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Post by emperortoad on Dec 19, 2016 18:06:20 GMT -5
The day has come for you to shine.
The Mushroom Kingdom has decided to launch their first expedition into space, about 1 months ago, due to most land being used and Bowser's constant taking of the kingdoms land. Today, it is your duty to train for your space expedition, and to lead your brave fellow travellers into the great unknown. As you wake up, hearing the ringing of your alarm clock next to your bed, you stretch and walk over to your closet to change into your day clothes. Blue dots, or red dots, blue dots, or red dots, blue dots, or red dots... you decided to choose your favorite blue dotted cap and blue overalls as you get ready to start the day, but then, you remember you need your name tag first! You walk over to your desk as you grab a nice lapis-blue pen to go write down your name......
What is your name, young toad?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 19, 2016 18:11:20 GMT -5
Your name is Toadhanson Toadston, the bravest Toad known to the entire kingdom. Today, you shall make history by graffiti-ing your name across the training center.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 19, 2016 23:41:21 GMT -5
Your name: John Toad, Space Marine.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2016 6:10:05 GMT -5
Frog Johnson, it's a foreign name, though it's much better written by the ink of a red pen.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 20, 2016 9:27:08 GMT -5
Your name is Toadfrog. You are frequently mocked for having this name.
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Post by emperortoad on Dec 20, 2016 15:28:13 GMT -5
Your name is John Toadhanson JohnnsonFrog. You quickly write down your name in red ink instead of blue because how good it looks in red. You put it on your suit as you grab a spray can and rush over to the training section. Then you quickly spray it on the training facility and write out your name on it. Finally, you throw away the evidence as your trainer walks in. It seems you have arrived 3 hours early. The trainer politely asks you to wait out side for 30 minutes until its time to train, while silently muttering under their breath "what a silly name....". While you wait outside until 4, in the front porch area, on the nice birch wooden floor, you decide to...
What do you do?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 20, 2016 15:59:11 GMT -5
Make up a song about how you're the bravest toad to ever live and then perform it for the world.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 20, 2016 21:53:53 GMT -5
Be renowned for your great singing voice, that in actuality is powered by nukes.
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Post by emperortoad on Dec 21, 2016 0:31:57 GMT -5
You decide to sing a song you made about how brave you are, and then preform it for the world,consisting on 8,000,000 verses. Unfortunately, the toad fuzz catches you and tells you to not sing in public due to your tendency to explode peoples heads while performing your favorite song. You instead, read it text to speech style, which in turn scares and worries the general public around you. When the clock turns 4, you quietly walk back in, looking at all the giant training mechanisms (WARNING I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPACE TRAVEL WORKS. THIS IS ALL MADE UP AND FAKE.) that the trainers will use to help you be the best astronaut possible. You slowly turn to see your soon-to-be teammates on this dangerous mission to see......
Who and what are your companions?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 21, 2016 0:46:47 GMT -5
The first companion is a simple bricklayer from the outlands, far less experienced in anything related to space travel than she should be. All she does well is lay down floating bricks, but the government put her in the program so that they wouldn't be called out for only having men.
The second is a bear by the name of Garland. Garland looks intimidating, but he's a big fuzzy teddybear.
And third is your best friend from college, Mike Toadzowski. What a great idea it was to go into this field together.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 21, 2016 9:49:01 GMT -5
Your grandfather is also here for some reason. His name is the Toadfather. He isn't much help, but he has secret ties with the mafia.
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Post by emperortoad on Dec 22, 2016 13:53:18 GMT -5
You look around, fascinated by the whole building, before noticing the 3 other people you will be with on your mission. The first you can see is a..... bear? Named Garland? It appears to be hostile, but its not attacking, which is good enough for you. Next, you see your grandfather,the Toadfather. He refuses to retire and he has some ties to the mafia, but other than that, he wont be that much help. Finally, you see your best freind from college, Mike Toadzowski. He is a very good cook, but might have trouble with space travel. Still, it is comforting to see your best freind in the same mission, as you could swear he would just get a job as a janitor in this field. He does has this weird condition where he only has one eye and is green, but he is pretty cool guy. You see your trainer, who is a simple female brick layer from the outlands, but knows way too much about space travel to just lay bricks in the outer regions of the Mushroom kingdom, so she took the job as a trainer. "For your first exercise" She says, "You will have to attack the alien dummy with this stick." (Did i mention there will be aliens?)You strike quickly and hard, breaking the dummy in a few clean hits. After about 30 exercises, your trainer pronounces you ready for space travel. You walk outside, wondering what to do with the rest of the day, now that your training is done and you are prepared for next weeks mission.........
What shall you do?
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 22, 2016 14:43:13 GMT -5
Become a firefighter and then quit after a week.
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Post by Treble Tech on Dec 22, 2016 14:52:02 GMT -5
Spend a week brushing up on your space travel skills in Kerbal Space Program.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 23, 2016 19:56:59 GMT -5
A week's worth of time? Well, we know what we're doing for the next seven days.
Hyperbolic Chamber. Get in 7 more years of Astronaut training in just a week. You can never be too prepared for Space.
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Post by emperortoad on Dec 24, 2016 1:51:07 GMT -5
You decide to go be a firefighter at day, and a kerbal space program mater by night. you quit your firefighter job soon, after just a week due to health problems (except for the fact you did nothing but sit around all day and eat doughnuts) and when you master kerbal space, you have decided its time for you to go space mission. When you get in your space shuttle, you are set to be the one who eats donuts and sits around lazily. The bear is the piolet, your grandad is the guy who sits around and drinks coffee, and Mike does everything else. Now, for the most important decision of your whole ride. Jelly filled, Oreo, glazed, or creme filled?
What will you choose?
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 24, 2016 9:16:35 GMT -5
All of them, of course.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 25, 2016 2:37:30 GMT -5
... or oreo. How about all of them but with oreo sprinkles? |
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 28, 2016 15:27:56 GMT -5
I vote for the oreos, too, but be sure to distribute the forsting as unevenly as possible.
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Post by emperortoad on Dec 29, 2016 16:08:42 GMT -5
You decide to eat all of them, with oreo sprinkles, and with very uneven frosting. The frosting soon falls off, leaving you with non-frosted donuts for the space trip. When you get in, you hear some voice outside shouting "5... 4... 3... 2.... 1.... launch!" as the ship takes off. Soon, you are out of orbit.As you munch on your frostless doughnuts, they start flouting around. Then, you check the status on everyone in the ship currently, as it will probibly take a while to get to the moon. You click the button and check your friend's status:
Grandad: Air-swimming after floating coffee that has waaay too much sugar in it.
Bear: Relaxing while letting autopilot take in effect, while playing a song on his ipod.
Mike: Waaay too busy with doing legit everything else to talk to or bother with anything.
Yourself: Checking everyone's status onboard, while munching on non-frosted donuts.
What would you like to do in the meantime for about... 5 hours?
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 29, 2016 16:27:19 GMT -5
Respect your elders, and do what your the Toadfarher is doing.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 29, 2016 16:58:49 GMT -5
5 hours...well, you don't really need to train further for space...
Do a montage. This should cut the waiting time down to 1/60th of its original amount!
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 29, 2016 18:19:47 GMT -5
Yes. Do both.
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Post by Treble Tech on Jan 1, 2017 19:40:19 GMT -5
With epic music.
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Post by emperortoad on Jan 2, 2017 14:48:54 GMT -5
You decide to do a montage with epic music, of eating donuts and casually talking with your friends onboard and air swimming after coffee with way too much sugar inside, which is honestly more sugar then coffee after further inspection. After a while of that, you arrive at the moon, after eating: 50 glazed donuts, 34 jelly filled, 245 oreo donuts and 3 kreme filled, and way too much sugar inside you. Now, at the moon, you check what everyone else is doing while you sit down lazily and eat more donuts:
Bear: Putting on space suit and getting ready to walk out and claim the moon for toad-kind.
Mike: Doing literally everything you lazy bums should be doing, and still having time to chat.
You: Sitting down and eating donuts with your sugar-infused coffee in the air, floating around.
Toadfather: Playing professor layton vs phoenix wright and screaming in agony due to its level of difficulty.
Now, after about 2 hours, you hear a scream of pain from bear. You look outside and see a bunch of weird mushroom-cap-less toad punks with long legs and guns. You check your weapon stash to find:
A Stick,
A Mini-gun,
A Bazooka,
A Ultra-Death Laser,
And A Magic Wand.
What will you choose?
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
