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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 18:38:16 GMT -5
The flan summons Flandre, who decides to play tag with me. I fail miserably, but at least I'm off the island, which somehow regenerated.
I leave a mechanical pencil.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 18:43:38 GMT -5
I use the pencil to write a note. "Dear fellow Gold Saints: Please rescue me. I swear I won't let Evil Me kill any of you. Just please don't leave me alone with him. Yours, Aspros." Then, I put the message in a coconut and toss it into the ocean. Two weeks later, they send a rescue team.
*sarcastic* Thanks, guys.
I leave behind the keys to the Gemini Temple.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 18:45:25 GMT -5
The secret tunnel off the island happens to have locks that the keys to the Gemini Temple work with.
I leave a can of carbonated coconut flavored water.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 18:51:54 GMT -5
I shake up the can, then open it and in a split second, flip a Mento in. Then, I run to a safe distance as it explodes to the sound of birds scattering. It is heard by a passing fisherman, who pulls up to the island to tell me that I'm scaring all the fish with my explosions. I manage to gain passage on his boat, but I have to gut all the fish. When I return to Sanctuary, I am greeted by a bucket of cold water to the face and my so-called friends telling me that I need a shower.
I leave behind a trout.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 18:57:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 19:52:37 GMT -5
Great! I need some happiness right about now, since a certain split personality just killed a psychiatrist. I listen to the soothing music and think about my life. Then, Asmita steals my headphones and tells me to get a life. But he helps me off the island.
I leave behind Asmita.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 19:56:03 GMT -5
I use him as a bridge off the island.
I leave a plaster cast of the Helix Fossil.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 19:59:20 GMT -5
Best use of an Asmita I've seen all day.
I sell the plaster cast online to a fossil enthusiast, then use the money I get to buy a plane ticket and fly off the island. Asmita is on the plane. He acts like the bridge thing is my fault.
I leave behind Athena.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 30, 2015 20:01:26 GMT -5
She and I work together to get off the island.
I leave a Shulk amiibo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 6:39:29 GMT -5
I put googly eyes on it and it becomes magical, thus teleporting me off the island.
I leave behind Pegasus Tenma.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 9:07:09 GMT -5
I work with him to build a boat off the island.
I leave behind a flash drive with a BEN shimeji on it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 11:21:35 GMT -5
I upload it to a computer I find on the island. This computer turns out to belong to a genius living on the island, who becomes very annoyed with me and sends me on the next boat off the island.
I leave behind The Last Will and Testament of Gemini Aspros.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 11:53:45 GMT -5
Phoenix Wright comes to be a witness to its writing, but realizes that I am not you and helps me off the island.
I leave a desk lamp.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 13:06:09 GMT -5
I plug the lamp into an electrical socket in one of the palm trees. The light attracts Papillon Myu, possibly the girliest Specter ever. After cordially informing him that it's moths, not butterflies, that are attracted to light, I fight him and steal his cloth. Then, I fly off the island.
A cloth-free and ticked off Myu is still on the island.
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Post by Asphoxia on Mar 31, 2015 21:58:27 GMT -5
I abscond off the island.
I leave the game Osu!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 6:28:30 GMT -5
I play it and am teleported off the island as a reward.
I leave behind a cunning disguise.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 9:21:23 GMT -5
The cunning disguise is ineffective against Dad, and I am then Homestuck (not Islandstuck)
I leave a cake.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:39:29 GMT -5
I am the magical cake saint! The presence of my source of my power gives me enough cosmos energy to fly off the island.
I leave a plantain.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 10:14:06 GMT -5
I give it to Len who gets me off the island.
I leave a palette knife.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 10:50:02 GMT -5
I use it to hack at some vegetation, in which I find a disappointing lack of rupees.
Then, I use the dismembered vegetation to make a trebuchet and fly off the island.
I leave a very annoyed Athena.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 19:05:55 GMT -5
Athena murders my face so much that it knocks me off the island.
I leave Majora's Mask.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 19:20:56 GMT -5
I put it on to protect my face from being murdered by Athena. She seems impressed by my mask and directs me off the island.
I leave behind Spanish cuisine.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2015 19:23:49 GMT -5
I sell it to the locals, which gives me enough money to buy passage on a boat.
I leave behind autocorrect
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 6:10:51 GMT -5
My rage at it sends me rocketing off the island.
I leave behind a scratched up but useful iPod Classic from the dawn of time.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 2, 2015 8:32:03 GMT -5
I give it to a Time Anomaly Removal Agent, who helps me get off the island.
I leave a 2012 DI Globals "News to Me" pin.
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