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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 3, 2015 22:22:46 GMT -5
In this forum game, someone leaves an item on an island, and the next poster must use it to get off the island. For example, I could leave an ant, and the next poster could use the ant to communicate with the ant community to build a raft to get off the island, and they could leave a coconut. The next poster would use the coconut to get off the island.
I leave a broken clarinet.
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Post by Scraggy on Feb 4, 2015 1:40:40 GMT -5
I attempt to play it, and fail horribly, in part because it's broken and partly because I don't know how to clarinet. A dolphin swims by and gets mad that I'm making it go deaf. I threaten to play more if it doesn't take me home, so it agrees. It takes me about a mile off the coastline, then drowns me. But hey, at least I'm off the island!
I leave a snow globe.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 4, 2015 7:03:12 GMT -5
I use the flare of the sun against the glass to send a signal to a passing plane, which takes me off the island.
I leave a 2013 Homestuck calendar.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 19:08:02 GMT -5
I use it to bribe the native MS Paint fans, and they loan me a raft so that I can escape.
I leave a piece of paper with "Kage owns this paper" written on it.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 5, 2015 19:37:38 GMT -5
Kage is a celebrity for bringing the Homestuck calendar so they gladly exchange it for a luxury jet.
I leave an empty flash drive.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2015 17:21:16 GMT -5
I use the flash drive's metal tip to slowly but surely cut away enough vegetation to make a huge message on the beach which reads "Help, I'm tired of being trapped here. Please rescue me."
I leave behind a bag of instant ramen.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2015 19:05:09 GMT -5
I shrink to the size of an ant and make a bridge out of the ramen.
I leave the bag that the ramen was in.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2015 15:59:12 GMT -5
I use that bag to flag down a passing squid, and it swims me home.
I leave behind a plate of slimy tofu.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2015 18:49:52 GMT -5
The tofu mutates into a bridge that I walk to the mainland on.
The plate is still there.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2015 17:53:25 GMT -5
I take the plate to the shore, where I use a rock to smash it. The noise wakes up a monkey, who is trying to get a tan. I tell him I am Kage, the Great Plate Breaker, and if he doesn't want me to shatter every piece of pottery on the island, he'd better call the rest of the monkeys to build me a boat. They do so, and I sail away, but not before leaving behind the "a" key from a computer.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 11:16:36 GMT -5
The "a" kev morphs into *shudders* Kevin (don't ask. Just don't.) I nope so much that I nope all the way to the mainland.
*shudders* Kevin is still there.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 11:49:11 GMT -5
I go to the tiki bar on the island and order a tall glass of their finest and most well-aged nope, followed by a side of never, and for dessert, I take the not in a million years. Then, using the power of this combined denial, I blast off into the cosmos, screaming something obscure about Saint Seiya...
I leave behind a small Funko Pop! figure of Megurine Luka.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 14:51:21 GMT -5
The awesomness of Vocaloid propels me off the island.
I leave a red pen that has dried orange juice on the tip.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 16:32:49 GMT -5
I use the pen to write a message, which I then coerce a friendly seagull into delivering to the mainland. A ship comes and rescues me, but I leave behind my keyboard piano.
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Post by Lenrap on Feb 13, 2015 21:54:51 GMT -5
I play the song of time and activate a hylian helicopter to take me home
I leave a bucket of radioactive chemicals
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 15, 2015 15:23:42 GMT -5
Ugh. How disgusting. I refuse to touch the vulgar object and proceed to simply swim home.
It's still there. Ew.
Homestuck references are a thing
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2015 18:00:16 GMT -5
The radioactive chemicals break down my human disguise, thus forcing me to reveal my true shadow form. I fly away into the night to terrorize small children.
But before that, I leave behind Alone's pendant from Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 18, 2015 18:28:58 GMT -5
I don't know what that is, so it teleports me home.
I leave slightly cold tea.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 15:02:26 GMT -5
I drink the tea and use the ensuing energy boost to swim home.
I leave behind a chicken.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 19, 2015 23:07:13 GMT -5
I train it to fly me home.
I leave a tissue.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 12:56:45 GMT -5
I shrink myself to the size of an ant and use it to make a hang glider.
I leave behind a radioactive cookie.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 20, 2015 13:35:27 GMT -5
I use it as a raft.
I leave behind radioactive skittles. (Which my science class used a few days ago.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 13:48:25 GMT -5
I eat the skittles and transform into Gamma Man! Then, I fly off the island.
I leave behind a fish.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 20, 2015 16:43:07 GMT -5
The fish is a SUPERFEESH! The Arokai coder codes a bridge into the world, and we leave on it.
The broken code of the bridge is still there.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 20:00:56 GMT -5
I use my rapidly dying cell phone to call a code repairman, who repairs the bridge and I walk home on it.
I leave behind a ham sandwich.
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