#Kun Plays Pokemon Crystal

Thirded, but yell 'Rock, Paper, Scissors!' before you do. That way, it'll be super-effective!

"I'll join you but only if I can fly in his saucer once we're done"

"I'll join you but only if you give me that cool cutty thing on your head"

Cut ALL the tall grass on the route. It'll regenerate as soon as we leave, anyways.

You decide to procrastinate at advancing the plot. However, with Cut Man's help, soon ALL the tall grass on the route is cut down.

.....you wait for it to come back so you can procrastinate more, but honestly that's like watching grass gr--oh wait.

What will you do?

Paint the grass the color of Professor Elm's lab and then suddenly be there for paint reasons.

You try to watch paint dry, but it....doesn't seem to be drying. Like, you know that paint dries slowly, but when you sorta lie on your side and look at it, you can't even see that slow progression. You wait five minutes..... nothing happens. Ten minutes.....nothing happens. Twenty... still nothing. After thirty, you start to get worried. Surely this can't be normal, right? You look around, and....you notice a title card drop from the sky, and suddenly, you are elsewhere.



A lone woman walks along a desolate pier, reminiscing about an amusement park that once was. Many years ago now, a tragedy t̛̙̰̤ͅe̹rr̝̝͉̼͓̹įb́l̴̘̠̪̜̹ͅe͎͢ m͙̩̗u͢s̟͔i̛͚̱c̪a͔̲̣̰̤͝ḷ̘̫̳̙̪ occurred, and as the woman walks, the ghost of--

"Okay now that is even more stupid than everything else has been in this musical up to this point." You see a girl with a calligraphy brush coated in black ink and a pair of scissors holstered in either side of her kimono's sash. As you kinda just lie there, bewildered as to where you are, the girl walks over and extends her non-brush hand to you.



???: "Come on, you had somewhere you wanted to be, right? Or...." She frowns. "I mean, you must not've, if you were watching paint dry."

She pulls you up to your feet. "This...is a bit embarrassing, but.... I don't know where we are. So like, if you've got any ideas on how to get....somewhere that isn't here, I'll gladly hear you out."

You pull out your curry and start painting the ground around you on this...pier.

???: "Uhm... What are you doing?"

You explain that you're trying to paint the ground the color of Professor Elm's lab, so that you can go there. Because, y'know, paint reasons!

She sighs. "I'm...not sure that'll work. But, I could warp you there, if you wanted."

You absolutely do want to get this errand over with. Come on, it feels like you've been taking the egg from Mr. Pokemon to Professor Elm for almost four months now. You indicate as such to her.

???: "Yeah, I can do that." She flourishes her brush, and in a flash, you're...somewhere.

This place...it looks like a laboratory, combined with...a bedroom? There's a messily made up bed, a poster with the periodic table on it, a Pokemon egg incubator.... but what strikes you the most about it is the lack of windows, and the general state of disarray. It looks like it's been abandoned, possibly for months, if not years. Whatever research that was done here? It was abandoned, perhaps out of lack of ethics, perhaps out of an emergency, and now cobwebs litter the place, dust making everything illegible at a glance.

And then, something taps your shoulder. You spin around, but...just see this girl who teleported you here, and... she'd seemed confident before, but now looks...kind of scared.

???: "Did you feel that? A tap on your shoulder?"

You thought SHE tapped you!

???: "...o-oh..." Her face grows pale. "We should...get out of here, it doesn't look like he's here..."

Before you can do that, however, something appears in front of you, and the girl screams, jumping about a foot into the air.



What will you do?

Throw the screaming girl at the Norowara.

First'd.

Negative seconded.

Seconded.

Also, throw a Pokeball at Koop.