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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 27, 2015 6:08:19 GMT -5
My Glyph barrier reflects it onto a nearby squirrel.
I throw a lamp fez (A mini fez I made for my desktop lamp once) at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2015 14:37:30 GMT -5
I catch the lamp fez and put it on my desk lamp. It is now 100% more Whovian.
I EXTERMINATE the next poster. EXTERMINAAAAAAATE!
My Doctor Who obsession is back. Run for the hills, y'all.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 27, 2015 15:26:27 GMT -5
I am revived because the death was neither heroic or just.
I poke the next poster menacingly.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2015 17:40:19 GMT -5
I get poked all the time. This is nothing compared to facial manslaughter.
I jumpscare the next poster while screeching like an animatronic.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 28, 2015 10:12:12 GMT -5
It doesn't affect me because I'm UnofficialOfficial (a term we use a lot at my school) Foxy at my school.
I blink a flashlight rapidly at the next poster
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 10:21:50 GMT -5
It doesn't affect me because I am Bonnie (among other things) and I'm GONNA GET IN YOUR OFFICE NO MATTER WHAT!
I poke the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 28, 2015 10:48:50 GMT -5
I'm fine and I am listening to Jiyuu no Tsubasa.
I throw an Aloysi at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 15:27:44 GMT -5
I dodge expertly.
Then, I throw the helmet of Gemini at the next poster because let's be honest: it's stupid looking.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 29, 2015 12:01:50 GMT -5
I force Bill Cipher to wear it and he takes his anger out on the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 12:37:11 GMT -5
I prudently decide to do what any saint worth their shiny metallic armor would do in the situation- I ditch my cloth and RUN FOR THE HILLS!
I return from the hills with a goat. I sic the goat on the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 29, 2015 16:52:06 GMT -5
My sister duct tapes the goat to her pig.
I raise the dead to prove a point and they go after the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 9:46:03 GMT -5
Ha! I've bern fighting specters in the Holy War for ages! I defeat them easily.
I throw a Pirhanian Rose at the next poster.
Why am I using Pisces Albafica's techniques, anyway?
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 10:40:26 GMT -5
Your moment of kunfusion allows me to dodge!
The next poster is outside during a gravity anomaly and is now floating through the air without anything to grab onto.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 13:18:51 GMT -5
Whee!
I grab a bow and arrow and fire it at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 13:53:23 GMT -5
The lack of gravity allows me to dodge.
The next poster finds that they have unknowingly entered the Night Vale Dog Park.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 16:04:11 GMT -5
I run right out because something tells me hooded figures do not respond well to the Genro Mao Ken.
The next poster finds themselves in the Cancer Temple during the time it is home to Cancer Deathmask. *shivers*
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 18:41:34 GMT -5
Luckily he isn't at the Cancer Temple at the moment, so I abscond without incident.
The next poster finds themselves on a ridiculously windy bridge with a loud angel dragon mourning the loss of its bandanna.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 18:47:08 GMT -5
I give the dragon a nice lime green bandanna that happened to be hanging around, thus appeasing it.
I *clutches head* Not now! No-
I THROW A LESSER SAINT AT THE NEXT POSTER. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, ISN'T IT?
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 18:49:34 GMT -5
I catch the lesser saint and set them down. My sister attacks the next poster with her grappling hook.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 8:00:35 GMT -5
HAHAHA, HOW CHILDISH. A MERE GRAPPLING HOOK CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
I BURN THE NEXT POSTER's PREVIOUS REINCARNATION'S SOUP.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 9:10:44 GMT -5
I am not EFC, and that doesn't affect me because I'm indifferent to having my previous reincarnation's soup burned, as my previous reincarnation actually knows how to cook.
I shoot a gnome out of a leaf blower at the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 12:57:22 GMT -5
I duck as the gnome flies over my head.
I trap the next poster in a room with Virgo Asmita.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 13:47:13 GMT -5
I zone out partially during his lecture, until he gets bored and leaves.
I bring Greninja from Smash to life using the Konami Code and confuse the next poster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 14:32:36 GMT -5
I'm already confused as a general rule, so no luck there.
I throw a cake at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 22:05:55 GMT -5
It's a lie, so I easily dodge.
I throw Wheatley at the next poster.
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