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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 13:46:48 GMT -5
It's been a while since then, hasn't it...
Everybody knows the tale, played out in a million ways under the sun. A mysterious amnesiac awakes in an unfamiliar place, struggling to solve some great mystery in their world on the sole whims and directions offered by the prompts. Sometimes they get funny names, get told to do things they aren't really interested in doing. That's what usually happens.
Not for me though.
You see, I'm the protagonist of one of those CYOAs that never really took off. No voices to lead forward, no really sense of direction. It's lead to a rather quiet life inside this little bubble of potential, a world of ideas that never were realized. You can consider it sad surely, but I feel worse personally for the adventures that suddenly died off. Now There's a fate I'd shudder to be in, To see your world suddenly come crashing apart as those you rely on move on without you.
Enough stewing in existentialism though, you're probably wanting some answers by now. "What's this guys deal?" "If he's from an older CYOA, what is he doing here?"
My history is of no concern, what there was of it leaves much to the imagination. What is relevant however is that my time in silent contemplation has given me insight into this reality the voices oversee even to this day. I have seen the plights many protagonists like me have succumbed too, and as such I seek to help them.
This is my mission as the unchosen adventurer.
Once I may have been wild and unruly. A samurai quick to act and quicker to strike. Now wiser I can say this can no longer be true. If my quest is to succeed I realized the need for control, both in my actions and initiative. Perhaps you may be acquainted with characters such as myself, but just to be clear this will be a journey of cooperation.
Now let's focus on the task at hand. As you're already aware most CYOAs take a few updates to get the ball running. The protagonist is conceptualized and and what necessary information is decided. I'm far beyond that point myself, but we still need that necessary first push to get moving. Your input and direction are what gives these tales the power to keep going. We'll need to create a Mock CYOA and see it to a conclusion before the true adventure can begin.
In many senses this Mock up will define your proxy in this adventure. While of course we'll be in touch any time you feel the need to speak to me, sometimes your direction is better suited through a more... "Dependant" Protagonist lets say. It will also make it much easier on me having somebody to refer to other than "The voices".
As this will essentially be you, let's start with a name and a short adventure, something that shouldn't take more then a page to complete.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 6, 2015 14:54:04 GMT -5
Hello, Unchosen Adventurer. I've seen and known many ideas that have fallen through and it's rather refreshing to see one come back. My name is Dimitri, and I hope I can earn your trust.
Now then, we need a name. Personally, I've always been partial to James. How about James Williams?
A small story... Hmm. Suppose that while shopping for TP you found a strange isle in the back of the Costco or what-have-you. Yes, that should work.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 6, 2015 15:10:38 GMT -5
Hello, Unchosen Adventurer. I've seen and known many ideas that have fallen through and it's rather refreshing to see one come back. My name is Dimitri, and I hope I can earn your trust. Now then, we need a name. Personally, I've always been partial to James. How about James Williams? A small story... Hmm. Suppose that while shopping for TP you found a strange isle in the back of the Costco or what-have-you. Yes, that should work. We really should be quick so I second this. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2015 17:00:55 GMT -5
That should do well enough Dimitri, fluffy, comical, perfect for a quick adventure. Lets take a look into James' world then, Shall we? TP QUEST (CYOA) Oh dear! The Toilet Paper has run out and tomorrow The Big Game will be on! You, JAMES WILLIAMS, must find as much TP as you can so you can enjoy a comfortable hygenic sporting event in your home with your BEST BROS!
To finish this task you have arrived at the local THRIFTCO, "Where the deals are huge, but the costs are not." Armed with only your COUPON BOOK, MINIMUM WAGE PAYCHECK, and LOVE OF THE GAME, the adventure of a two hour shopping spree begins!
You are currently at the THRIFTCO ENTRANCE, and already you can see trouble on the horizon. Just ahead a STOREFRONT GREETER lies dormant in wait for its next victim to shower with CORPORATELY MANUFACTURED APPRECIATION. Caution is a must or you could loose vital minutes to shop before the CLOSING TIME. What do you do?Once or twice it's come to my attention that an image or two can help a CYOA stand out. Without a direct source to artistic talent available, this clipart is going to have to do. In any case its time to do what you voices all do best; Direct the flow of the CYOA to its conclusion. As is generally the rule as well, you'll need to send your messages to their intended Protagonists, James or myself. I can't hear anything you say about him, and the same likewise. So while you can reach out to either of us, try focusing on the story while you prompt through TP Quest. I've got my own priorities as well this CYOA to handle. Treat him well. He's in your hands.. |
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 6, 2015 17:35:11 GMT -5
JAMES: Run past the STOREFRONT GREETER while wearing your GRUMPY FACE.
Dangit, it's one of these stories. I always find them harder to read.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 6, 2015 19:22:37 GMT -5
James: Give the greeter a glare that says "I'm not here for chatting, got it?"
Alright, here's hoping we can get this done in less than a page.
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Post by Mouser on Jul 7, 2015 0:42:38 GMT -5
Do what you do best...
jump over a shark
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 9:49:33 GMT -5
JAMES: Run past the STOREFRONT GREETER while wearing your GRUMPY FACE.  You muster the greatest Glower you have developed after years of misses goals and botched plays. Charging straight forward you loudly declare your intention not to be greeted, "I am in NO mood today!" You declare.
But you have made a disasterous mistake as the GREETER springs to life, eyes dilated like a shark catching the scent of fresh blood in the water. Seized by his need to deliver a SUPERB SHOPPING EXPERIENCE the elderly former president gets the jump on your dour-faced self and begins a tirade of offers of assistance and pleasantries.
You barely escape by the skin of your teeth into the sanctuary of the FREEZER AISLE, the naturally coldblooded Shopkeepers wouldn't dare seek you out here. This misstep has cost you a vital 10 MINUTES as a consequence unfortunately.
On the bright side this would mean there are about two aisles between you and the CLEANING SUPPLIES. If you can get there as quickly as you can perhaps you can make up for lost time. What do you do? |
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 7, 2015 11:26:04 GMT -5
Push over a shelf, causing a domino effect with other shelves. While the others are distracted by this terrible "accident", run to the cleaning supplies and grab all the toilet paper available.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 7, 2015 11:29:00 GMT -5
James: Put your best foot forward and proudly stride towards the cleaning isle. After grabbing a Vanilla Icecream of course. For protection.
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Post by Mouser on Jul 7, 2015 11:36:02 GMT -5
James: Find Jessie already i mean really
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 7, 2015 13:00:52 GMT -5
JAMES: Wonder why HAL is writing this.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 17:38:38 GMT -5
Push over a shelf, causing a domino effect with other shelves. While the others are distracted by this terrible "accident", run to the cleaning supplies and grab all the toilet paper available.  Yeah that ain't gonna work. Thriftco prides itself in EXTRA-STRENGTH MAGNETICALLY SEALED AISLE SHELVES, a mandatory protocol used nationwide the chain has gone above and beyond to comply with. Even today you shudder as you think back to the tragedy of 1997's CLEANUP IN AISLE 4... Erk, not even your worst enemy would deserve a fate like that.
As you pause to consider your options with a 2.99 Twelve-pack of NILLY VANILLY PREPACKAGED WAFFLE CONE VANILLA FLAVORED ICED CREAM TREATS" A shocking realization comes to you!
2.99 is an AMAZING DEAL! The level of bulk in these artificially and naturally flavored dairy treats could sate like, three quarters of the BIG GAME! Then another shocking realization comes to you!
The fastest route to the TP is a straight line, ergo, if you go straight to them by jumping on top of these freezer aisles and hopping across to the CLEANING PRODUCTS then you can easily help yourself to the motherload of TWO PLY SPLENDOR. The old Williams' family ECONOMIC INTELLECT always seems to strike after a discovery of good savings it seems.
Using the door handle, your best foot, and some good ol' fashioned hutzpah, you scramble to the top of the aisle freezer. The SOUP and PET aisles are all that is left between you and your goal. All in a tidy 5 MINUTES as well.
As you watch the antlike citizens pushing their shopping carts around below, you consider the best next step to go about jumping the gaps. What do you do? |
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Post by Koopario on Jul 7, 2015 18:19:24 GMT -5
Jump. Just...jump. You can do parkour, I'm sure, as some of your shots have this annoying tendency to land in the trees rather than bounce off.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 8, 2015 9:59:09 GMT -5
Turn it into a game of Frogger by jumping across everyone's shopping carts.
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Post by NiGHTcapD on Jul 8, 2015 10:38:49 GMT -5
Turn it into a game of Frogger by jumping across everyone's shopping carts. Inefficient. Dodge around them all. |
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Post by Koopario on Jul 8, 2015 10:59:12 GMT -5
Turn it into a game of Frogger by jumping across everyone's shopping carts. Inefficient. Dodge around them all. But then you'd have to climb up the shelves again. If we fall we'll have to do it anyway. Best to try it all in one go. |
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 9, 2015 0:31:46 GMT -5
Inefficient. Dodge around them all. But then you'd have to climb up the shelves again. If we fall we'll have to do it anyway. Best to try it all in one go. I'm with Koopario. Just try jumping. Of course, the Williams Family Girth could have something to say about that, but I'm certain James can do it for the TP. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 8:52:50 GMT -5
You find yourself a bit at odds on how to best go about jumping the gap. Do you make the leap or jump on the carts below as stepping stones... This reminds you of that one game with the frog come to think of it, hopefully no giant fish will leap up in the process to devour you whole.
In the end you wisely decide to avoid the matter entirely by swing across on the aisle sign. While your atheleticism speaks for itself of course lets be honest you're built like a truck and no self respecting fish wouldn't want to try getting at your PROTEIN RICH BOD.
When all's said and done it took you about 5 MINUTES to commit to getting where you need to go, not bad. You find yourself in the long awaited CLEANING SUPPLIES AISLE at last! At that needs doing is obtaining the most TP you can and paying for it. In that regard it may be wise to get your gameplan set for OPTIMAL TP OBTAINMENT. What do you do? |
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 9, 2015 12:43:34 GMT -5
Push all of the toilet paper onto the floor and then kick the packages to the check-out line.
Or get a shopping cart, if possible.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 9, 2015 13:34:37 GMT -5
Grab as many packages as you can carry and afford of the finest TP you can, and make a break for the checkout line.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 9, 2015 21:58:34 GMT -5
You should only need a few packages. Grab two or three of the finest triple-pli Sharmin and hightail it to the checkout.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 16:59:13 GMT -5
Using the highest tiers of the vast resources acquired in your long career of shopping for BASIC AMENITIES, load up on your long sought after TP. Triple ply? Cotton soft? This one has little smiling corncob embroidered into the tissue. That's... kinda gross actually.
No matter, in desparate times a man does not judge a roll by the contents but rather the soul and spirit to serve the greater needs of the whole. At last the shopping for the BIG GAME has been completed and the day has been saved! As you successfully purchase your goods and carry out your supplies, you can't help but anticipate the grand time you'll be having soon enough tomorrow.
Loading your TP into your ECONOMICALLY THRIFTY MOPED, you sputter off to home. All that's left to do is order up some pizza tomorrow so you and your bros can CHOW DOWN, but compared to today, that will be a cakewalk... Right?
THE END
And so the curtains fall. A complete, if shoed in conclusion to the adventure. Perhaps if the ball could've maintained some momentum this would've gone much quicker, but who can place a fault at all for something as ridiculous as toilet paper to begin with? It served its job splendidly for what was needed. Now the true adventure can be obtained.
Our destination has been seen. I will be venturing to a new world. One wholely new to myself and yet somewhere still in the realm of familiarity. There will be much left to understand as we press forward, but now we have the means to defy the unresolved conflicts we'll face. Or more precisely we will, once we grasp its nature. I'll leave it to you to decide with this query.
"A friend of a friend comes to you for help. There is a certain rope bridge to and from town their bull headed uncle uses all day that has lately seemed rather precarious of late. They just know that sooner or later it will give and their uncle shall be swept away into the currents bellow. The advice they seek basically boils down to two options: They could try to make their uncle take another path, or they could try to tear down the bridge in the night before it would give out on its own. Repairing the bridge would only put themselves at risk of course, so that's out of the question, and because only your stubborn uncle would dare to use this path in spite of other options, nobody can be asked to do this for them."
What advice do you give this person?
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 21, 2015 19:01:19 GMT -5
I would advise them to find a way to block off the bridge. It should certainly be easier than trying to tear it down, and destroying it may raise more problems in the future.
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Post by Koopario on Aug 21, 2015 21:00:02 GMT -5
^This.
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