Attack the Next Poster!

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 2, 2015 18:51:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 18:51:37 GMT -5 I refuse to peel said plantain because I'm a rebel. The next poster must hear TARDIS vwoops in the background of all their music for no reason whatsoever.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 6:31:03 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 6:31:03 GMT -5 I enjoy it. The next poster must read my confusing and strange story...

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 9:19:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 3, 2015 9:19:59 GMT -5 I don't really mind. It sounds about as confusing and strange as Hetallious. The next poster is subjected to one of Kankri Vantas's rants, which are long and boring and don't even apply to humans.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 13:46:19 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 13:46:19 GMT -5 I've spent years resisting Asmita, this is nothing. I dress up as a character from my story and sing "Nightmare Lullaby" to the next poster.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 16:02:00 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 3, 2015 16:02:00 GMT -5 I'm currently listening to Yuukei Yesterday, so I am very confused. I throw a magic 8 ball at the next poster because when did that get here?
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 16:31:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 16:31:47 GMT -5 I catch it and ask it if I'll ever get to dye my hair. It answers "You won the short hair argument, didn't you?" I force the next poster into a battle with Leo Regulus.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 16:58:09 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 3, 2015 16:58:09 GMT -5 I open a portal to the Magical Muffin Dimension to escape. The next poster is aggrieved by Aoshima (the hallucination dolphin thing from Gravity Falls)
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 17:08:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 17:08:10 GMT -5 I befriend it. I then toss my hair at the next poster in an annoying and rebellious manner.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 3, 2015 17:47:52 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 3, 2015 17:47:52 GMT -5 We have a hair-toss off. I have a hair toss off with the next poster.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 9:04:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 9:04:03 GMT -5 I accept your challenge! I annoy the next poster by spending the entire day just drawing gold saints.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 9:54:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 4, 2015 9:54:20 GMT -5 Why would that be annoying? I throw Sepoy Rebellion news reports at the next poster.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 10:25:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 10:25:58 GMT -5 I dodge because they sound educational. I force the next poster to eat some of my cooking.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 11:18:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 4, 2015 11:18:50 GMT -5 I abscond because judging from your comments about it you have England-tier cooking. I trap the next poster in a room with a highly annoyed Irregular (Evillious Chronicles character)
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 12:15:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 12:15:04 GMT -5 I REACH THE SAME LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE. I THEN FORCE THE NEXT POSTER TO SURVIVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE DEMON OF KANON ISLAND.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 4, 2015 13:43:18 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 4, 2015 13:43:18 GMT -5 Since you forced the next poster to survive, I survive due to specific wording. I Aggrieve the next poster with micron pens.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 5:36:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 5:36:45 GMT -5 Finally, some good-quality pens! The next poster is given a shopping list by Hades and is sent to buy popcorn IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLY WAR!

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 7:55:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 5, 2015 7:55:56 GMT -5 I throw it at Pandora and return to fighting the Holy War. I poke the next poster menacingly. ~~Because I'm tired and can't think of a better attack~~
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Sky Full Member Happy New Year ^.^ Posts: 149	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 8:52:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sky on Apr 5, 2015 8:52:22 GMT -5 Breaks your finger I will tell the next poster to eat cakeeee Poisen cake.
	Hello there ^.^ I'm Sky I will always be kind,unless you make me mad. I do get agervated easy,so be careful. Obsessed with Doctor Who Don't fix my grammer or your face will be murderd, You will be put in a corner in a hole under a bed or I will eat your soul. Avatar By: hiyokoxrxs.deviantart.com/

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 8:57:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 5, 2015 8:57:15 GMT -5 But the cake is a lie! Plot twist! I glue amiibos all over the next poster.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Sky Full Member Happy New Year ^.^ Posts: 149	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 9:01:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sky on Apr 5, 2015 9:01:47 GMT -5 Puts a sheild in frount of self so the amiibos is get glues it and then set them on fire. I give the next victim $1000 that will explode after it is super glued to there hand
	Last Edit: Apr 5, 2015 9:03:32 GMT -5 by Sky Hello there ^.^ I'm Sky I will always be kind,unless you make me mad. I do get agervated easy,so be careful. Obsessed with Doctor Who Don't fix my grammer or your face will be murderd, You will be put in a corner in a hole under a bed or I will eat your soul. Avatar By: hiyokoxrxs.deviantart.com/

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 9:03:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 5, 2015 9:03:13 GMT -5 Simple. I don't superglue it to my hand. I throw autocorrect at the next poster.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Sky Full Member Happy New Year ^.^ Posts: 149	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 9:05:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sky on Apr 5, 2015 9:05:51 GMT -5 Puts forcefield around self (auto correct can die ) Put out candy (it will kill you)
	Hello there ^.^ I'm Sky I will always be kind,unless you make me mad. I do get agervated easy,so be careful. Obsessed with Doctor Who Don't fix my grammer or your face will be murderd, You will be put in a corner in a hole under a bed or I will eat your soul. Avatar By: hiyokoxrxs.deviantart.com/

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 9:28:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 5, 2015 9:28:39 GMT -5 I refrain from eating the candy, no matter how amazing it is. The candy is still there, and the next poster notices it.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 17:23:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 17:23:26 GMT -5 I notice it, but do not consume it. I then tie the next poster up and leave them on Hades' doorstep.

Asphoxia Administrator Seer of Randomness Does your hand, in any way, own your stomach? Posts: 1,091	Attack the Next Poster! Apr 5, 2015 18:26:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Asphoxia on Apr 5, 2015 18:26:06 GMT -5 I use my Gold Armor to cut through the rope and abscond since Aspros forgot to ring the doorbell to get Alone's attention since popcorn exists. I steal Alone's popcorn and frame the next poster.
	Hear that, babe? We're legends.

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