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Post by Sable-Xeno on Apr 1, 2020 11:49:02 GMT -5
You suddenly awake with a startle to find yourself in a very dark room, lying atop a wooden, but cushioned bed. The rest of the room looks pretty wooden, but it’s too dark to tell anything else from your current position, the only light pouring in through the nearby window not enough to tell much else. You roll yourself up and off the bed, your two feet plopping onto the ground.
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Post by Planetbox on Apr 1, 2020 12:51:24 GMT -5
Refuse to leave in order to practice social distancing.
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Post by Koopario on Apr 1, 2020 16:43:40 GMT -5
Go onto your computer and play Hatoful Boyfriend.
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Post by Asphoxia on Apr 1, 2020 16:54:49 GMT -5
Take the sun to karaoke.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Apr 1, 2020 19:46:01 GMT -5
You consider practicing social distancing. For a very brief while. However, you’re fairly certain animals can’t catch the Coronavirus in particular, and while you have a massive amount of followers...you have a fair amount of ‘people who are annoyed at you enough to keep way more than 6 feet of distance’. You’ll be fiiiiiine.
You plop around on your stubby legs, honking at the door to open. But alas, it doesn’t budge. Fortunately, theres a remote nearby that you pick up and
Wait
No
Don’t clip through the door
I had a whole thing prepared and- oh fuck it. I guess we’re in the living room now! It’s also really dark, with signs of a fireplace nearby, as well as a kitchen in a corner of the room. It looks like there’s two other doors here, too: a locked door leading into the basement, and an odd stone door with a spherical indent inside of it.
You honk a few more times, picking the remote back up and WAIT NO STOP CLIPPING INTO THE BASEMEN-
You are now in the basement! Inside the long corridor that is the basement, you find a rather large lightbulb. Instead of grabbing it like any sane person would do, you do as any sane goose would, instead: you serenade it with the sound of your goosey honks, to the tune of Smash Mouth’s All Star. It is...unrecognizable as any tune, due to the honk’s rather unharmonius honk-ish sound, but the lightbulbreacts nonetheless, lighting up the rest of the basement!...It’s still a straight line!
As you now have the sun, you can carry it around! But it’s also too thick to do any more cool skips with. What will you do?
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Post by Dimitri on Apr 1, 2020 19:53:12 GMT -5
Smash the sun on the floor. Then do more cool skips
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Post by Koopario on Apr 1, 2020 20:07:25 GMT -5
Rude, don't smash the sun.
Put the sun in the fridge. Then use the remote to do more skips.
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