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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 14, 2015 18:07:38 GMT -5
Okay, your blatant ignorance of physics enables me to open a portal into Banica Conchita's mansion, and I throw the next poster into it.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 16, 2015 10:57:19 GMT -5
The mansion was moved due to renovations, so I can teleported to an empty field.
I throw a gavel at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 19, 2015 10:28:46 GMT -5
This turns me into the Master of the Court, and I sentence the next poster to death.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 19, 2015 12:30:17 GMT -5
I'm "burned" to death by the executioner. It's actually just MonoMad tickling my feet for five minutes. This isn't a real court!
I object to the next poster's face and throw the book at it.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 19, 2015 16:56:47 GMT -5
The Judge steps in front of me, overrules the objection, and then gets hit with the book instead.
I hit the next poster with a Home-Run Bat.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 19, 2015 18:39:17 GMT -5
I fly away and I'm freeee! Until I slam into the next poster
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 20, 2015 9:16:50 GMT -5
I dig underground to avoid it.
I dig a hole beneath the next poster so they fall in.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 22, 2015 8:55:35 GMT -5
I use my wings to fly away, but end up dropping my ATTACK FEDORA on the next poster, so it selfdestructs
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 23, 2015 10:24:14 GMT -5
I dig away and it falls into the middle of the world and explodes, destoying the planet.
Everyone is teleported to another area and then I the next poster with a ladder.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 23, 2015 12:48:14 GMT -5
I walk under the ladder, but luck never had anything to do with it anyways.
I throw Kyubey at the next poster
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 23, 2015 12:53:45 GMT -5
I viciously assault Kyubey with a attack ribbon.
I become Shedew and throw the next poster into a volcano because volcanoes are edgy.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 23, 2015 12:59:58 GMT -5
I'm saved by Sea Dragon Kanon, who felt bad that his brother killed me. I Stardust Revolution the next poster.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 23, 2015 13:59:48 GMT -5
I block it with my Psychic shield.
I breathe fire at the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 23, 2015 14:48:28 GMT -5
I watch from afar as you incinerate your lungs.
I wish I had time to write
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 25, 2015 17:00:44 GMT -5
You wish goes unheard, as this is not Corrupt a Wish.
I blast the next poster with a flamethrower.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 28, 2015 3:33:41 GMT -5
I do some complicated acrobatics to dodge the flame before throwing water on the flamethrower.
Wouldn't it be easier to just put a wall between you?
Yeah, but that would be boring.
I sen-
You send a bolt of lightning at the next poster.
...Lucky guess.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 29, 2015 12:05:31 GMT -5
Thanks. I thought I'd have to actually get a wig so I could do my L cosplay. Turns out I just need to hairspray my hair in place since it's so on end.
I summon a dragon from a window to another world and it breathes fire at the next poster.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 1, 2015 10:24:10 GMT -5
I stand behind it and it accidentally breathes fire on itself and dies. Somehow.
I burst from the shadows and stab the next poster.
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Aug 1, 2015 10:35:03 GMT -5
It was a hologram
I eat the next posters soul
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 2, 2015 8:54:32 GMT -5
I'm already a katana.
I tell Flandre Scarlet that she can play with (read: kill [because she isn't good at holding back her power]) the next poster.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 2, 2015 9:21:38 GMT -5
I disagree and tell you not to make decisions for other people. Flandre gets sad and then mysteriously vanishes from society.
I hire an assassin to beat up the next poster.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 2, 2015 9:36:41 GMT -5
...I point out to the assassin that Jakoku is the other way.
My hype for playing Touhou 6 explodes into a complicated pattern of bullets all aimed at the next poster.
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Aug 2, 2015 10:36:54 GMT -5
I use a forcefeild to block the bullets
I throw a rabid wolf at the next poster
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 2, 2015 11:27:31 GMT -5
I catch it. It turns out it's just a really annoyed Mightyena.
I have the Mightyena use Flamethrower.
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Aug 2, 2015 14:01:50 GMT -5
I throw water at the flamthrower
I hide in a bucket.
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