The wisest choice of action you can think to do would be to take a video of this extraordinary event...and V-blog about it! You’re gonna get, like, so many new followers, probably.
Top-Percentage: im 7 and this is deep
Kidred13: @top-Percentage Seconded!! Maybe Ginger or Ruby would like to see this...
Woodman42069: nice >:]
Butwhyskirts: nice cosplay dude!
MonadoBoy: You’ve got a good rhythm going!
Dayminusone: Which is easier? Life, or death? Safety, or exploration?
Tomboyred: Looks cool! I should do a Halloween costume like that!
GroudonR00Lz: 7.8 out of 10 too much water
KyogreR00Lz: 7.8 out of 10 not ENOUGH water
Sable-Xeno: Fake and 🅱️ay
Xx_Legionofsouls_xX: Vive Check
Weird typo.
You could’ve sworn that you’d heard “vive” in another language or something… what did it mean again?
Suddenly, a giant sapphire-looking reflective disc spawns in from the ground, and out of it comes something made entirely out of souls; different faces swirling in and out of the ectoplasmic body. It
does have a main face, and two gigantic arms, one of which reaches towards the maybe-grim-reaper…
Oh right. It means ‘live’ in Spanish.
At this point, another texture spawns in, this time a black smoke-like texture covers a person-sized area nearby, as a very
definitely Grim Reaper figure steps out. You know, a big black hoodie that obscures his face, a big ol’ scythe, a Tome on a chain to his left side, and...a skeleton bunny keychain on his right.
Not Grim Reaper?: ...Cool keychain, chap.
Actual Grim Reaper: ...Oh, thanks.
Phoenix: (...Wait, there’s two of them?...wait, what the HECK IS-)
Before Legion can get so much as a snide remark in, the, well, Grim Reaper pulls out his scythe and swipes it towards the beast, opening a portal to the world of undead, sucking Legion in. Soon, a humble urn lies in its place.
Grim Reaper...Well, my job here is done.
Other guy: I had the situation well under control here, pal.
Grim Reaper: But you didn’t do anything.
The Grim Reaper vanishes in a puff of smoke. The other guy lets off a huff and runs off, using the summoning of an eldritch ghost amalgam as a convenient distraction to escape from lawyers and kids.
...Also convenient is
That sweet accordion music floating in from nearby breeze. A large Anthropomorphic bird with blue plumage and feathers tipped in yellow, white and black, steps forth towards the party. In his hands, he holds an accordian, something only he could hold in his large wing-hands.
: Ah, a group of travelers from afar! And a large one at that...are you also here to see the sights of Fuchsia? Namely...the Safari Zone?
Safari Zone? You’ve heard of plenty of zones in your travels, but you’re unsure about the means to enter this Zone of Safari. Don’t you need a web browser for that? Or was that something else…?
You sure I can’t say his name? Koop said it, like, in his hecking post: Oh, no, nothing of that sort! It’s actually a nature preserve to the north of the city. You can reach it quite easily, if you have the Rupees...er, Poke? I must admit, this land has confused me on more than one occasion. Perhaps I could sing you a song, to guide you-
Pigmask with a gun: There he is! The Monster Bird! Quickly boys, catch him!
The big bird gasp in surprise, turning around to look at a group of around four soldiers wearing pig-themed armor...which is somehow the standard here. His Accordion-Playing accelerates as he darts off, the soldiers in pursuit.
Big Bird? Really?: Er, perhaps another time! May we cross paths again…!
...Well, you don’t necessarily need a song to sing along to to find your way to a new zone. Does this necessarily mean this place is more important to visit than the Screw Tower?...not necessarily, but it’s up to you, dear viewers!
It is a lovely day in Fuchsia City, and there is a horrible Muse.
Said Muse is looking around, kinda just… taking in the sights. Looking at signs, checking things out. After a while of looking, it doubles back, thinking that it’s about time for some grocery shopping. The Muse passes by a billboard on the way to the grocery store, seems to be some sort of public service announcement.
...Good to know, it supposes. But… it cannot go shopping like this, no. Fashion is of the utmost importance. Let’s see… black, shining hair, a cute-yet-ominous frilly lavender rose-themed dress, and accessories to match. Oh, and slightly glowing eyes. Perfect! The Muse looks
adorable, hopefully.
Walking up to the store, the Muse notices two Pigmasks guarding the store, and decides to ask them for advice.
Muse: Excuse me, I’d like help choosing a brand of hot chocolate to buy. I don’t think they sell the kind I usually get here, and I don’t have time to research the best alternative, I have guests coming soon and I
must have hot chocolate by then. I don’t even have time to be indecisive!
One of the Pigmasks doesn’t care about the Muse’s problem, but the other does, so that’s something.
Pigmask: Oh, that’s an easy one to answer! Chocolate-covered bacon!
Muse: Chocolate covered bacon...hot chocolate?
Pigmask: Hot chocolate is good too… though I do prefer bacon coated in chocolate. In fact, it’s a recent local delicacy!
Muse: I’ll have to try it out when I’m not preparing for guests, then. Thanks for the tip.
Wow, cannibal pigs. The Muse doesn’t even want to ask, really. Time to enter the store and find the
actual shopping list items.
First, asparagus. The vegetable section is easy enough to find, but in addition to typical vegetables, the Muse notices something called “pork lettuce”, as well as a variety of other pork, bacon, and pig-based products. Next, milk. Milk is once again easy to find, although added to the non-dairy milk alternatives is pig milk, for lactose-intolerant people who really like pigs!
...Again, with the cannibal pigs. Maybe a question
would have been a good idea.
Third. Hot chocolate mix.
…
…
That is a LOT of options. Everything from hot chocolate with a bit of cinnamon, to normal, to something called “borovan” that seems to be hot chocolate with asparagus powder added. Why? Probably to say that they could without actually committing the food crime that would be the flavor and texture of asparagus in hot chocolate. The Muse has no such reservations, and grabs a box of normal mix.
If someone already thought of asparagus in hot chocolate, though, the Muse must be even more bleeding edge than that. Ginger next, then a bell pepper. It manages to find a decent sized root, then heads for the peppers.
Er, that is to say…
pepper. Contrary to the Muse’s assumptions, there is only one. And one that is impaled, no less, on a blade.
...Looking towards the origin of the blade reveals a dude with blade arms. And a blade head. Certainly a Blade-y man. The Muse, however, doesn’t seem intimidated at all by this bebladed man. (Who, by the way, is Blade Man.)
Muse: Are you running a cooking show, sir?
Blade Man: I’ve been interested in starting one, yeah! ...How did you guess?
Muse: Ah, I’m a mind reader!
Blade Man: Wow! ...I didn’t even know robots could be mind-read!
The Muse giggles.
Muse: Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have a really good intuition!
Blade Man: Oh, so you mean… oh!
Muse: I know a really good starting recipe, actually. Want to hear?
Blade Man: Sure!
Muse: I’d trade ya for the ability to buy that bell pepper, if you’d like?
Blade Man: I dunno… There’s been an odd demand for them lately.
Muse: Really? Any reason why?
Blade Man: I’m not really sure… If I had to guess, someone might be eating them all…
Muse: Even the red ones? Yikes. Those are the
worst.Blade Man: Tell you what. If it’s a recipe I can manage, then...it’s a deal!
Muse: Well, I’d recommend either a fruit salad or sashimi. Both are simple, but they require skill to do well.
Blade Man: Do they require lots of slicing and dicing?
Muse: Sashimi more slicing than dicing, and… yes to both on the fruit salad.
Blade Man: Then I’ll take the fruit salad!
Muse: Alright, then. What you’re going to need is a watermelon, a bag of grapes in your preferred variety, two boxes of strawberries, one box of blueberries, three kiwi, and one lemon. Then, you want to wash your blades so they're clean, then the fruit. After that, slice and dice all the fruit except the lemon, making sure that the watermelon skin, kiwi skin, and strawberry greens are discarded. Mix well. Lastly, chop the lemon, juice it, and drizzle the lemon juice over the top of the salad.
Blade Man: Juicing might be difficult for me…
Muse: Do you have a lemon juicer? You can use the flat of your blade to press the lemon on it.
Blade Man: That could work… I’ll have to look around for a juicer!
Muse: They usually sell them in kitchen stores. Good luck!
Blade Man: Thank you! ...Oh, here.
Keeping his end of the deal, Blade Man slides the pepper off his blade for the Muse to buy instead.
Muse: Thank you very much! Good luck with your cooking show!
Waving goodbye to Blade Man, the Muse leaves. This should be enough, it’s time to go check out. Yet more Pigmasks man the cashiers, working relatively efficiently. It stands in a line, waits for the Pigmask scan their items and then to figure out how to scan the bell pepper into the system, and pays. The cashier inspects the quarters very carefully, though…
Pigmask Cashier: S-sorry. I like collecting coins. D-don’t worry. I’ll pay out-of-pocket for coins I keep. This should be enough.
The Muse thanks the cashier and leaves with the crowd heading outside.
Note: The Muse will not be told what to do, but may take suggestions if it likes them.Court Record:
>Attorney’s Badge
Type:Other
One of my possessions.
No one would believe I was a defense attorney if I didn't carry this.
>The Thinker
Type:Weapons
Retrieved at the Fey Law Office.
The murder weapon. Looks like a statue, but it's actually a clock. Made by Larry Butz.
>Glass Shards
Glass Shards
Type:Evidence
Retrieved at the Fey Law Office.
The broken remains of a glass light stand. Broken beyond all recognition.
>Receipt
Receipt
Type:Evidence
Retrieved at the Fey Law Office.
A department store receipt with letters written in blood on the back.
>Pigmask Captain’s Badge
Badge
Type:Other
Received from...pigmask captain?
It was his first assignment. Now no one will believe he’s a Pigmask Captain!
>Maya’s Memo
Maya's Memo
Type:Documents
Received from Maya Fey.
"A conversation I had with my sister is recorded on my cell phone."
>Maya’s Cellphone
Maya's Cell Phone
Type:Other
Received from Pigmask Detective.
Holds a conversation between the Chief and Maya. The recording can be played at any time.
: Ah, a group of travelers from afar! And a large one at that...are you also here to see the sights of Fuchsia? Namely...the Safari Zone?
Feed me lemons or feed me life!
