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Post by Treble Tech on Sept 1, 2015 22:31:43 GMT -5
Use your Belarusian connections that you made while working at Taco Bell to get a job in the UN.
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 2, 2015 13:02:24 GMT -5
Completely rewrite our government from the ground up so that people that share your name and look exactly like you get 100X as much money as the president. Do this.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 2, 2015 15:34:10 GMT -5
no repeat suggestions silly baki
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 2, 2015 18:53:13 GMT -5
Repeat anagalmeshshu until you have an army of anagalmeshshu clones that probably won't obey you.
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Post by Dimitri on Sept 2, 2015 23:07:30 GMT -5
Eat KFC.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 3, 2015 7:18:18 GMT -5
Repeat anagalmeshshu until you have an army of anagalmeshshu clones that probably won't obey you. that would be simply too much coolkid in one cyoa also there are no kfcs in belarus
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 3, 2015 8:31:32 GMT -5
Find Colonel Sanders and beat him up.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 3, 2015 9:05:38 GMT -5
you've beaten colonel sanders into building a kfc in belarus, and you get yourself a tub of fried chicken
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 3, 2015 10:24:48 GMT -5
Eat the fried chicken and buy a soda to go with it.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 3, 2015 11:20:15 GMT -5
you buy grape soda to go with your chicken
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 3, 2015 15:50:03 GMT -5
Sit down and eat your meal.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 3, 2015 18:41:58 GMT -5
Eat the fried chicken and buy a soda to go with it. silly baki you drink your grape soda
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 4, 2015 12:48:10 GMT -5
Go to sleep at the table.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 4, 2015 15:52:53 GMT -5
youre too scared of colonel sanders doing something nasty while you sleep
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 5, 2015 13:12:03 GMT -5
Go outside and then sleep on the sidewalk.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 5, 2015 15:16:48 GMT -5
colonel sanders isnt cursed to always stay inside you nerd
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Post by Dimitri on Sept 6, 2015 11:57:56 GMT -5
Clearly the only way to be able to nap in peace is to first burn down the KFC. Or you could always leave and go to a park or something, but that's not as fun.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 7, 2015 7:03:25 GMT -5
you return to your natural state of arsonist. you sleep in the ashes, the crackling embers singing a sweet, sweet lullaby.
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 7, 2015 15:17:22 GMT -5
Die of 1st degree burns.
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Post by Lenrap on Sept 7, 2015 15:43:44 GMT -5
Then die of 2nd degree burns
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 7, 2015 15:52:59 GMT -5
"nobody tells me what to do" you die of third degree burns
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 7, 2015 16:15:19 GMT -5
RIP Guy. Famous last words "Nobody tells me what to do"
Respawn as a train conductor.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 7, 2015 18:40:19 GMT -5
you do one step better and respawn as a train engineer
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 8, 2015 15:36:04 GMT -5
Create an upside-down train made entirely out of moldy toothbrushes.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 9, 2015 9:12:29 GMT -5
that would be highly unsanitary! you cant do such a thing!
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