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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 2, 2015 22:57:04 GMT -5
Welcome to Attack the Next Poster!
The basics of this game are that one poster posts an attack to use against the next poster, who then dodges/blocks the attack (or occasionally just deals with it) and attacks the next poster.
Example:
Poster 1: I transport the next poster to the Magical Muffin Dimension!
Some nerd: I negotiate with the Magical Muffin Emissaries to return home, and cover the next poster in muffins from the Magical Muffin Dimension.
A person: I eat all the muffins, and my hyperness causes me to create a doomsday device, which the next poster ends up activating.
Poster 4 could say that the doomsday device malfunctioned, and so on.
I'll start.
I force the next poster to listen to Yee for 10 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 19:04:07 GMT -5
I use my magical internet powers to change the song to "Rolling Girl".
The next poster is trapped in my Shadow Labyrinth of the Internets, where they encounter the Slowpoke song and undergo a mid-life crisis!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 5, 2015 19:35:38 GMT -5
I escape before that can happen by clicking a link to Ene's Cyber Journey. Meanwhile, GLaDOS takes over the bext poster's computer.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2015 17:15:40 GMT -5
Unfortunately, GLaDOS finds, much to it's dismay, that my computer is a Chromebook and thus has no hard drive. HA!
I attack the next poster with my Sardine Nunchakus! Thwack!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2015 19:01:13 GMT -5
I nom your fish nunchukus! Nom! I then proceed to transport the next poster to Terminus in the book Foundation (by Isaac Asimov)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2015 16:07:35 GMT -5
I call the Doctor and make an escape in the TARDIS.
Once back in my labyrinth, I don the Phoenix bronze cloth and drive the next poster mad with my Phantom Devil attack!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2015 18:56:24 GMT -5
...You assume that I'm not already insane. Nice try though.
I upload a BEN Shimeji onto the next poster's computer (or chrome app if it's a Chromebook) to terrify them. (Note: I actually did this to my tech Ed teacher in 7th grade. Sadly the prank was short lived.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2015 7:28:39 GMT -5
I upload a Ticci Toby Shimeji! CREEPYPASTA FIIIIIIGHT!!!!
I throw a banana at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 8, 2015 17:11:57 GMT -5
I return the banana to Len Kagamine.
I am suddenly Flandre and I explode raisins all over the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2015 17:48:17 GMT -5
I use my lap desk as a shield to block the flying raisins.
I hop onto my eggplant horse, grab a katana, and slash at the next poster!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 9:58:30 GMT -5
I turn into a katana and block the blow.
I turn back to normal and annoy people by complaining about how my coffee wasn't that strong.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 14:10:15 GMT -5
Your channeling me has no effect.
I toss a pineapple bomb at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 22:45:23 GMT -5
The power of delicious flavor protects me from the effects of the bomb.
I make the next poster write a mini webpage on Asimov's life and world view for NHD.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 16:57:13 GMT -5
I run from the room before it is assigned and do not return.
The next poster is forced to undergo a horrifying and hunger-inducing procedure my Spanish class has dubbed "Sandwich Torture".
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 10, 2015 22:35:39 GMT -5
Since I don't know what that is, I ignore it and listen to Welcome to Night Vale.
The next poster is trapped in the Dog Park in Night Vale.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 16:31:27 GMT -5
I call in my demonic pet rabbit to rescue me.
The next poster is forced to endure said rabbit nibbling on their toes.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 15, 2015 15:21:07 GMT -5
Foxy jumpscares said rabbit, allowing me to escape.
I throw a living island at the next poster
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2015 18:02:20 GMT -5
I revert to my shadow form and the island goes right through me.
In my shadow form, I terrorize the next poster by jumping out of a bush and yelling "Boo" very threateningly.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 18, 2015 18:30:00 GMT -5
I don't get scared.
I randomly turn into Garnet and punch the next poster with my gauntlets.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 14:40:11 GMT -5
I block with the shield from the Dragon Bronze cloth!
I spam the next poster with pictures of Kokana.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 19, 2015 23:06:13 GMT -5
I'm used to that by now.
I attack the next poster by means of a trebuchet!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 13:00:01 GMT -5
I block the trebuchet with my MINDTAKING! BWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I stuff a bomb down the next poster's throat. The timer reads 21:00.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 20, 2015 13:37:15 GMT -5
I take it out of my throat, and throw it at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 13:46:46 GMT -5
I hand it to afrocircus and run away. THIS IS REVENGE FOR EXPLODING ME, YA NUT!!!!
I take the next poster's mind. BWEEEEEEOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 20, 2015 16:39:45 GMT -5
Plot twist! The Glow Cloud already has my mind! ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!
The next poster is transported to the Desert Otherworld.
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