i will make some holes in which people are murdered -Anagalmeshshu I guess you must like people crying -Spindow ...I love how this CYOA about Ace Attorney-based shenanigans devolved into a discussion about time-travel/re-incarnation based fantasy lore revolving around a once-Omnicidal maniac as dicussed amongst a peer of educated Pokemon. -Sable Xeno
You do realize that Kirby's story will have very little in common with the game right? After all, that would be boring.
Sable: And YOU realize this will have very little in common with Stella's story, right?
...Fair point.
You decide that yelling is a good use of your time. Again. But this time...paint comes out from your mouth, not unlike projectile vomit! Projectile vomit that somehow rebounds off the wall and back onto your canvas, creating a pair of legs! (Oshalite) You quickly realize, however, that through all this painting of arms and legs, you never painted your own dress...the result, perhaps desired, is a spheree, with long hair, human arms and very long human legs. You are the ultimate kirb.
You let out a victory screech, just kind of assuming at this point that nobody else is going to be here to hear it anyways...but you're just as startled as the person that you scare with that yell, becuse at that exact moment, you see someone with purple hair come into the room. (Asphoxia)
???: "Ah!"
...What's that? Garry, not Yuri?...oh well, I say, as if that wasn't totally on purpose....Oh yeah! This mysterious newcomer did enter from a door, didn't she? Or at least, you think it's a door. In reality, it's actually a huge opening in the wall, that you're surprised you didn't see earlier. Maybe from a stray Belunka?...who knows. With a pair of legs, though, you have a slew of new options. Like checking out that rose on that shelf, or retrieving arms from that chest, talking with this newcomer that you just startled...or take that paint with you.
i will make some holes in which people are murdered -Anagalmeshshu I guess you must like people crying -Spindow ...I love how this CYOA about Ace Attorney-based shenanigans devolved into a discussion about time-travel/re-incarnation based fantasy lore revolving around a once-Omnicidal maniac as dicussed amongst a peer of educated Pokemon. -Sable Xeno
Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 22, 2018 15:56:32 GMT -5
You take a good look at this mysterious oerson, and wonder for a bit...is there a bit of similarity between you and her?...you quickly realize that, no, because you do not have a mid-section. So...no. (Planetbox) You decide it'd be more productive to ask who this mystery person is, and how they got here. She says her name is Yuri, and that she had been visiting some kind of art gallery on a school trip...all of a sudden, she found herself here, and had been navigating a rather large labrynth. You decide, fuck it, I'm gonna go with this Yuri person. And her name is Yuri...if that'snot an indication of the direction this CYOA is going I don't know what is.
Now, before you go off further into this labrynth, you make very well sure to grab yourself a pair of arms from that chest, and all that paint. For convenient's sake, you store the paint in your Picture Frame Hyperspace, and take a paint brust with you for easy use later. And...that blue rose? It can stay there. If for some insane reason it's tied to your health, then it's best kept there. If nobody can get to it from here, then you'd be virtually impervious to damage!...it probably isn't, though. That'd be just silly. You ignore this silliness and head through that door. Behind said door is a gray hallway with paths on both sides leading into darkness. What will you do?
Even though it is a delayed action, you cannot stam Mr. Picture Frame with itself. (Planetbox)
Post by Chronos Krate on Feb 22, 2018 18:24:19 GMT -5
So apparently Planetbox is no longer able to post actions here thanks to some insipid bargain he made on a whim. And now for some reason I have to pick up the slack, because I suppose he thinks that will somehow accomplish something.
"Ohh ha ha I'm not gonna post in this CYOA, but then I'll send someone else to post for me! Yeah, that'll really make 'em squirm! I'm so brilliant!" --Planetbox
Oh, Planetbox, if you're reading this, you can't fire me for any of that unless you can prove that that wasn't a direct quotation. Sorry.
Anyway, I've been studying some of these things recently, and I think I've got them mostly figured out. Here's my action.
Kirby: Jump off the cliff.
Last Edit: Feb 22, 2018 22:24:03 GMT -5 by Chronos Krate
Avatar courtesy of one Dimitri, who apparently decided that drawing this picture exempted him from involving himself with Planetbox's work for the rest of eternity.
i will make some holes in which people are murdered -Anagalmeshshu I guess you must like people crying -Spindow ...I love how this CYOA about Ace Attorney-based shenanigans devolved into a discussion about time-travel/re-incarnation based fantasy lore revolving around a once-Omnicidal maniac as dicussed amongst a peer of educated Pokemon. -Sable Xeno
Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 23, 2018 15:07:56 GMT -5
You decide that you will...just walk this hallway like a normal person, I guess. Gee, creative. It doesn't take long for you to bump into Au-
"Hey, watch it!"
...You seriously cannot comprehend this Writer's ineptitude with names. (Asphoxia) You're so in disbelief that you've already sworn yourself to jumping off the nearest cliff that you see. (Chronos Krate, OshaliteX2, Dimitri) Fortunately for you, this Art Studio is situated very close to the Cliffs of Dover. Somehow. And there's an opening in the hallway placed on the very edge of them. Somehow. You charge down the hallway, shoving Yuri and Natsuki out of the way, then leap off the edge. You can hear the orchestra playing in the background as you see the water coming toward you. That doesn't last too long, as you smack your head against an outcrop and tear a hole in Mr. Picture Frame. (Planetbox). A third person a few feet away at the edge of the cliffs watches the scene unfold. She looks down, observing your paint mixing in with the water.
"Eheh...I think you put a little too much water in that watercolor."
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
Post by Chronos Krate on Feb 23, 2018 16:29:47 GMT -5
Hmmmm... It sounds like that last action may not have been appropriate. I may be getting my pay docked for that. Ah, well. You live and you learn. Some of you would do well to remember that.
C: Fix those crooked paintings. Those are really infuriating me.
Avatar courtesy of one Dimitri, who apparently decided that drawing this picture exempted him from involving himself with Planetbox's work for the rest of eternity.
Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 25, 2018 15:08:31 GMT -5
You decide it might be a good idea to ask Buttertwo what he can understand about this art...but sadly, he doesn't seem to be with here with you. In fact...none of your pokemon are. Finding Audrey II is equally implausible at the moment, because that requires finding Audrey II. Like...physically arriving at whatever destination he's...she's?...It requires physically finding Audrey II. You'll probably find that plant whilst looking for...whatever you're looking for.
It's probably a better use of your time fixing all those exhibits that you just wrecked, when suddenly...you bump into someone. Looks to you like...a Mewtwo!
"So I was able to communicate with you here...that's good. I've always had a feeling that you went...somewhere in your dreams, and not just mentally. Guess making that mental link to you brought me here in the same way..."
"...But that's not important. What's important is that I get you out of here. And I can already tell all the windows and doors lead nowhere...leaving just these paintings. I think I can see a bit of what's in each one, and determine any way out...or SOMETHING that could help us. You only need ask which paintings you want me to examine. Or...exhibits. Something tells me these exhibits are...also more than they appear."
Post by Chronos Krate on Mar 18, 2018 21:02:31 GMT -5
Ah, it seems I still haven't been banned, surprisingly... Planetbox had told me I was, but I think he was just trying to get me to stop posting so he could stop paying me. Quite a heinous tactic, I might say, but I suppose that's the norm coming from him. Creep.
Anyway, it's been a while since the last post, hasn't it? At this rate, I worry that we'll get into another hiatus again. So, I'd say it would be best if we systematically examined every painting and sculpture to get this thing on track as quickly as possible.
C: Do just that.
Last Edit: Mar 18, 2018 21:04:06 GMT -5 by Chronos Krate
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Apr 28, 2018 18:39:32 GMT -5
You decide to ask Buttertwo to examine that big painting in the center of the Art Gallery. It's...interesting to you, but you can't explain why. Could be the sheer size of it, could be the color palate, could be the picture frame for all you know. Your trusted part-Greninja, part-Mewtwo, currently Mewtwo pal looks it over, hovering his bulbous fingers oh-so close towards it...as close as he can without touching the piece.
"Strange...the other paintings here, they all had some kind of world behind them. Of what kind, I cannot say...memories presented as an environment, perhaps, but you were right to draw suspicion to this one. This painting...isn't a memory. It feels alive, like it's-"
Suddenly...the lights go out. It's pitch black, and wherever Buttertwo was, he's gone now. While you do worry about him for a bit, you remember it was a mental connection, so he's not really here...but could he be in danger back where you were? The thought makes you a bit nervous, so you decide the best way to advance forward is to jump into that big painting without a second thought. That usually works, right?
...No such luck. The most you get for touching the painting is the feeling of canvas on the palms of your hands. Further attempts, which include jumping up into the painting, fail, though you learn that this canvas is surprisingly durable. You feel the best way to advance here is to try each painting individually, but you find the first one you put your hand against...whatever it is, is no good anymore for portal purposes. Fumbling about, you see no people as you do, and you don't get a good glimpse at any of the other art installations as you do...and yet...you feel like something's watching you...stalking you...a few more paintings, and you decide it'd be best to book it for the stairs.
Back downstairs, the sense of feeling followed hasn't subsided...but you can see something odd out of the corner of your eye. The rope that was surrounding that Abyss Painting from earlier has receded, allowing you room to walk on top of-
WALUIGI'S BACK AGAIN TO NARRATE MORE. YOU HAVE A WALUIGI GUARANTEE THAT THIS NARRATION IS WORTH THE THREE-MONTH WAIT. BUT FIRST, WALUIGI WILL PUSH SOME CRUMMY BOOK BY SOME GUY. HOWEVER, THE BOOK IS ABOUT WALUIGI, IMMEDIATELY MAKING IT THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF NONFICTION TO GRACE YOUR EYES.
Faster than you can really process, a girl that you haven't met before in your life drags you by the hand towards that floor mural, which is starting to look a bit more like...actual water the closer you get to it. With a splash, you two drop down into the Abyss.
You land quite comfortably on the ground, in a hallway that is split into two directions. Said hallway is a bit better lit than the darkness of the Art Gallery above, and you can make out the walls to be blue in coloration. The girl dusts off her skirt, before turning her attention to you, pulling you up from your spot...assuming you didn't just get yourself up. Hey, it's like a mini-decision for you to choose mid-post!...without the overall effect on the CYOA.
"Sorry about that...when that purple creep popped up, I couldn't really stand by and just watch, y'know?...Anyways, I'd prefer if we got a move on. I'm not getting a...very good vibe from this place."
As if to take initiative, she's already taken the left path, but she is looking back towards you and beckoning you to follow...
Last Edit: Apr 28, 2018 18:44:53 GMT -5 by Sable-Xeno
Feed me lemons or feed me life!
