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Post by Dimitri on Jun 18, 2015 21:04:19 GMT -5
This is a particular favorite of mine, partially because I made it. Basically how it works is the first person says a problem, and then the next person apologizes (or not) for it and says a new problem. The best results come when they're linked together in a backwards story. For example: Guy 1: "My apartment flooded! How could this happen? "
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, but I had an indoor pool party happening and someone opened the door. I wonder who.. "
Guy 3: "Well generally speaking, when there's an indoor pool party the water's in a pool. The reason I was so late is... "
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 18, 2015 21:18:18 GMT -5
Well, about that. I had to take it because someone broke mine. What horrible person would do such a thing?
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 19, 2015 6:51:01 GMT -5
Sorry about that. I was told it was a piano keyboard and I tried to play "Through the Fire and Flames" on it. Although I wonder who led me to believe it was a piano keyboard...
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 19, 2015 11:14:01 GMT -5
I never said it was a piano keyboard, I said there was a program that let you play piano on your keyboard.
At least, there was until someone hacked the site and replaced the download with a rickroll...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 11:24:04 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but my evil split personality has a history of taking over when I'm online and doing horrible things. The real question is who stole the medications I need to keep him in check?
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 19, 2015 18:04:06 GMT -5
Well, someone told me you were faking it, and made me take the pills from you. But who told me?
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 19, 2015 20:57:15 GMT -5
VINCENT: Sorry... I needed one of the chemicals in the pills for an experiment. But who bought out the store's supply?
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 20, 2015 1:25:54 GMT -5
I have a friend who needs them for their... condition. I picked up the last bottle for them yesterday.
But when I got back home my research table was gone! I mean, they're really cheap, but still!
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 20, 2015 6:28:32 GMT -5
PANTAGES: Well Whitebridge told me that someone named Dimitri made fun of him because of his stutter, so I grew lichen all over it in my garden! But who framed him?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 11:03:51 GMT -5
I mistook this Dimitri for somebody else of the same name. I apologize.
I wonder who caused my confusion?
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 20, 2015 14:26:36 GMT -5
Evidently I did by not telling you that when you speak of me to a Narrator you should use my title, Thaumaturge Aeric.
Speaking of which, I was given an acceptance letter from the Narrator Corps. Who signed me up?
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 20, 2015 18:19:21 GMT -5
TRIALI: That was me. I thought you'd fit in well. Although someone implied that, giving me the idea to sign you up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 5:25:37 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I believed that Thaumaturge Aeric had actually undergone training to be a Narrator.
I wonder who gave me THAT idea...
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 21, 2015 7:41:54 GMT -5
REIX: Well when I was looking for Aquarius Camus so I could yell at him for streaming "Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva" through our database, I found evidence suggesting that, and I accidentally dropped it when I was trying to interrogate Camus through your phone.
Although was it really this "Camus" who streamed that movie?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 10:14:34 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I felt that my little brother and friends-who-think-they're-my-cousins needed to see the film as a distraction from our... memorable escapades... involving the cancelled children's TV show Oobi, a whiteboard, and some awkward Supernatural crossovers. Really, don't ask.
But anyway, this is really the fault of who told me that using your database for such a purpose was alright and wouldn't inconvenience anyone.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 25, 2015 18:41:03 GMT -5
CAMUS: Well I had to get that murderous computer to stop trying to assassinate me somehow. Who gave Parody Cinemas that much bandwidth anyways?
((Sorry I had to be Camus for a moment))
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:33:05 GMT -5
I'm so sorry, but their bandwidth had to be boosted since SOMEBODY next door kept using the Parody Cinemas wifi to watch Netflix.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 25, 2015 20:45:40 GMT -5
...What?
Oh by the way someone stole my TV so I can't do that anymore 'k bye.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 25, 2015 22:01:32 GMT -5
REIX: Yes! The drones worked! Although Im not sure who built them.
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 25, 2015 22:09:50 GMT -5
I did that, although it was through blueprints that somebody just left at my doorstep.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 25, 2015 23:48:14 GMT -5
REIX: Well I had to have someone make them... Although I can't remember where I got the blueprints.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 26, 2015 10:54:44 GMT -5
Oh, those scribbles? I just drew them on a whim one day. I mean, come on! They're even done in crayon because someone stole my pencils!
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 26, 2015 11:13:39 GMT -5
They were drawing pencils! But someone took my kneadable eraser...
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 26, 2015 11:13:49 GMT -5
They were drawing pencils! But someone took my kneadable eraser...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 11:14:30 GMT -5
Yeah that was me. I got bored so I tried to create rubber hats for my collection of vietnamese crayfish. Admitedly I was strapped for resources since all the rubber trees I usually chop down suddenly went missing...
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