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Post by Planetbox on Jul 10, 2015 16:25:40 GMT -5
Granted. You are an awesome ninja but you have lost the ability to breathe. Seems like a pretty bad trade-off, if you ask me.
I wish I had a pet whale.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 11, 2015 13:53:03 GMT -5
Granted. It dies because Bill Cipher posesses it.
I wish this wiring wasn't so annoying
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 11, 2015 18:45:51 GMT -5
Granted. It makes perfect sense, but you now have you hands tied behind you're back and need someone else to do it for you.
I wish typos were impossible.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 11, 2015 21:16:10 GMT -5
Granted. Typos become sentient.
I wish I didn't have to take college classes this year
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Jul 12, 2015 9:44:21 GMT -5
Granted, you take them next year. I wish for a kitty
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 12, 2015 12:05:43 GMT -5
Granted, but the kitty is a poisonous war kitty. It scratches you with it's claws and the poison turns your tounge blue and your life dead.
I wish to move very fast.
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Jul 12, 2015 12:34:11 GMT -5
I gives you the power to move very fast and you can never stop
I wish for a dragon
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 12, 2015 15:29:13 GMT -5
Granted. You get it for one second and then it vanishes mysteriously.
I wish I could teleport at will.
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Jul 12, 2015 15:34:16 GMT -5
Granted and you transport into space and die
I wish for a flower
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 13, 2015 8:09:36 GMT -5
Granted. It's one of Pisces Aphrodite's demon roses. PISCES APHRODITE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
I wish that my friends had their cosplays ready because that'd be awesome.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 13, 2015 11:47:12 GMT -5
Granted. They all cosplay as themselves.
I wish Gravity Falls had a normal update schedule.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 13, 2015 21:51:16 GMT -5
Granted. Alex Hirsch ia kicked off the show's production team.
I wish my legs weren't sore.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 9:26:53 GMT -5
Granted, now your arms are sore. I wish my Sharpies would stop dying when I need them.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 14, 2015 11:15:27 GMT -5
Granted. Now they die just before you need them.
I wish I had more ideas on what to draw.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 14, 2015 15:19:26 GMT -5
Granted. You draw a sheet of paper.
I wish I didn't notice typos until before I posted the post.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 14, 2015 17:15:45 GMT -5
Granted. The lack of typos kills the world. Geez, didn't know Punishment was typos.
I wish that more people knew about the Evillious Chronicles
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 16, 2015 10:51:16 GMT -5
Granted. More people know about it, but all of them think it's existence is a crime against humanity. It is forced to cancel.
I wish I had a thousand posts.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 19, 2015 10:26:02 GMT -5
Granted. You spam and are kicked off the boards. I wish I didn't have writer's block on who this character should be.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 19, 2015 12:25:59 GMT -5
Granted, you make the most obnoxious character ever. No one likes any stories that include them and you're forced to stop writing.
I wish people would do kiptoke's rp Kiptoke's RP didn't feel quite so awkward.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 19, 2015 16:58:27 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone on the forum is forced to join so it feels next awkward, but most of them are reluctant to do anything and complications force the RP to end for no obvious reason.
I wish this laptop didn't burn my face.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 19, 2015 18:41:30 GMT -5
Granted. It murders your feace.
I wish people would stop talking at me
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 19, 2015 23:44:34 GMT -5
Granted, noone says anything while you're in earshot.
I wish that making notebooks was easier.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 20, 2015 9:21:03 GMT -5
Granted. It's so easy and monotonous that you never want to do it again.
I wish I had a signature.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 22, 2015 9:03:53 GMT -5
Granted. It's a shameless gag opportunity.
I wish I could just WRITE THIS PART OF THE THING I'M WRITING SO I CAN GET TO THE STORY OF EVIL ARC PARODY ALREADY!
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 23, 2015 10:26:55 GMT -5
Granted. You hate what you wrote so much that you delete everything and have to start over.
I wish I had a flaming chicken.
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