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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 24, 2015 14:21:29 GMT -5
OOC: to clarify, this will run for a week until it derails (not destroying the great quality mind you) and will then abruptly end when i get bored, much to the chagrin of all involved.
youre a normal guy and aspiring coolkid. youre at work at canada tire, where youre trapped in your life's course of being a nerd. theres hope for you yet, but you will need to become more experienced. you can become more experienced on an epic quest. during the quest you will accelerate far past the piddly rank of boy skylark to become the coolest of the kids. you know none of this, however, and you can barely wait to go home and play world of warcraft. you glance at the clock with a sigh, and see you have four hours remaining. watfo
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 25, 2015 16:32:04 GMT -5
Grab the clock and move the hour hand four hours forward. Then leave.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 25, 2015 16:59:47 GMT -5
as you know, anything is justifiable. you slide the clock to 5:00 and return home amidst your coworkers, who are awed by your brazen.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 26, 2015 14:50:07 GMT -5
Do the Gangnam Style dance all the way home. If that fails do the MC Hammer slide.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 26, 2015 16:10:39 GMT -5
i, lord of dead memes you dance all the way home
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 28, 2015 8:32:33 GMT -5
Once you get home, burn down your neighbor's house.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 28, 2015 10:53:08 GMT -5
No, dont do that. Burn down your own house instead.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 28, 2015 16:33:13 GMT -5
you burn you house and cleanse all the viruses. unfortunately, you also cleanse world of warcraft, and throw a fit.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 28, 2015 18:01:02 GMT -5
Go to the store and buy twenty more copies.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 28, 2015 19:08:33 GMT -5
thats not how wow works you silly baki you still have wow but you have nothing to play it on
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 29, 2015 11:52:00 GMT -5
Steal your neighbor's computer.
Then burn down their house.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 30, 2015 18:41:42 GMT -5
Buy an iPhone. Download the app. Throw the phone at the cashier. Steal a laptop and a computer. Balance them on your head. Run away. ??? Profit.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 31, 2015 10:02:20 GMT -5
to my knowledge theres no app for wow silly baki also you already burned down your neighborhood and the national guard are coming after you
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 31, 2015 11:33:11 GMT -5
Eat the National Guard.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 31, 2015 13:27:32 GMT -5
Seconded
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 31, 2015 14:08:43 GMT -5
one step ahead of you, bud with full belly and empty head, you return to work.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 31, 2015 17:28:39 GMT -5
Beat up a random potted plant.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Aug 31, 2015 18:20:51 GMT -5
but there ARE no plotted plants, silly baki. there are no plants at all! anywhere! the earth's oxygen is supplied by massive generators located in utah or some nerdy place like that your boss wants you to help him with something and asks you very politely
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Sept 1, 2015 4:11:20 GMT -5
Eat your boss, and gain the Boss Ability!
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 1, 2015 5:50:49 GMT -5
you cant absorb abilities but you eat you boss anyway however, your boss is immortal in the matter that npcs are immortal in bethesda games, and he is merely knocked unconscious, only to revive himself later and fire you. you have no job, no home, no way to support your wow addiction, and its still the first page of the cyoa good job guys
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Sept 1, 2015 10:50:39 GMT -5
Pat yourself on the back for a good job done.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 1, 2015 12:46:58 GMT -5
you make it a habit to do that every morning anyway, no use wasting your time now.
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Post by Dimitri on Sept 1, 2015 15:26:50 GMT -5
Clearly you must do what every coolkid nerd does when times are tight. Go live with your parents while you get a job at Taco Bell or some nerdy place like that.
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 1, 2015 16:31:56 GMT -5
Completely rewrite our government from the ground up so that people that share your name and look exactly like you get 100X as much money as the president.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 1, 2015 17:27:38 GMT -5
you already worked at taco bell. the only taco bell in the country of belarus, in fact! you were quite proud, but that all has changed.
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