#Kun Plays Pokemon Red

Grab the thinking painting and smash it over the Mew guy's stupid face

Then go challenge the censors to a duel. Defeat them through thinly-veiled sexual innuendos - Whose Line is it Anyway style.

Wonder if Xeno has listened to Wicked yet, and if those suspenders are the possessed ones. Proceed to go left. Time to play Hide-And-Seek!

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You wonder about whether or not Xeno had time to listen to any musical soundtracks while you were busy saving your game, and he probably did!...but he didn't. Also, who's Xeno? Never heard of him /s

Anyways, you turn le-

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-rst thing you see is that the room has 8 pillars in a rectangle pattern; four pillars lined up in two rows in the center of the room, with a curtain covering the south side of each. There's a button underneath each curtain. You hear a child's laughter, and the sound of a child saying 'Let's play a game...of Hide and Seek!' whether or not you think it has anything to do with those curtains, you start opening them.

You start off with the second pillar from the left in the top row. Behind the curtain is a giant gate covered in red steel and surrounded by intense fire. You make your way over towards the top-right most pillar, opening it to reveal opan opened stone slab. Two deteriorated, rotted zombies are leaning arms first over each side of it, almost slumping over. The next you open up is the left-most pillar on the bottom row, which reveals a conflict between two beings, an angel and a devil. The two are locked in fierce sword combat, their weapons pushing up against eachother as they're stainding in close-quarters. A sense of dread fills within you as you open up the next curtain, the second from the right on the bottom row, which reveals a vampire crying over a coffin.

You fly into a blind, inconsolable rage. Flinging your arms around wildly, you run into each separate pillar indiscriminately, each one collapsing under the force of your impact . There's now no pillars in the room, only piles of rubble with curtain threads and scraps of paintings on top of each. You look around in a huff, glad to have erased that last sequence of events from this world.

You see two things as you do. First, there's an object lying on the floor a few feet away from the pillars, and two...a familiar sculpture that fills you with a more real sense of dread.


"You found me."

Ask BEN how his day is going.

Roundhouse kick him into Switzerland.

Moonwalk into the room and grab the fish tail as smoothly as possible, before attempting to stun the Moai head using Thunder Beam and run back ou the door. Because let's face it, you know more moves than any of your pokemon at this point.

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You blend in with the shadows of the room as best you can, stealthily moonwalking towards the fish tail while stay as far out of sight from that Moai head as you can. Course, given that it's right in front of him, you end up having to lunge for the object and pass by the head as fast as you can, blasting it with a Thunder beam and stunning it. It...doesn't react at all. Except for a single rumble. You run towards the door as the Energy Dome on the Moai statue flies off, a mysterious person jumping out from the top and landing in front of you, blocking your way to the door. What you can tell immediately is that he's also wearing one of those energy domes, a pair of glasses, and a yellow jumpsuit with the word 'DEVO' written on the front.



"Are we not men?"

Three other individuals dressed about the same pop out from the heads of three other statues, surrounding you in the process.



"We are DEVO!"

They start playing Jocko Homo menacingly at you, when you get the idea to @everyone 3 feet away from you. This distracts DEVO long enough to slip past them and out the door.

You breathe a sigh of relief as you take another look at that picture frame that you picked up. On closer inspection, it depicts a girl a few years younger than yourself, sporting dark brown hair done up in a long ponytail in the back. Her light hazel eyes, combined with her petite nose and soft lips, curled up into a big smile...you notice the left side of the picture frame has an opening. You take a closer look at that other picture frame, now...

The face is scratched out.

It seems the right side of that frame is also opened...you put two and two together, and out the two together. They fit perfectly. You bring your attention back to the center of the room, and thus the carving of

You put the picture frames into the slot as you hear a series of 'meow's, the cat carving eating the fish key along with the rest of the wall. The way opened, you proceed into the next room. This room, also a pleasant shade of yellow, has a painting of a rather silly face with a large tongue, wiggling it about haphazardly and getting drool everywhere. Past the painting there's a narrow hallway, in addition to the hallway to your right. There's another painting here, too, but it's completely blank. There's a save point here, and lastly of note, there is...a note! On the floor. Knowing this, what is your next move?

Trigger Waluigi's special shot and fire a tennis ball right at that mouth, pinging @here in the process.

You seem to already hate that painting within moments of seeing it, so you summon Waluigi to take care of it with a Super Shot. However, upon hitting the tennis ball, it careens in a straight line towards the right...completely missing the painting, of course. Waluigi sighs, defeated, and walks away into the sunset...painting. That just spawned where the blank painting was. I dunno, this place is trippy as it is, is that so unusual?

Next, you take a look at that note, seeing that a number of words appear to be...crossed out? It says...

'Hello…? Is this thing on? Am I all alone?
Is anyone there?
I need a bigger croissant.'

Also worth mentioning, you do not recognize the sloppily-drawn face that's drooling as anyone you know.

You decide to avoid the walls in that hallway for...whatever reason, and see a door on the other side, on the left. Instinctively, you walk in, seeing the sign 'The Liar's Room' on the side as you do...and also conveniently ignoring that entire hallway to the right. We're not doing that now.

Upon entering the room, you see 6 portraits hanging off the wall. Each one deptcus a blacked-out figure wearing different-colored clothing: Green, Brown, Yellow, Blue, White, and Red. In the center of this room is a door, and under each portrait is a bit of text.

What shall you do?












@here post in my CYOA pls

Forget you can read and go finish your homework.