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Post by Planetbox on Sept 26, 2015 9:12:46 GMT -5
I fly over it and drop a grenade on it. The explosion sends it flying at the next poster.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 27, 2015 9:36:59 GMT -5
what is this "it"? i am too lazy to read the backlogs
i use the power of laziness on the next poster
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Post by Planetbox on Nov 5, 2015 18:08:13 GMT -5
I use a shield and it backfires on yourself, making you too lazy to breathe.
I kick the next poster in the face.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 2, 2016 13:42:45 GMT -5
Ow! My face!
Enraged by this, I color the next poster green with copics.
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Post by Dimitri on May 2, 2016 13:49:49 GMT -5
I put a cardboard decoy in my place, and later sell it to an art museum.
Using the money gained from selling this green cutout, I construct a sword out of hundred-dollar bills and hit the next poster with it.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 2, 2016 14:27:43 GMT -5
Since the sword isn't really that sharp, I feign a cry of pain while eating the pocky that you used to give the sword a structure.
I place the next poster inside a stop motion film.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 14:31:02 GMT -5
Ha! Animation is my pasion (spelling error intended), so that does nothing! I throw a bottle of Copic ink at the next poster, thus making them all sticky. That stuff is murder to wash off too.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 2, 2016 14:36:40 GMT -5
Oh noooooo I'm all sticky! I guess I'll just HAVE to sit on the next poster's head now....
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 14:48:48 GMT -5
You are my cowriter so I will allow it. But don't get ink in my hair streak! I'm very proud of it. I mean IT'S BLUE! I aggrieve the next poster with Shar Peis. EMBRACE THEM
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Post by Planetbox on May 3, 2016 16:15:30 GMT -5
I refuse to embrace them. Instead, I run screaming into the misty hills.
I later throw the misty hills at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 21, 2016 15:28:07 GMT -5
I change them into the Misty Mountains and start singing in Dwarvish at the next poster.
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Post by Planetbox on May 22, 2016 18:40:35 GMT -5
I put on earphones.
I hit the next poster with a super long fists combo.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 23, 2016 7:28:17 GMT -5
Oh nooooooooooooo As I'm launched into the air by the super long fists combo, I teleport the next poster to the Land of Dust Mites
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 9:55:42 GMT -5
I lead the dust mites in a glorious revolution despite being the drunk cynic of the bunch. Are you proud of me, Enjolras? I aggrieve the next poster with a long speech on the health benefits of smoothies.
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Post by Planetbox on May 30, 2016 7:29:36 GMT -5
I soak the speech with a smoothie so you can't read it anymore.
I throw a boulder at the next poster.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 6, 2016 15:36:39 GMT -5
I suplex the boulder, just because I can...
I make the next poster fight undyne the undying with an inventory full of tem flakes
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 7, 2016 11:35:46 GMT -5
I throw the Tem Flakes into her face to distract her, and then escape.
I push the next poster into a river.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Jun 11, 2016 20:24:45 GMT -5
I can swim just fine and you didn't specify if the river was particularly dangerous or anything so we good.
I devour the next poster, rending them limb from limb with a sickening yet satisfying slurp.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 12, 2016 10:19:48 GMT -5
The cells of my former body live on and take control of your body, letting me make you tackle the next poster off of a cliff!
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 14, 2016 5:16:55 GMT -5
I fall through the earth, going into space.
After orbiting around, my burning body crash lands right onto the next poster
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 14, 2016 21:42:02 GMT -5
What you meant by that was you spun around the Earth so rapidly you reversed time to the dinosaur age and became the meteor that played a part in their extinction. When you say you crash landed into me, you actually crash landed into a tree of which some of the matter that it's made up of would be part of me millions upon millions of years later. Simple mistake.
I throw a volley of barbecue skewers at the next poster!
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 20, 2016 16:56:34 GMT -5
I block them with a large wall of meat!
I throw an explosive football at the next poster.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 2, 2016 16:46:36 GMT -5
I kick it back with a shield blocking the explosive
I kick the next poster in the nuts
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 8, 2016 16:15:31 GMT -5
You kick my bowl of expensive bowl of pecans, cashews, and walnuts onto the floor, where they all shatter.
I'm so enraged by this that I grab you and throw you at the next poster, or throw you into a wall when you are the next poster.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 11, 2016 13:51:56 GMT -5
I take the hit, but i dont die, then immediately drink a healing potion. I hyper beam the next poster.
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