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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:28:58 GMT -5
Granted. It's a bad cover by somebody you've never heard of.
I wish that The Virgo Interview Novel wasn't shaping up to be a very long story...
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 25, 2015 21:48:58 GMT -5
Granted. You get writers block.
I wish that I didn't have a sore throat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 15:46:29 GMT -5
Granted. Now everything else is sore.
I wish I knew how best to introduce a certain character into the novel.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 26, 2015 17:18:58 GMT -5
Granted. Camus hacks them.
I wish that I wasn't cold.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 26, 2015 20:53:41 GMT -5
Granted, you burn to death.
I wish Zanza would just go away!
No, scratch that, I wish I could learn how combat works in Xenoblade and make Zanza go away.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 26, 2015 21:30:20 GMT -5
Granted. Koopario godmods again so Xenoblade rules dont apply.
I wish that I wasn't tired.
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 27, 2015 10:01:34 GMT -5
Granted. You are so awake that you can never go to sleep again, causing numerous psychological problems.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 27, 2015 10:29:28 GMT -5
Granted. Now you can only focus on the Excalibur song.
I wish that the Art Fest will have more of those toy arrows.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 3, 2015 9:06:53 GMT -5
Granted. The art fest wastes all of its money on mass-producing toy arrows. With no funds left, the art fest must be shut down.
I wish I was not in horrible pain.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 3, 2015 11:09:07 GMT -5
Granted. Instead of horrible pain you have my headache, coupled along with my sore legs and slight exhaustion sickness.
I wish I wasn't too lazy to get out of bed and take ibuprofen.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 3, 2015 20:13:57 GMT -5
Granted. As soon as you get out of bed all the medicine you have mysteriously disappears. You have to wait a few hours before you can get more.
I wish tomorrow was a day.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 4, 2015 7:16:58 GMT -5
Granted. Its existence is stolen by the Celestial Jerk Star Specter, Guy with the name I can't spell Yoma.
I wish that Dimitri would read Saint Seiya the Lost Canvas.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 5, 2015 16:39:46 GMT -5
Granted. He hates it so much that he destroys the entire world.
I wish North Dakota and South Dakota settled their differences and became the state of Dakota.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 5, 2015 18:03:50 GMT -5
Granted, but the two Dakotas are too powerful when united. Eventually they take over each state until America becomes the country of Dakota.
I wish I was actually capable of feeling hungry. It might indicate that I'm getting better.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 7, 2015 8:03:07 GMT -5
Granted. EFC possesses you.
I wish that I didn't have to go to an appointment this morning so I could talk with my friend while she watches Saint Seiya The Lost Canvas.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 7, 2015 11:19:09 GMT -5
Granted. You have to go to a doctor's appointment in the afternoon to have all of your teeth removed.
I wish for a thousand eyes.
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jul 7, 2015 14:32:47 GMT -5
Granted. You get a pile of 1000 eyeballs, two of which were yours, so you're now blind.
I wish summer was longer.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 7, 2015 15:11:37 GMT -5
Granted. Summer is now year-long and split into school summer and non-school summer. This changes nothing about the school calendar.
I wish I had a scanner that connected to my tablet.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 7, 2015 19:45:20 GMT -5
Granted. Shia LaBeouf breaks it.
I wish that this book wasn't so boring.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 8, 2015 10:02:30 GMT -5
Granted. It is now painful and offensive. And 3000 pages long.
I wish the ads on Mibbit weren't so terrifying.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 8, 2015 10:50:57 GMT -5
Granted. They overrun Mibbit, but advertise kitten adoption centers.
I wish that I could understand the lyrics to Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 9, 2015 12:41:12 GMT -5
Granted. The only words to the song are "Bubble Beam" repeated over and over.
I wish I had a house made of cheese.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 9, 2015 13:56:31 GMT -5
Granted. It gets destroyed by Zanza.
I wish that I had more tea.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 9, 2015 18:00:18 GMT -5
Granted. You drown in tea.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 9, 2015 21:55:16 GMT -5
Granted, but you fly too high and your wings burn up you get a terrible sunburn.
I wish I was a awesome ninja. Believe it!
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