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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 6, 2018 22:21:03 GMT -5
Slap Chalmers with a tench.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 6, 2018 22:34:08 GMT -5
Seymour leans back in his chair, and lets out a laugh...
Seymour: "Ohohoho, no!"
Seymour pulls out a yellow-looking fish, slapping Chalmers against the face with it.
Chalmers: "Ah-"
Seymour: "So, how's the wife and kid?"
Chalmers: "...Rosemary and Shauna have been just fine, thanks for asking. But that's besides the point. Do you mind explaining to me why you whacked me with a Tench?...and also explain to me why you call this Recap steamed when it's quite obviouslyy typed?"
Seymour: "...Uh....you know-...the one thing I should-..."
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 6, 2018 22:41:59 GMT -5
Seymor: Burn a computer. How's THAT for steamed????
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 6, 2018 22:51:01 GMT -5
Seymour: "Excuse me for one sec."
Chalmers: "Of course."
Seymour enters the kitchen momentarily, throwing a computer into the ever-building fire. He emerges from the kitchen, door swinging wildly open, with a yawn.
Seymour: "That was wonderful! A good time was had by all, I'm pooped!"
Chalmers: "Yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?"
Chalmers stands up, pointing towards the open kitchen door.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2018 22:57:08 GMT -5
In the early afternoon, under a grey sky...
Ib and her parents were on their way to an art gallery...
"Did you remember everything, Ib? Oh! Do you have your handkerchief? The one you got for your birthday? Keep it safe in your pocket, okay? Don't lose it!"
"Shall we get to the reception desk?"
You walk to the reception desk with your parents.
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"You want to go on ahead? Really, Ib... Oh, alright. But be quiet in the gallery. Don't make a ruckus!"
What will you do, and does this psuedo update have plot relevance?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 6, 2018 23:01:41 GMT -5
Seymor: laugh manically as your house burns down.
Chalmers: Give him a FREAKIN' PROMOTION.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 6, 2018 23:02:55 GMT -5
Seymour: "An Art Gallery."
Chalmers: "Ah-"
Chalmers was in immediate disbelief.
Chalmers: "An Art Gallery? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the Country, localized entirely within your kitchen."
Seymour: "Yes!"
Chalmers: "...May I see it?"
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 6, 2018 23:08:12 GMT -5
Ib: Be at an unrelated art gallery showcasing the works of the late Weiss Guertena.
Xeno: Write about Ib.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 6, 2018 23:11:05 GMT -5
The art on display has been titled "A world on fire". And by "A world" you mean "A computer and sooner than later my house".
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 7, 2018 13:04:20 GMT -5
Seymour: Yes! Seymour opens the door, laughing maniacally as the fires engulfs the two of them. The entire house burns down around them... World on Fire"A painting depicting the last moments of either a mad arsonist attempt, a Recap gone wrong, or a truly unforgettable luncheon. Some people say Guertena may have been inspired to draw this event from the Talking Heads song, 'Burning Down the House', though real life accounts of a Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers and haunted typewriters that forced people to write sentient Recaps, suggest that this painting might be more real to life than his other works."  My, what a fascinating painting! So lifelike, it almost felt like you were really there! But that's preppsterous. Art doesn't work like that at all. Though it's odd, because you swore you heard someone talking into your ear earlier...and you think you hear them again. All you can tell is that the voice sounds feminine. ???: "Ahaha!..sorry about that. I didn't think it was going to start you off on that one, of all paintings. I'm not really sure why it's the biggest one, either..." ???: "Listen, Crimson. You can already tell what this is, can't you? If you can, then you know there is purpose to this. You have to seek someone out here...and if you don't meet with him, your journey might not reach a conclusion. So...this is pretty important, okay? I don't know where he is, but he's somewhere here in one of these paintings..." ???: "I'm also here, but I'm not here to exchange pleasantries. I'm just here for...personal business. If you see me, I'm not going to act like I know you, so...just focus on the mission, okay?" You think maybe you should get yourself checked in to a Psychiatrist at some point...but, whatever. Which of these paintings look the best for further investigation? >Floor Painting > Painting of Bombs >Painting of Classroom >Weird painting with moon-shaped object >Extremely colorful painting >🤔 >Painting of a Bone >Sunset Painting >Machine sculpture >Display cases > Keep staring at "World on Fire">Go upstairs |
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2018 13:07:54 GMT -5
Question who the voice is. Refuse to do anything until the voice reveals themself.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 7, 2018 14:33:41 GMT -5
???: Phox, you and I both know I can't reveal myself for several reasons. ..okay, how about a code name?
'Squid': Does this work?
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2018 14:39:15 GMT -5
....how about "Soliel"?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2018 15:21:02 GMT -5
How about we keep looking at that awesome fire painting?
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 7, 2018 15:37:31 GMT -5
'Squid': I'm not feeling that na- wait...you're still looking at that painting? I guess if you rea-
(>'-')> <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ (>'-')>
ding dong
It was a nice, sunny day in the town of Springfield. A perfect day for Chalmers to arrive with champagne, on his planned Luncheon with Seymour. As he stood in front of the house, he quickly pondered how long it had taken him to arrive. A victim of poor planning, he had been. It didn't take long for Principal Seymour, dressed in his usual formal attire, to answer the door. Superintendent Chalmers was the first to speak.
Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."
Seymour: "Ah, Superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"
Chalmers: "Mmmyes."
Chalmers made his way over to the table, setting the champagne into a bucked filled with ice, acting as the centerpiece. Seymour walks into the Kitchen, coming to a shocking discovery...the oven he was preparing his roast in, emanating smoke! He opens it, his fears answered...his roast, bursting into flames!
Seymour: "Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!"
And then...Seymour had an idea...a devilish idea...
But what was it?
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 7, 2018 18:17:12 GMT -5
Stop looking at that painting. Look for someone who may or may not be sleeping.
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 7, 2018 18:27:03 GMT -5
This CYOA needs more literary techniques. Briefly flash-forward to the final boss battle, while revealing as few major spoilers as possible.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 7, 2018 22:31:03 GMT -5
Idea: "How Seymor Steamed Christmas"
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 8, 2018 4:29:31 GMT -5
...Okay, no. We're not doing that again, ever. Not even for Steamed Hams: the Christmas Special. Instead, you decide to check out that painting of a classroom. It looks like it might have something to do with Literature, and this CYOA needs a lot more literary techniques!...without showing ANY of the final boss. Sorry, Planet, but you're not turning to the final page of this epic so easily. Like with the painting of the Burning World before it, you feel yourself sucked into the world of the painting... (>'-')> <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ (>'-')>"Kooooooooooooooooop!" It was yet another rather sunny day on Petal Road, as you began making your way to School, when you hear the cheerful yell of a very elated Mew, whom goes by the name of Xeno. You two had been childhood friends and practically neighbors for as long as you knew eachother, and always walked to School together. Lately, though, Xeno's been slipping further and further into a rather terrible sleep schedule that's caused him to be repeatedly late for your walks. You almost consider just walking away to be spared by his yelling, but a (rather large) part of you decides to stick it out and see what happens.  "Ah...thanks for waiting for me..." "...Sooooo...Koop...have you made any considerations for which Club you'll be taking?" Before you say anything, Phox, I technically am sleeping while you're reading this post.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 6:44:28 GMT -5
Obviously the Go-Home Club is still the top of the stack. You will not budge on that.
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Post by Koopario on Feb 8, 2018 7:52:32 GMT -5
The stop-looking-at-this-painting club.
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Post by Asphoxia on Feb 8, 2018 8:56:13 GMT -5
The stop-looking-at-this-painting club. Seconded. And Xeno you know what I meant. The only reason I shall not elaborate is due to more-than-potential spoilers, so in the meantime enjoy the picture of the cute and very pettable bunny that I shall send you momentarily, but that you will likely see before this post. I'm sure that you'll enjoy it a lot. |
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 8, 2018 9:40:53 GMT -5
The stop-looking-at-this-painting club. Thirded. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 9:50:26 GMT -5
The stop-looking-at-this-painting club. Negative Fourthed. That puts it at -1 right? |
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Post by Koopario on Feb 8, 2018 10:12:40 GMT -5
The stop-looking-at-this-painting club. Negative Fourthed. That puts it at -1 right? You already sent an action, you are banned from making another. And if you retract your action to debunk ours, then you leave Xeno with no other action, therefore he cannot act for us, therefore you still lose while also dragging us into the ground. So what would you rather have? An update, or a stalemate that lasts until Planetbox comes around and decides to do something else entirely? |
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