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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:11:16 GMT -5
I drop kick him... Again.
I teleport the next poster directly into the middle of the Holy War.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 9:27:38 GMT -5
I defeat several specters. After all, I'm Aries Shion.
I teleport the next poster onto a rollercoaster that goes upside down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 10:00:32 GMT -5
Wheeee!
I throw my new plantain at the next poster!
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 18:49:08 GMT -5
I catch it and give it to my sister, who launches it from a leaf blower at a very high speed at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 18:57:35 GMT -5
I duck and let it hit the guy standing behind me. Three guesses as to who it is.
I give the next poster some really great news, then promptly disappoint them with Waluigi.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 19:12:59 GMT -5
I direct Waluigi over to where my parents are playing MarioKart.
Asmita, who is still ticked off about being hit by the gnome, attacks the next poster
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 19:15:37 GMT -5
HAH! YOU'RE BLIND, YOU COULDN'T HIT THE DOOR OF THE VIRGO TEMPLE IF YOU WALKED INTO IT!
I stare at the next poster aggressively.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 19:18:31 GMT -5
I stare aggressively back.
I poke the next poster with an Elegy of Emptiness statue.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 6:07:48 GMT -5
I turn into the Empty Child and touch the next poster, making them into a gas mask zombie.
Mommy? Are you my mommy?
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 8:30:08 GMT -5
I abscond.
I accidentally turn the next poster into a Magikarp by mispronouncing a spell thing from the journal.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 8:36:02 GMT -5
Karp! Karp!
I use Splash on the next poster because I am the Gemini Aspros Magikarp!
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 8:37:07 GMT -5
But Nothing Happens!
The next poster has to type like Mituna Captor.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 8:44:48 GMT -5
I refuse because I'm a rebel.
The next poster is aggrieved by Pisces Albafica and his poisonous roses.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 8:45:34 GMT -5
I point out that it's sort of counterproductive to attack a fellow Gold Saint and he stops.
The next poster is trapped in peanut brittle for 100 years.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 10:28:01 GMT -5
I call Capricorn El Cid to come and use his Excalibur Attack to get me out.
The next poster is forced to listen to the Excalibur Song for ten hours.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 10:48:27 GMT -5
I manage to withstand it... Barely.
The next poster is subjected to the Yee 10 hour version.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 11:51:00 GMT -5
I SMASH THE COMPUTER PLAYING THE MUSIC.
I THEN SHOOT A FLAMING ARROW INTO THE NEXT POSTER'S PLACE OF RESIDENCE.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 11:52:54 GMT -5
Mabel extinguishes it with a giant pile of stickers. Somehow.
She then proceeds to cover the next poster in puffy stickers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 13:38:50 GMT -5
I sit still and submit to the stickering.
I enter the next poster's house and eat all their pineapples.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 13:51:59 GMT -5
I buy more after you leave.
The next poster is trapped in a fort of Ramune.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 14:02:13 GMT -5
I do what anyone would do- start drinking Ramune.
I lock the next poster in a room with Albafica-in-Denial, who is on a Peachie-O induced sugar high.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 14:05:47 GMT -5
I calm down Albafica an then leave the room before flooding it with evidence that he is indeed Albafica.
My dog licks the next poster's arm so much that it's effectively paralyzed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 16:51:45 GMT -5
I still have my other arm!
I decide to use my Other Dimension Attack and trap the next poster between dimensions!
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 17:45:58 GMT -5
...So basically the Dreamscape?
After Mabel gets Bill Cipher to stop possessing me, I return to normal. Well, whatever can be considered "normal" for me.
I launch empty tic tac boxes out of a trebuchet at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 18:24:59 GMT -5
I dodge.
I force the next poster to peel a plantain without a knife, which is basically impossible since plantains are like the gold saints of the fruit world.
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