Oralcean Oddessy (CYOA)

West, to Beach City.

Head south. Magically teleport into the wall and then end up in Shifting Sand Land.

You start walking to the wall directly behind you when Ruby grabs your shirt collar. You remind her that this is the Dreamrealm and then she lets go. The place is made of your silly commands, really, though you and Ruby are Oralcean and thus cannot self-fuse. Yes, Phox, I'm looking directly at you.

You punch the wall.
It shatters.
A giant desert/snowscape lies behind it. It's sort of like there's a dimensional rift between Terrencia and...nevermind. This place is basically patches of Terrencia.
Wait, what's Terrencia? You're Legedarian, you should know these things! Sigh.

Terrencia is a planet ruled by Cordana, goddess of nature. Of course, Cordana is the goddess of nature, so she doesn't rule the place at all.
It's basically Oralce with tons of different environments (so much sand and snow...it's madness I tell ya! Who ever saw a "desert" or a "tundra" in the rest of Legedaria?) and less magic. However, the place is entirely uninhabited by the likes of the usual races such as Salamandrians and Wolf-Men, not to mention the Ursarii, Chamille, Elves, Fairies, the various Dracoi that are actually civilized because they can be--none of them! Not even the visitors can inhabit the place with a civilized form! So Cordana just up and transforms the visitors into beasts found all over Legedaria! In your opinion, you'd much rather just observe what happens but you're not even protected by Cordana, and you're just as prone to death as everything else in that world. The only people who get to keep their forms are druids, and you'd rather not.

You heavily debate going in when Ruby snickers. You glance at her. She smiles and says "What? I didn't say anything..."
You slowly turn back to the Terrencian land and contemplate wether or not it's really worth it, since the form you take isn't your favorite in the worlds. It's just so--ACK WHO PUSHED YOU
Suddenly you're stumbling into the desert/tundra area and you're now a--
...a...
...I really want to trust you guys with this...
...sigh. What exactly are you...?

You're a cat that can turn into Monado.

*looks directly at Koopario* This is what happens when you shoot down my references for one fandom.

"You're a fish-penguin hybrid."
"You're a cat that can turn into Monado."
"You're a platypus."

You're kinda stretching it.

You take on your Terrencian form of a platypus. Sigh. You glare at Ruby, who only laughs hysterically as she walks in, taking on the form of a small lizard.
"Oh, man, that never gets old! You...ha...should've seen the look on your face!"
As if she could see it from behind you! Ugh.

You make your way across the odd terrain as quick as possible, even carrying Ruby on your back to do so, in hopes of finding some sort of town, because as much as this resembles Terrencia, someone must've dreamed up some civilization.

You eventually come across what may be a town. You quickly run towards it, not even caring that Ruby almost falls off of you several times.

Once you're in town, there's a transmorguification place right at the entry. Unsure if this was just that particular town or if it would alter your Terrencian form as well, you shake Ruby off entirely and go to change your form, because you hate being in this form.

Nothing over the top, please?

Seconded

How about a platypus wearing a pink blanket with a cat design?

Find some random person and drag them onto the street, kicking and screaming.

Kill Saph with your venomous foot bards.

Oh the puns.

You take control of Ruby and summon a venomous foot bard to kill Sapph. The result? The best sewer music ever.
Sorry not sorry.

You re-take control of Sapphire and go into a random bar with the music still playing. Everyone stops to look at you, but you're focused on one thing. You grab a random animal in the bar and start dragging, not even sure who it is or what it is.

"...having fun there?" comes a word from the guy you're trying to drag. As it turns out, your efforts seem totally futile, as you're getting very minor paw splinters dragging in place. You get a better look at the gu--oh it's an alligator. Huh. And you're grabbing its tail. Ruby slowly peeks in, wondering what the hell is going on.
"Look, as nice as it is that I'm getting this sort of attention that's not working." The alligator snaps at you and you leap back to avoid the bite, letting go of his tail. It turns back to whatever it was doing before and you try running up for another go at it while Ruby drags you out kicking and screaming.
"Hey, listen Sapph, that's not gonna work, but I've good news and bad news. Good news is while I was talking with that bard he pointed me in the direction of a shop. Bad news is he outright refused to kill you so suicide isn't an option, considering what you just tried with that croc."
Which news is which though?!

*insert witty action request*

"He looked like a Dreamrealmer. He probably dreamed up those threads."