's done finally weighing down on his soul. Stupid Skylanders Spyro reacts to the guilt normally. He screams, runs in circles, crashes into a tree, and gets knocked unconscious. Soma Cruz sets up camp for the night. I guess that means that HE picks up all of HIS camp supplies, and carries them to another location. Afterwards, HE goes to sleep. Waluigi thinks about his home back at the Jump District. He thinks about how he used to run around the streets, shouting silly things like WAAAAAAAAAA for literally no acceptable reason. This didn't earn him many friends, but he didn't care back then. Nowadays, he begins to wonder if perhaps there was some better way he could have spent his time, but he isn't too certain. Carol Tea, Bratwurst Doof, and Donut Steel sleep in shifts to avoid unfortunate death. Don't ask me why Carol and Doof would sleep anywhere near Donut Steel. Maybe they knocked Donut unconscious and then the two of them slept in shifts to make sure he didn't wake up until morning. Let's go with that option. Finally, some tributes hear several desparate shouts for help around midnight, but none of them have the courage to investigate it. It turns out that the Battle Cats were the ones who screamed for help, as they were having trouble opening a pickle jar. Monarch, while traveling through the forest, discovers One Fish's camp. He notices a large box next to her tent containing a large amount of supplies. He decides that he could use the supplies, so he pulls out his wooden spear and sword. He runs into One Fish's tent and stabs her with the spear. It doesn't kill her, but it does wake her up. She pulls out a dagger she keeps in her tent for these kind of situations, and tries to fight back. However, she is still wounded, so while she grazes Monarch, he easily disarms her and takes the dagger himself. One Fish tries to escape the tent to reach her item chest, but Monarch follows her. When she reaches into the chest for another weapon, he finishes her off with a slice to her back. (Do fishes have backs? On second thought, I don't care.) One Fish is killed by the slice, and her body falls into the chest. Monarch quickly moves it, gathers whatever supplies he considers useful, and escapes back to camp. However, unbeknownst to him, someone else near One Fish's camp saw the entire thing. Tune in for the next update: Day 4! Will something actually happen this time? Spoiler Alert: YES! {{Also, I think it's worth noting that Carol Tea is now the only female left alive. 0_0}} |
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 28, 2016 10:54:20 GMT -5
Waluigi has a shack now. Watch said shack never be mentioned again... (ah, the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs of past...)
Wait a sec, didn't Donut Steel just try to kill Carol Tea earlier this morning? How are they best buddies now? I now get why you have to write in stuff like Donut Steel being knocked out because nothing makes sense...
Your spoiler alert has told me that either an arena event is coming up or everyone is gonna use their explosives at the same time. YAY
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Post by Puzzle044 on Jul 28, 2016 11:33:55 GMT -5
Wow that Monarch, I never knew a potato could be so terrifying.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 28, 2016 14:30:13 GMT -5
Wow that bloodless day was boring.
Don't worry, you did Cadence as well as you could've.
Yes, yes, I get it, you know Soma's a guy now. Woo hoo. It was a minor mistake.
Sleeping with Donut Steel around is a very risky move.
Time for Soma to get his revenge on Monarch for killing One Fish.
Cadence is also female.
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jul 28, 2016 17:26:41 GMT -5
I love how i'm in this and killing a lot of people but i'm not even the one who put myself in.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 29, 2016 9:11:51 GMT -5
I mean I was more annoyed because I already knew he was male in the first place, but whatever.Long live the king!  I'm fairly certain that the third one is a double negative lol.  They tried so hard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Battle Cats spend the day picking pretty flowers. They also use teamwork to pick a Rafflesia flower, which they then display proudly at the entrance to their camp. Fortunately, this keeps most of the other tributes from entering the camp, due to being repelled by the horrible stench. Belgae explored the Arena! Sadly, the poor ghosty guy finds nothing but a cool tree, an interesting rock formation, and the edge of the arena. The arena's edge has two signs placed at regular intervals along it. One says, "Warning: High Voltage!" while the other one says, "No no no, you cannot go this way!" Belgae gives up and goes home. Finally, Cadence thinks about home, for the third freakin' time. Her home must have been super interesting, if she does absolutely nothing worthwhile except thinking about it during the day. Maybe she has psychic powers and if she thinks about home enough she can unleash a super large psychic blast and kill everyone? Yeah, that's probably it. Carol Tea receives a horrible injury, probably from attempting to chop down a tree which then landed on her. It was definitely a direct result of some ridiculous slapstick routine, but I can't be certain exactly what. More magical parachute presents fall onto Waluigi's shack and break it. A disgruntled Waluigi opens the presents to discover more food. That's cool I guess oops I forgot to care. Finally, after Carol Tea leaves the camp to hurt herself, Bratwurst Doof waits for Donut Steel to wake up. Then, he starts shouting and screaming loudly to frighten Donut Steel into running away. Unsurprisingly, this flawless plan succeeds without a hitch. A dazed Stupid Skylanders Spyro stumbles blindly into Soma Cruz's camp. Soma, who is probably eating or something, looks towards the rustling of bushes nearby. Once he sees Spyro bumbling into camp, he picks up his weapon, just in case. Eventually, Stupid Skylanders Spyro wanders over to the campfire and collapses pathetically. After a while he says, "I have done a terrible thing." Soma replies, "Really? What is it that you did?" Spyro explains, "I murdered another tribute!" Some hesitates, before responding, "Is that not the point of this game? To be the last one standing?" Spyro explains, "You don't understand. I killed him in cold blood! He didn't even have a chance to fight back!" The two sit in silence for several minutes. Eventually, Spyro says, "I have just one request, y'know? Could ya' finish me off? Could you releive me of this horrible guilt?" Soma looks into the distance, then answers, "Of course not. We all make our mistakes. You've already made yours. You chose which path in life to walk, and now you must face the consequences." He turns around and glares at Stupid Skylanders Spyro. "If this is really the only solution you can think of, then don't make someone else do the dirty work for you!" Stupid Skylanders Spyro briefly reflects on his words. Finally, coming to a decision, he gets back up and leaves the camp. {{1st Annual Hunger Games? More like 1st Annual Butchering Koopario's characters lol}} Another climactic confrontation is happening on the other side of the Arena. Monarch returns to his campsite with his supplies, quickly hiding them by the floral arrangements. Unfortunately, someone followed him all the way from One Fish's camp. Monarch doesn't notice until he hears leaves rustling nearby. He turns and sees Kiyama Hiroto standing at the edge of his camp. He is holding a hatchet in one hand, and he's glaring rather angrily at Monarch. He shouts, "I know what you've done." Monarch is kind of worried now, so he grabs a sword from among the supplies. But while he's distracted, Kiyama charges at him. He swings the hatchet at Monarch, but he just barely blocks it with his sword. They breifly do that thing you see in all of the video games where you push your swords together and you have to press A half a million times, but then Kiyama Hiroto kicks him in the gut three times. Monarch is knocked backward by the force, so Kiyama Hiroto swings his hatchet again. The attack hits Monarch and leaves a large gash in his potato skin. He collapses to the ground, nearly dead. Kiyama Hiroto is about to finish him off when Monarch shouts, "Wait a minute! I didn't do anything wrong!" Kiyama replies, "Don't be ridiculous! You murdered six people!" Monarch replies, "So? It's kill or be killed in this Arena!" Kiyama Hiroto explains, "Sure it is, but killing One Fish was uncalled for! She was asleep! You barely gave her a chance to fight back!" Monarch sees that this discussion isn't helping him, so he tries again. "Hold on! I have an idea! How about we team up! I have a lot of supplies, and we'd be a dangerous force on the battlefield if we team up!" Hiyama Hiroto responds, "Like I'd team up with someone like you. You'd betray me as soon as you could." Monarch tries on last time. "Please! I'd give you anything you want! Just don't kill me!" Kiyama hesitates for several seconds. Silence fills the clearing. Eventually, it's broken when Kiyama replies, "Hey, I know something you could do. You could accept your defeat gracefully, and stop tryping to weasel your way out." At this point Monarch finally realizes that it's pretty much hopeless. He doesn't bother trying to argue anymore, even when Kiyama Hiroto swings the hatchet down into his head, finishing him off. Afterwards, Kiyama takes some of Monarch's supplies, and then returns to his camp. The fourth night begins, and the tributes activities are interrupted by three cannon shots in the distance. After the anthem plays, three images appear in the sky. They show Justin Law, One Fish, and Monarch. The latter is particularly interesting to the tributes. They are shocked to see that Monarch has died, after killing so many people. They begin to wonder who managed to defeat him, but don't get the opportunity to find out. A few also notice that, now that One Fish is dead, the ??? District no longer has a shot at victory. Tune in next time for Night 4! {{Also, I'd like to point out that Monarch got killed by one of his own characters. Fail.}} |
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Post by Koopario on Jul 29, 2016 9:47:53 GMT -5
Nonono you did Soma fine don't worry Planet that's actually really close to Dawn of Sorrow's Soma.
Also considering Crypt of the Necrodancer is a rougelike I can think of quite a few adventures Cadence must've had before coming. She's probably trying to remember the patterns of her older foes in order to try and translate something into this.
Good job Monarch you got killed by what I think is soccer.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 29, 2016 9:52:11 GMT -5
Sadly, I think Carol managing to injure herself this much is actually decently accurate. She never seemed like the most careful person in the world.
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jul 29, 2016 9:54:27 GMT -5
rip me in soccer, also how much of that potato creature you call me would be my head?
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 10:30:02 GMT -5
dang, 1 fish is dead. i liked him
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 29, 2016 17:49:27 GMT -5
Why is Waluigi getting so much stuff?
Why is Donut Steel not doing anything?
This sim is stupid, I tell ya...
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 30, 2016 10:28:32 GMT -5
This sim is stupid, I tell ya... I agree, it can be pretty dumb at times. www.lameupdates.com---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The fourth night begins, and I can't say that too much happens. Stupid Skylanders Spyro shows his stupidity by failing to start a fire. Bratwurst Doof is also unable to locate a source of heat, but clearly not because of stupidity. Either way, both of them fall asleep in the cold. But, I mean, I can't see why they would want to start a fire before sleeping. They'd probably start a forest fire and kill themselves if they did. Remember kids, only YOU can prevent wildfires. Anyway, Cadence tries to sing herself to sleep, but it turns out that her singing voice is absolutely terrible, so she fails. At least she's got a good sense of rhythm, because oterhwise this endeavor would have been a complete waste of time. Unless she actually sings at some point in the game, in which case, disregard everything I've just said. Disregard this entire post too. And, if you are particularly offended, disregard me, my family, and my cow. Finally, Kiyama Hiroto stays awake all night. I don't really have anything to say about this, so I'll just tell you guys a story. Once upon a time, I "participated" in a thing where me and some other people suggested characters for this simulator, and some guy posted the results (Just the images, he didn't do any writing like this thread's meant for, so in retrospect it was a little bit lame. No wonder it died.), and I put in Blathers from Animal Crossing. Once, Blathers "stayed awake all night". That must have been pretty easy, since he's a freakin' owl. Donut Steel tries to treat an infection that he got somehow. It probably got delivered to him by an unknown sponsor. He succeeds probably I guess who cares. Meanwhile, two more parachute capsules drop towards the tributes. One of them lands on Waluigi's shack that he just finished rebuilding and destroys it. He opens the capsule and discovered medical supplies. Another lands among the Battle Cats, and it contains a bomb. They start playing a game of catch with it. Finally, Soma Cruz spends the day climbing a tree He hopes to reach some food at the top, and perhaps get a better look at the Arena. At about three-fourths of the way up the tree, he looks behind him and notices how high up he really is. He turns back to focus on his task, which involves getting his left foot up to a nearby branch. His right foot is already there, and he's grabbing another branch with his left hand for support, so he decides to start moving his foot up there. Unfortunately, the branch supporting his hand was actually rather fragile, and it breaks when put under the weight of his entire body. Soma topples sideways off of the tree, and with no branches to break his fall, he dies the moment he hits the ground. Yeah, I agree, that is a pretty stupid way to go. But whatever, something this lame was bound to happen eventually. Carol Tea finds her way into Belgae's camp, where he is sitting around the fire enjoying a cup of tea. She asks Belgae to kill her, but Belgae won't do it, so Carol Tea leaves. Yeah. I would have done something more like the last update for this, if I wasn't lazy. Not to mention, Carol Tea doesn't really have a good reason to want to die, so I'm not really sure what to do. How about we just pretend that never happened. Here, I'll write new actions for this one! Belgae sees a column of smoke in the distance, as well as hearing several loud, horrific screams, and what appears to be the sound of gunshots and explosions. He also hears a few people shout, "We did it! We escaped the Arena!" Belgae decides that there is no reason to investigate. Meanwhile, Carol Tea receives a bazooka from an unknown sponsor, but decides that the weapon is probably useless. She decides to never use it again. Suddenly, the tributes hear a loud buzzing noise break the silence of the Arena. An intercom turns on, and the tributes hear a computerized voice, that seems to be coming from all around them. It says, "The Feast has begun. The cornucopia will be replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from your old lives. However, you only have a short time to collect them, before the most useful objects will be removed." With a resounding beep, the voice cuts off. The tributes now have a decision to make. Will they go to The Feast? And if they do, what will happen to them? Tune in next time for the next update: The Feast! |
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