#Kun Plays Pokemon Red

Left from the screen, or left from C's current perspective?

Don't worry, I've seen all the memes. Ditch her. She's a creep and kills people probably, also she smokes five packs a day and leaves the toilet seat up.

Oh yeah? Well, frick your mom!

#rekt
C: Dab.

Left from the screen.

Okay gonna post now wheeeeee

(No time for borders, desktop thread)

She keeps beckoning you to follow her, but you express clearly to her that that's not the right way. Whilst also backing off slowly, mumbling something about 'Just Monika'. And then end up in a full-on sprint.

Down the hall, you reach a small room with a single red rose, lying inside of a pot of water. You pick it out from the cup, admiring it for a bit. It reminds you of you...maybe because of the color? Either way, it feels like it's rather important.

However, this is far from the only plant in the room. In the other corner, there's a small, bulbous plant, that looks not unlike a head of lettuce with a thick pair of orange-tinted lips. The plant faces towards you, and bobs around for a bit...and then, it talks.

"Feed me, Crimson..."

Your first reaction is to dab menacingly towards the plant. But that doesn't do much, so...what meaningful action will you do?

Summon all of your energy into a dab that'll incinerate Audrey II out of sheer spiciness.

Do this kinda pose.

The plant seems unfazed by your dabbing, so you decide to take some extra measures. You summon as much energy into your left arm as you can, as it begins glowing with fire...and in your right arm, ypu channel the energies of getting free money...and then, you extend both arms once more, with feeling this time!



The plant is amazed by your sheer display of energy...though, he isn't burnt to a sheer crisp, simply because the energy of Free Money kept him cooled off. Because...uh...gold is cold? It rhymes, so it must be true.

Your dab didn't merely impress the plant, though, for above it, a contraption like what you might see in Fallout begins assembling its pipes in sheer awe, as blood begins flowing from the pipes into the plants gaping maw. It lets out an overjoyed sigh, content with its meal.

You pick up the plant, figuring you take enough allies with you on a daily basis that a living plant probably isn't too odd...and stuff him in your pocket, making your way back through the other hallway, not seeing the words 'THIEF' spell themselves on the wall as you leave...

Monika awaits you when you return. "That was...kind of rude, you know. What if Waluigi snuck u behind me while my back was turned? Or, what if he snuck up on you? I'm not saying you couldn't handle it, just...that's not important right now. See, there's this door here, and it's locked...but the thing is, the keyhole is oddly circular in design, and I can't make heads or tails of it..."

Indeed, the lock looks very much like a semi-circle on first glance, with an indent inside that looks like a fat slot. Pretty obvious solution, here: You push the plant's face up into the slot, which it then sticks its tongue out into the slot, worming it around intil you hear a 'click'. The door opens, congratulating you on your elite puzzle-solving skills.

"That...looked like it shouldn't have worked, but I'm not going to being questioning this world's logic. Let's move on."

Through the door, you reach a rather green area. The walls are green, the floor is green, pretty much every surface area here is green. The walls, meanwhile, are adorned with pictures of Emojii. There's an eggplant, an angry face, a smiling pile of shit, a pair of eyes, a crying face, a pair of clapping hands...and in the center of the room is a small, pink...cat...like...thing, floating around the premises. He floats up to you, as he sees you and Monika enter.

"Oh, heeeeey! Hi there, uhm...you...person. I mean, I know your name, and all, but, like, that's not important? I'm kind of looking for my favorite painting right now, but it's not here...it's, like, a picture of a thinking person? But just their face? And it's yellow."

Green is not a creative color.

Anyways, maybe the pink flying cat thing will be impressed if you make your own best impression of a thinking face?

Express how much you believe Green to be a creative color, then put your thumb and index finger up to your chin and ponder where such a painting could be.

Punt the save point with a sideways kick and attempt to jump into the painting.