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Post by Dimitri on Jul 22, 2018 0:51:58 GMT -5
Seconded.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 22, 2018 11:38:04 GMT -5
Put spikes in the road so when the school bus shows up it gets a flat tire.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 22, 2018 13:43:31 GMT -5
Ping @everyone.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 22, 2018 13:54:39 GMT -5
Ping @phox specifically, asking them to kindly update their CYOA.
Oh, and dab while moonwalking backwards out of the house.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 22, 2018 17:49:33 GMT -5
Well, first thing on your agenda is clearly to get "What is this Feeling" out of Phox's head after they spent 10 minutes reciting it with one of their friends ruin this kid's completely normal school day by possessing his textbook. Which is all fine and good, and you do so, inspecting the contents curiously. Wow, this kid must go to a weird school. You notice that "Daytrader Vader" is the name on the inside of the textbook, and aren't sure if that's a psuedonym or not. Then, you stop possessing the book and sneak over to Daytrader's computer, making sure to ping @everyone on his Discord server for embezzling lollipops. Soon after, you see Daytrader's discord get this message from someone named TravelersCleric. You then try to ping Asphoxia, but there's no one in any of Daytrader's servers named that so you give up and decide to moonwalk out of the house while dabbing. The blond guy seems concerned for your mental health, but the guy in Darth Vader's clothes is too busy eating a hamburger to notice. On the way to Professor Elm's lab, since you've exhausted all other options for what to do in this town, you scatter some spikes in the road to pop the school bus's tires so Daytrader Vader will be late, and finally, you enter. Elm: "Ozzy! There you are! I needed to ask you a favor. I'm conducting my Pokemon research right now, and I was wondering if you could help me with it. I'm writing a paper that I want to present at a conference, but there are some things I don't quite understand yet. So I'd like you to raise a Pokemon that I recently caught. I've got four options for you to choose from." He leads you over to a table with four Pokeballs, and gestures to each one in turn. Elm: "The leftmost has Chikorita, the grass type Pokemon. The second-left has Totodile, the water type Pokemon. The third has Cyndaquil, the fire type Pokemon. As for the last one... I'm not entirely sure what it is.” What will you do? |
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 22, 2018 17:58:55 GMT -5
Totodile is obviously the correct choice, and totally not just because it's what I got in PMD:Sky
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Post by Koopario on Jul 22, 2018 18:04:43 GMT -5
Scream, for you do not know which to choose. Pick Cyndaquil and strike a deal with the red-haired kid outside. Ask him to steal that fourth one for you and take a 'mon for himself. If he refuses your attention, ping @here at him.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 22, 2018 19:59:04 GMT -5
Pick the squinty fiery boi and use it to grill your lunch sammiches.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 23, 2018 16:32:14 GMT -5
Scream, for you do not know which to choose. Pick Cyndaquil and strike a deal with the red-haired kid outside. Ask him to steal that fourth one for you and take a 'mon for himself. If he refuses your attention, ping @here at him. You know what? He can have that fourth secret mon. It's pretty apparent that we're gonna have a tie between Cyndaquil and Totodile...purely because I'm suggesting we get Totodile right now, and also because literally nobody's gonna vote for Chikorita anyways. So let's just get Cyndaquil and Totodile for ourselves, and leave him witth the scraps. Which are Chikorita, god rest his soul, and...the fourth starter, Kokana, Ruler of the Free World. EDIT: Becuse I have to keep referencing my CYOA here for reasons, try to knock out Prof. Elm with one of those books from earlier, and fail. |
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 23, 2018 18:26:01 GMT -5
You attempt to knock out Professor Elm so you have more time to choose a Pokemon by screaming and amplifying your voice with one of those books from earlier, but all that does is give Elm a migraine and annoy him greatly. Elm: "Just...choose a Pokemon, ok?" You walk up to the table and choose Cyndaquil, but before you can do anything else, Professor Elm gets an email. Elm: "I have an acquaintance called Mr. Pokemon. He keeps finding weird things and raving about his discoveries. Anyways, I just got an email from him, saying this time it's real. I'm busy with my Pokemon research, so can you check it out? Mr. Pokemon lives a little beyond Cherrygrove, the next city " You nod and leave the lab after getting Elm's phone number in case you get lost, getting an explanation of the machine that heals Pokemon, and obtaining a potion. You then tell Vinny you have a deal: He can steal you a Totodile and he gets the other two Pokemon. He decides sure, that sounds fine, and gets you a Totodile! So now you have TWO STARTERS! You're kinda disappointed you didn't get to see what was in that mystery Pokeball, but you figure you'll be battling Vinny eventually, so you'll see it soon-ish. You do plan to make him rue the day he decided to pick up edgy "comedy" as a hobby, after all. You are now on Route 29, the road to Cherrygrove City! What shall you do? |
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 24, 2018 17:14:32 GMT -5
Immediately proclaim Route 29 as an endangered Shiny Pokemon habitat, and fine people for walking into the tall grass.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 24, 2018 18:13:31 GMT -5
Learn how to run. Also I second Xeno.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 24, 2018 21:07:16 GMT -5
fhat the wuck Xeno I would have chosen Chikorita if I wasn't busy
Whatever Our Character's Name Is: Beat up Xeno for being a butt.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 24, 2018 22:03:38 GMT -5
Walking down Route 29, you see a convenient sign that reads "Running: It's like walking, but faster." You think walking faster would be good, so you decide to try to learn how to run. You try walking faster, but you're not entirely sure that's running. You try walking even faster, and fall on your face right in front of a patch of grass. Someone comes along to ask what you're doing, and you inform them that this route is an endangered Shiny Pokemon habitat, and if they'd like to walk into the tall grass (that, you silently note, they literally just came out of), they'd have to pay you 15 Poke. They laugh at the attempt, but give you 5 Poke for trying, so I mean hey, at least you have 5 Poke. You pick yourself back up and try to run again, this time propelling yourself off the ground for short bursts of time, and hey! It seems to work! You've mastered running! In celebration, you run right into the tall grass, but, since you're not looking where you're going, you trip over a can of golden spray paint, assume that someone named 'Xeno' left it there, so you beat up the can of spray paint because you think Xeno is a butt. However, in your distraction... What'll you do, then? |
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 24, 2018 22:13:26 GMT -5
KILL IT.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 25, 2018 13:32:37 GMT -5
CATCH IT.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 25, 2018 16:54:47 GMT -5
RUN AWAY FROM IT.
Keep wandering around in the tall grass until you find a shiny Hoothoot instead. You're not going to let #KPPR outdo your luck with the RNG, damnit!
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 25, 2018 19:28:53 GMT -5
You'll only be satisfied with things that are shiny. Alas, you yourself are not shiny, which begins a spiral of self-doubt.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 25, 2018 22:13:47 GMT -5
You find yourself torn. On one hand, you want to kill it. On the other, you want to catch it. And on the secret, third hand, you want to run away from it. After all, this Hoothoot is not shiny, and you only want to collect shiny things. Although.... You, yourself are not shiny. This sends you into a spiral of self doubt, before you realize that you happen to have a can of shiny golden spray paint near you. Needless to say, it's put to good use.Having made yourself adequately shiny, you turn to the Hoothoot menacingly, only to find that it's no longer there. In its place is some sort of anime blue haired guy wearing judge's robes mixed with a suit--- know what? I'll show you the picture.  You stand there, dumbfounded at how a Hoothoot could either turn into or be so silently replaced by this animeman, and yet, suddenly, he stares directly at you, saying "Steven 'Ozzy' Eman W.G.a.C. Tressa Ruoy, I, Gallerian Marlon, have been sent by the Judges to stop your future crimes before you can commit them." |
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 25, 2018 22:27:13 GMT -5
Go to the future and tell your future self "what the HECK, man?!?"
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 25, 2018 22:50:15 GMT -5
Spray him with the spray can, and catch yourself a shiny Gallerian Marlon!
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 26, 2018 6:07:56 GMT -5
'Y'know this would actually be interesting foreshadowing if we like actually commit a bunch of crimes which we probably will honestly
Anyway didn't we blow up this guy in Neverending? Do that again.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 26, 2018 21:13:48 GMT -5
Inform Gallerian that this is stupid. If crimes are apparently now being punished before they ever happen, how is that any sort of law? What are you meant to learn or suffer for if you haven't earned a punishment? And what if those crimes are never going to happen in the first place? That's both entirely unjust and awfully presumptuous.
Besides, suppose there really is some weird time traveling "judge" that knows you're going to do stuff later on. Punishing you in such a way that you can't commit them would cause a paradox, and to let you commit them later on anyways would make it pointless.
While he's processing your incredible legal argument, ask for Planet's permission to summon Vesti and Lauren to represent you in court.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 27, 2018 13:47:32 GMT -5
You realize that if your future self really committed these crimes, that they need some telling off. And you are hurtling into the future at an amazing rate of one second per second, so you decide to give Future-you a little piece of Present-you's mind, which mainly consists of writing "what the HECK, man?!?!" on a penguin shaped sticky note and putting it in your pocket to read later if or when you commit said crimes. And then, a thought comes to your mind, and you turn to Gallerian, informing him that crimes being punished before they happen is stupid, because the future is not yet written and even if it was and he's from the future, that stopping you from committing them would cause a time paradox and probably be even more destructive than your crimes he's trying to stop, but before you can argue any further, Gallerian speaks up.  "You really don't get it, do you? The Judges can see the future. Well okay, not all judges, I mean I can't, but the ones who I work for? Yeah, they can see the future. If you're not stopped, then-!" The blue haired justice's tirade is stopped prematurely, however, since you attempted to craft a bomb out of Earthy Curry and throw it at him. While this does minimal damage, it does annoy him that he'll have to get his robes cleaned, and he tries to clean them off, only to be promptly spraypainted gold by what's left of the spraypaint in the can.  He's even more irritated by this, but you grab him and put him in one of your non-curry pockets before he can say anything. So....congratulations? You now have an unwilling sort-of sidekick who was originally sent to stop you from imploding the universe and probably hasn't been convinced you won't by this display. You figure when there's an actual trial, you'll be able to have contacted Vesti Gates and Co to help you. What will you do? |
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 27, 2018 13:56:07 GMT -5
Go to the drycleaners, buy some tide pods, and drop them in your pocket with Gallerian. Maybe that'll help with getting his robes cleaned later.
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
