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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 18:40:28 GMT -5
Hey, this one was fun on the other forums, so I think maybe we could bring it back here.
The rules basically go like this:
One user posts a wish. The next poster somehow corrupts it, while still granting it.
Here's an example:
Nerd 1: I wish I had some cookies right now.
Nerd 2: Granted, but they're burnt.
Then, Nerd 2 would make a wish and the next user would corrupt it, on and on into oblivion.
I'll start.
I wish for these forums to be just as fun and distracting as the last ones!
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 4, 2015 18:50:28 GMT -5
Granted. It's so distracting making all these new threads and replying to already made ones that you forget to get FNaF 3.
I wish that the kunnivesary would hurry up already since we're basically ready.
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Post by Scraggy on Feb 4, 2015 20:37:14 GMT -5
Granted, everyone's wondering where the content on the actual website is and they riot.
I wish for gummy bears.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 4, 2015 21:56:08 GMT -5
Granted. You drown in gummy candy.
I wish I lived in Night Vale.
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Post by Scraggy on Feb 5, 2015 1:08:18 GMT -5
Granted, you're on a miniature version of Night Vale on the meteor, and Irina gets bored. I think you can figure out what happens after that.
I wish for a decent amount of sleep every night.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 5, 2015 9:14:37 GMT -5
Granted. You miss all the Obvious Distractions. All of them.
I wish that NHD wasn't boring.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 18:53:08 GMT -5
Granted, now it's so interesting nobody can talk about anything else.
I wish that I wasn't so tired...
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 5, 2015 19:31:53 GMT -5
Granted. You become obsessed with coffee.
I wish I could work for Nintendo.
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Post by Scraggy on Feb 5, 2015 19:32:18 GMT -5
Granted, you have insomnia, and you're too hyper to focus on anything.
I wish for glasses that wouldn't slip as much.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2015 6:49:00 GMT -5
Granted. They're stuck to your face permanently.
I wish that Scraggy realized I ninja'd him.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2015 17:24:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose the ability to ninja anybody else.
I wish that I could spend the evening watching Psych.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2015 19:07:07 GMT -5
Granted. You can't watch Sherlock season 4 until season 5 comes out.
I wish that the I, Robot movie was more accurate to the book.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2015 15:57:40 GMT -5
Granted, but it flops in the box office because the casting is horrid.
I wish my local supermarket sold the strawberry Pocky.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2015 18:47:42 GMT -5
Granted. It's all stale.
I wish that I knew of more stores in my area that sell ramune.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 11:22:17 GMT -5
Granted, but they constantly run out.
I wish that I could have entered the Scholastic Art Awards.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 11:28:25 GMT -5
Granted. You get accused of plagiarism.
I wish that I could concentrate on this book.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2015 11:43:30 GMT -5
Granted. You can now concentrate on that book, and only that book.
I wish my weekend social life didn't consist of hanging out with my good friend Netflix and writing bizarre stories.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 9, 2015 14:11:52 GMT -5
Granted. There's a convention every weekend and you eventually can't maintain your cosplays.
I wish that I was allowed to have coffee in school.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 16:28:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it's badly made and heavily watered down.
I wish for sleep.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 15, 2015 15:16:52 GMT -5
Granted. You dream in the Furthest Ring.
I wish that this had stayed secret for maybe another month.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 15:06:16 GMT -5
Granted, but then all the annoying people on the Internet join.
I wish I had motivation to be active.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 19, 2015 23:10:02 GMT -5
Granted. You get explosionspammed and have no time to watch Steven Universe.
I wish Adblock for android actually worked.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 12:53:16 GMT -5
Granted, but now instead of annoying ads, autocorrect is doubly evil.
I wish I didn't have to play music at a double-header tonight.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 20, 2015 13:32:39 GMT -5
Granted. You have to dance.
I wish I didn't have a massive headache.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2015 13:51:05 GMT -5
Granted, you're forced instead to sit through a tedious and loud assembly.
I wish this assembly would end.
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