|
|
Post by Koopario on Oct 7, 2015 6:34:24 GMT -5
Wonder if this is the Iron Head base all over again.
|
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Oct 7, 2015 15:25:24 GMT -5
Do a silly dance.
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Oct 11, 2015 20:09:10 GMT -5
Slow half-week? Gonna have to take some creative liberties with this one...You decide the best course of action, sense you already made yourself known to an enemy, is to shut down whatever their operation is. If that's not what you were thinking then what. The lot of your group ventures inside the distorted tent. As you go in further the hallways seem to get wider... or is that just your imagination? You can't shake the familiar feeling... but you guess it's the Iron Head base all over again. Benipé must have found some other crazies who got a hold of the wrong tech. After many a twist, turn, and pivot or whatever, you finally see something else that's mobile. It looks like a... rock. That's moving. With a single, glowy eye in front of it. It turns and looks at you, standing completely still. Gosh, it's creepy. Kinda makes you wish you had a way to tell what it was. If anything, it's ruining the metallic machiney feel of the area. Something in your gut tells you to beat it up. You do a silly dance and engage it in a fight! Feeling ruiner: 50/50 Ace: 75/75 (Eagle Punch nerfed, Min Scanner disabled, Majerble's mask not usable)Marshall: 100/100 (Potato Shot disabled, Tater Flash disabled, Techno Hopper not usable)Apollo: 75/75 (Scarf Attack disabled, Lightning Rod disabled)Amanda: 50/50 (Can't really do anything at all)For ye on kun forums I highly recommend using the original BitForums front page for reference on attacks and what can or can't be done. Have a LINKAs for Isra, she's off somewhere else. Honestly that group of people was starting to annoy her, she needed some alone time inside the distorted tent. Though after exposing her true intentions it's not like she's just gonna abandon them or anything. "I am just going to explore a bit." she thinks to herself. "They are probably getting into a fight..." If there's anything Isra hates, it would be fighting. If she wanted remember her childhood she could tell a whole story about how she was confronted by people of malicious intent on a regular basis. Not wanting to fight, she would always just give in. "Thieving is so much easier..." she continued thinking, making her way through whatever seemed like a good path. "You never really hurt anyone... bah, I never should have trusted that three-o. When they told me to 'find some way to get these travelers where we can find them' I should have said no." It would've been a first in all her years of thievery. But she's a thief, not a kidnapper! Once that Ace kid woke her up it had been hammering at her thinker all day. Might as well keep on exploring this place. There's some light up ahead... looks kinda... blue? New Items: None
Persony Bits: Oh boy finally the fact that they were captured for a while goes into effect! Yay?
Recent: Entered distorted tent, found Feeling ruiner, fighting Feeling ruiner, Isra exploration
|
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Oct 12, 2015 15:59:10 GMT -5
Ace: Use Fire Up while you watch to see the Feeling Ruiner's attacks.
Marshall: Use Water Magic.
Apollo: Use Thunder.
Amanda: Do a silly dance, cheering on your teammates.
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Oct 14, 2015 20:03:36 GMT -5
You Fire Up and stare the Feeling Ruiner right back in its stupid glowy eye. Nothing much happens. Marshall splashes some water on it and then freezes it still to make sure it doesn't... rock you. Or something. You keep expecting it to shoot a laser at you or something. Still nothing.
"Hey people, Isra's not here." Amanda notices.
Figures.
Marshall puts a little ice-sculpture nose under its eye and you punch it into little ice shards to to bring up your "noses broken" counter.
Noses broken: 1
Eventually you decide to actually try beating up the thing. You take your maxed-out Fire Up and punch it HARD, breaking Marshall's ice net and sending the Feeling Ruiner flying into the metal wall with a satisfying "CLUNK". It chips off a little, but then rolls back over and continues staring at you, the satisfaction completely nullified. Stupid rock. What now?
Feeling Ruiner: 50/50
Ace: 75/75, 2.5x Atk/Def (Eagle Punch nerfed, Min Scanner disabled, Majerble's mask not usable)
Marshall: 100/100 (Potato Shot disabled, Tater Flash disabled, Techno Hopper not usable)
Apollo: 75/75 (Scarf Attack disabled, Lightning Rod disabled)
Amanda: 50/50 (Can't really do anything at all)
You notice that the rock didn't take any damage. Odd.
Isra goes towards the blue light around the corner, making sure nobody's in the vicinity. She peeks around the corner and the coast is clear. In the room there is a metal table covered with tools and other gizmos. By the walls are many big, techy-looking machines.
"I have never seen machines like this before..." she says under her breath.
By the side of the table is a small, ovalish device emitting the bright light. It has a bunch of strange innerworkings visible on top of it, with a shiny crystally looking thing on top where the light is coming from. It's pretty bright, but Isra can see clearly enough. No other doors except the one behind her, and judging by the way the tools have been laid out it's unlikely this room was left with traps set... though there haven't been any traps at all, thankfully. Better safe than sorry though, and she grabs a very conveniently placed broom from the wall and pokes the ground wherever she's about to step.
In the end, all it did was waste time getting to the table. Though in her profession, it's better as such than a potential sawed-off leg.
Isra looks at the shiny crystally thing.
"This must be worth TWICE 1000 Pwaants...!" she thinks to herself, "I am sure this little thing would not miss it..."
She removes it with a spark and a shock. When she does so, the light dims down and she gets a good look at it. It looks like a semi-flat crystal, like at first, but it's a neon purple color upon closer inspection she infers it's definitely not organic. But it's shiny. Shinies tend to sell very well. Looking even CLOSER at it she thinks she can see images and text. Her brain decides to not think about that. As she turns around to make her way out though, she faintly hears what sound like machine parts going to work behind her. Her instincts make her duck behind one of the larger machines surrounding her and survey the room from there for any threat. What she sees is the ovalish device reworking all the wiring and things back into itself, including some small flake-looking things around the table. It floats up and a screen appears over it's opening. It lights back up, but in a much more controlled way than before, then a pair of square eyes appear and look side to side before staring straight at Isra.
"Eergh! I got caught!" She thinks as the device floats towards her with squinted electronic eyes. Then it stops in front of her, and to Isra's surprise, speaks in an almost-familiar voice almost like a normal <insert name of Ruby's humanoid species here>.
"You."
Well, no where for Isra to run now. She prepares for the worst...
New Items: None
Persony Bits: None
Recent: Boring battle, blue shiny that is actually purple, ovalish device that is the worst
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Oct 14, 2015 20:09:21 GMT -5
Turn the head around and just move on. Make sure it does not look back at you walking away.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dimitri on Oct 14, 2015 22:46:30 GMT -5
Turn the head around and just move on. Make sure it does not look back at you walking away. No, we mustmake the Feeling Ruiner pay for ruining the feel! Ace: Glare fiercely at the Feeling Ruiner until it give you it's lunch money! Isra: Be given a magical gun and put through several tests Be given cake Look GlaDOSit levely in the eyes and answer with a calm "Me." |
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Oct 15, 2015 10:33:50 GMT -5
Turn the head around and just move on. Make sure it does not look back at you walking away. No, we mustmake the Feeling Ruiner pay for ruining the feel! Ace: Glare fiercely at the Feeling Ruiner until it give you it's lunch money! Well at least I have an idea. You say Amanda can't do much? I beg to differ. She still has wind magic, right? Have her use that and I'll reveal my idea later in an actual battle. |
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Oct 18, 2015 21:36:21 GMT -5
WELP.
This battle was a waste of time.
You suggest to Amanda to blow a kiss at the Feeling Ruiner. She respectfully turns down your proposition. You find a few quarters on the ground by the rock. But they're worth nothing and that kills you.
GAME OVER
Continue???????
Sure why the heck not.
Wait what just happened?
*rewind approximately 4.5 lines of text*
WELP.
This battle was a waste of time.
You suggest to Amanda to blow a kiss at the Feeling Ruiner. She respectfully turns down your proposition. You wonder why that action was canon and then kick yourself for breaking the fourth wall. Agreeing with the narration you turn around and try and find a different route to where Min is, because now that you think about it that's the only real reason you're here. You go back a bit and take a path that reads "lounge" in normal letters. While heading down this way you can't help but think that the rock back there was more than just filler for Isra's expostion a stupid rock... anyway now you're in what you assume is the lounge. It has several chairs scattered about but they're all empty. You can see some Feeling Ruiner-colored rocks scattered about. They're not actually FRs, though. Whatever was in here, it's gone now. You see a pot of coffee and a notebook with "DIARY" scribbled out and under it written "plans" in a neatly messy manner. What will you do in here?
Isra looks the strange ovalish device in its pixelated eyes and sternly says "Me.", waiting for it to do whatever it does. The device speaks again.
"Yes, you. Does it look like anyone else is here? What are you doing here?"
"I am lost and looking for a way out," she lies, "If you could just point me to the exit, I will be on my way..." she flashes a smile.
"... oh wait." the device flashes for a second, "Isra, isn't it? The liar-slash-thief."
"Oh geez it knew she was coming!" Isra thinks "But wait... how does it know my name?" She begins another sentence, but the device cuts her off.
"No need, I think I get what you're thinking. You're wondering what I am and how I know you, right?"
"..."
"Thought so. Allow me to illuminate... remember the thing that called you out on your mission the other day? That was me. Call me Min. *twirl* No hard feelings?"
"..."
"I bet you're confused. See, I was linked with that kid Ruby back there--'Ace' we call him. These people tried to take me apart and put that THING it gestures (in a way) to the purple gem-chip-thing in Isra's hand, in me to control me. Thanks for removing that by the way. But it's complicated. Sorry. Anyway, I'm going to ask kindly of you to stop staying so quiet and ask me some questions. I can't illuminate all day."
"..."
"Wow you really haven't changed much. Listen, bottom line is that I need you to tell me if Ruby's anywhere near. I need to get back to him."
"And why is that?"
"Wha--oh! Because these people stopped my mind link with him and now he could very well be in trouble. I woke him up, and my guess is that's the reason you're here. We need to just get out of here. Now help me?"
Isra can't help but think this device--"Min", is leaving out some parts. The last part makes sense... but why would her former clients want this... ANNOYING screen thing?
"..."
"I'll take that as a 'yes'. Let's go!"
"Wait. First we need to find their possesions... right?"
"... yesh sure. I can show you the way."
Okay that puts up a warning flag. 'I can show you the way'. Is Min part of the former clients? This day just keeps getting weirder... Isra'll have to watch her back... though for now she's keeping her mouth shut.
whoops no log :/
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Oct 25, 2015 21:49:34 GMT -5
You look at the coffee and pour yourself a cup. Said cup of coffee feels warm and smells nice. It must be some seriously strong stuff because it doesn't move at all when you tip the cup. Whoever had this must've been really dedicated to what they were doing... although it may be in your best interest to not drink it. Just a hunch. You take a peek at the diary planbook. It's stuffed full of extra papers that will soon be important. Since you're too hyper to read any of this without Min by your side, you pass it off to Marshall. He begins reading...
...
...
this may take a while.
The annoying robot Min leads Isra to what hopefully is wherever stolen stuff for these people goes. Isra has to admit, the thing's a speedy one. She's doing her best to keep up at a good pace. After the quick navigational tour they arrive in a small closet-sized room in the side of a hallway. This has everything Isra's former clients had taken from... well, just them. "Them" as in Ace's group. Shame. Min lends Isra Ace's protagonist pack. At first it's size makes her skeptical.
"Here. Use this."
"... is this supposed to carry all of... ?"
"Why else would I have given it to you?"
At this exact moment Isra stops trying to apply logic to this. She really should've done that when she met ye who is called Min. She fills the pack with everything and then decides now is a good time to ask some questions.
"So have you and Ace known each other for a while?"
"Oh? Okay questions. To be honest, I wouldn't know. If I hadn't had some time to think about this, I might've said yes. The thing is... I don't recall if I ever knew him before about when he met Marshall... or any of his friends for that matter."
"... Oh... kay?" Isra could've sworn she heard Min flash something on her face for a moment.
"Yeah, I need these kinds of things called P-Chips to regain my memory... also rather complicated. Hey mind if I tell you a secret?"
"..."
"Okay cool. So you know why I was in that room there? And that purple thing you removed from my face? The people who tried to trap us were trying to control me. And I don't know why. Without my P-Chips, I have no dots to connect. But the purple thing they had in me... if you had arrived just a few dozen minutes later I'd be finished. It was overriding any bit of personality and self-direction I had in me... ... ...okay you know how I said this was a secret? Actually you can tell everyone about this. i have no reason to keep info from people. I'm called a superencyclopedia for a reason... hehe."
Well that was a lot to take in. Min begins leading Isra to what she says is the location of Ruby's group. Isra's beginning to find Min a lot less annoying that before. Not using logic seems to help. What's a superencyclpedia anyway?
Back to Ruby and co.
"Got it!" Marshall announces, "Well first, there was a map in here. Handy. Anyway these people were trying to control the 'rouge superencyclopedia'. Hey isn't that what Min's supposed to be? Guess these people want something to so with 'er."
"But remeber Medley saying that there are other superencyclopediae?" says Amanda.
"Yeah good point... but then why would they target us specifically? I think... we should... try and reason... with them?"
"Good luck with that. Whoever they are we need to stop them."
"... why...?"
"You ask too many questions. We need to save Min, anyway--"
As soon as Manda says that, you look over your shoulder to see a familiar shape sitting in the door. The Feeling Ruiner...
"--and these people could... Oh. It's that thing from before..."
Well nothing you can do to it right now. You look at the map. Some locations that you notice are "KITCHEN", "RESEARCH" and "TRAINING". Which one will you go to?
New Items: None
Persony Bits: None
Recent: No coffee, planbook read, even more Isra/Min exposition, return of the FR, map go where?
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Oct 26, 2015 9:14:26 GMT -5
Wait until Isra finds you. No need to rush.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dimitri on Oct 26, 2015 13:02:39 GMT -5
TO THE KITCHEN!
|
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Oct 27, 2015 9:24:05 GMT -5
Go to the Kitchen and cook up some tasty Spaghettios.
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 8, 2015 9:46:34 GMT -5
You decide the most likely place for the Shenanigans three-oh to be is the kitchen. Though it's obvious throughout the group you're going there to find something to eat, it's about breakfast time anyway. You poke the FR on the way out and go. Like this entire place, the path to the kitchen is twisty and turny in all sorts of ways. So much so that whenever you go to a different area you feel a great need to mention it every time to make the post seem longer.
SO YOU GET TO THE KITCHEN.
There's a figure dressed in familiar striped clothes muttering to himself.
Oh geez.
This is prolly' one of those guys.
WHAT DO???
As for Isra; she's on her way. She's not sure what to do when she finds Ruby's group, but she's on her way.
Also there was nothing I could think of for her to do. Partly why this update took so long.
Sometime's I'm just the most dumb.
Whüps noh lawg a-ghen :/
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 8, 2015 17:50:16 GMT -5
Rather than fighting the shenanigan One-oh with honor and respect, you make like Isra an improper, miserable, rude, cheap, corrupt, dishonest, dirty, awful, disrespectful, mean poopyhead and punch him in the back after sneaking up on him. "OW! What was that fo--uh..." Whoops. You clonk him in the noggin with a can of tomatoey wheat circles and engage in a one-on-one fight with him. Your allies are too disgusted with you to help.Shenanigans One-oh: 40/40, 13/15 armor (No flinching from this guy until armor is broken)Ace: 75/75 (Eagle Punch nerfed, Min Scanner disabled, Majerble's mask not usable)Marshall: "Uh..." Amanda: "Disgusting." Apollo: "I can't believe he'd just DO that!" Isra: Running around at the speed of fast! Got places to go gotta FOL-LOW THIS RO-BOT! "Hey!"It also should be noted that Isra is a really good singer, chef, writer, AND swimmer. Not that it'll ever be relevant. "This sure is taking a while." Says Isra to Min, "Are you sure you know where Ace is?" "As a matter of fact, yes. It's just that the writer has nothing for us to do because he's lazy."
"True, true." "As a matter of fact, yes. It's just these hallways are so much fun to run around in." "..." |
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Nov 9, 2015 18:56:59 GMT -5
Spam the same attack over and over. Then sneak up on your friends and stab them in the back.
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Nov 10, 2015 10:27:03 GMT -5
Spam the same attack over and over. Then sneak up on your friends and stab them in the back. I veto the second part but for the first be a big jerk and spam Eagle Punch with Fire Up as in the days of yore. |
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 15, 2015 23:54:50 GMT -5
You contemplating murdering your friends for a second while the One-oh stands there like a respectable turn-based enemy. You eventually decide against the aforementioned action, instead using a Fire-Up boost to block some damage you receive from him throwing the can on tomatoey wheat circles back at you for 1 damage. Ouch? You initiate Eagle Punch.exe and sock him in the chest. We don't even need to calculate damage because this guy... is not a very good fistfighter to say much. He has, like, 2 defense. Poor man. You nostalgically explode and fly back into your friends. When the 'spoldey smoke clears the One-oh is passed out on the ground, covered in tomatoey wheat circles.
So now that he's taken care of, there should only be one of the Three-oh left. Though it prolly' wouldn't be to smart to leave just yet. There's a whole kitchen to explore, and it is BIG. What do you check? Pantry, sink, stovetop, or counter?
Min zips to a halt.
"Aw man, the were just here... I can feel it."
Isra jogs up next to her. She looks into the room that Min's floating in front of. It's full of a bunch of chairs and rocks and a coffeemaker. Down the hall Isra spots a moving rock making the oddest of noises. She would ask Min what it is and then go check it out... maybe snatch it up for profit later. Moving rocks are probably worth a bit, but she's made a commitment to just go with the flow at this point. No questions no matter as many "off" vibes she gets from it. Oh, Min's moving again. Gotta catch up...
|
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Nov 16, 2015 16:53:24 GMT -5
Now that the guy is gone, cook up some tasty Spagghetios! (No I will not stop.)
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Nov 20, 2015 8:06:32 GMT -5
Check all of the things.
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 22, 2015 23:43:14 GMT -5
Motivation for this update brought to you by the amazing soundtracks of Pokémon SUPER Mystery Dungeon. Go buy the game. Izgud.
You open up the pantry and take a look-see... there're a LOT of "freeze dried" things in here. You take one and read a not attached to it in mildly sloppy cursive, "freeze-dried mineral pie for behemoths".
Okay... well it doesn't look like pie. Maybe it has something to do with "freeze dried". Though you'll keep that last word in mind...
While Amanda reviews the map on the counter, Apollo goes to check out what's in the saucepan on the stovetop next to it..
"A bunch of those tomatoey wheat circles... as well as a box. Maybe it fell in from another planet?"
"Let's tone down that imagination of yours Apollo."
"Hehe... yeah..."
"And don't touch that stuff. Who knows what goes in there..."
And since Marshall is the most special of all the little snowflakes, he gets to go rip out the sink.
So this may take a while.
Now to Isra and Min...
Min wass flying along so fast, it was bound to happen. Isra's lost her.
Isra picks herself up from the floor where she tripped and fell down.
"A curse on these hallways," She thinks "how could anyone set up camp, let alone navigate with this..."
Isra checks what she tripped on... it appears to be a rock.
"Hrph. What a foolish object to trip over."
Then it moves, revealing a big purple "eye" on the other side.
"Wah!" Isra almost falls over again. "What kind of... rock is this?"
Then her thief senses begin tingling... along with her suspicion. She COULD swipe this... but... something's seriously off about it. Like she should be trying to get as far away from it as possible. Isra takes the path she saw Min go down, but gets lost and ends up in an open area. She hears movement and swiftly hides behind a convenient crate. She peeks over the crate...
BACK TO RUBY & CO.
With the help of you, Marshall dislodges the sink. Not sure what that does for you, but as water sprays everywhere from its former place it must hit a cicuit or something, because the room soon goes dark. No more exploring there, then. Where to? "RESEARCH" or "TRAINING"?
New items: *Kitchen Sink get!
Persony Bits: Marshall is the most special of all the snowflakes
Recent: See above two lines, where to?
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopario on Nov 23, 2015 8:09:44 GMT -5
Training!
|
|
|
|
Post by Dimitri on Nov 24, 2015 12:52:43 GMT -5
Homework is boring, let's go beat some beanbags up.
|
|
|
|
Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 26, 2015 21:00:53 GMT -5
Yay Thanksgiving update. Or Turkey Day. Or just the day when you have to go talk to that one cousin of whom for some inexplicable reason you find annoying.
Also note to those on #kun forums, we're doing "RESEARCH" because on BitForums we had two of those and that's what posted first.
You fumble your way out of the kitchen and take the map to where it says "RESEARCH" is. When you get there, you realize the path you took was rather straightforward compared to the last route to the kitchen. Maybe because this room is used more? It sure shows. There's papers stacked everywhere and a bunch of machines everywhere beeping and booping. You step inside and take a look around, trying to see if anything here could help you escape and/or find Min. The first thing to catch your eye is a big, blue-purple machine that's flashing like crazy. It seems to be absorbing some kind of... energy? Whatever it is, you wonder what you should do about it. Try to find some notes on it around here or just smash it or what?
Isra peeps over the crate and sees a giant... creature, smack dab in the middle of the room (though it feels like an outside area with all the decorations) she's in. It has a HUGE body and a long, solid-looking tail. It has a thick, rock layer on its back similar in color to the thing she tripped on earlier... it's surrounded by more normal-sized rock things as well.
"This is so weird..." Isra thinks, "What are these things? They almost look like normal creatures... except rocks. But that one in the middle..."
This time, Isra's curiosity gets the best of her. She moves in closer to try and see what the big rock-thing is.
New Items: None
Persony Bits: None
Recent: RESEARCH, purple-blue energy smashy or what?
|
|
|
|
Post by Planetbox on Nov 27, 2015 14:13:05 GMT -5
Punch everything in the face.
|
|
Feed me lemons or feed me life!
