#Kun Plays Pokemon Red

Marcus: Fourth'd.

You nope super-hard out from the painting...or at least, try. However, the omnipotent force known as Saz is blocking you from doing so!

That's when a miracle happens: an extremely buff Pacific Islander with tatoos adorning his entire body, many of them incredible feats of nature, tosses Saz' suggestion, not unlike the fanmail Ringo gets on a daily basis.

Maui: You're welcome!

You thus nope out of the painting super-hard.

Xeno: "...W-wait! I need to tell you about the sle-"

Kirby Linebreak


"Stress"

"Guertena's early life is not well-catalogued, but it is said that he took rigorous schooling back in his younger days. He was a man of refined taste even back then, and often had his head buried in books, learning about new places, people, history, or even the finer arts. Outsode of that, though, this painting's title sums up what he thought about the rigorous scheduling of these places of knowledge."

Alright, now that we know never to go into that painting again...ever, we should head somewhere else. But where?

>Floor Painting
>Painting of Bombs
>I just wanted to talk
>Weird painting with moon-shaped object
>Extremely colorful painting
>🤔
>Painting of a Bone
>Sunset Painting
>Machine sculpture
>Display cases
>How Seymour Steamed Hams
>Go upstairs

...Okay, that's not one of the paintings on this floor, but I'm glad you brought it to my attention. It will be on the second floor, if anyone else suggests to go upstairs or that.

Look at the floor painting.

You decide to take a long, hard look at that fish painting. It's certainly the most impressive of the paintings!

"Abyss of the Deep"

"A world where man will never stand... To realize that world, I decided that I would engrave it within the canvas."

~Guertena Weiss.

...Nothing happens. Deciding it best that something happen in the absence of nothing, you take a look at that 🤔.

"The Thinking Man."

"A drawing made during a particularly philosophical period in Guertena's life. It deviates a large degree from his typical art style, and is said to be the basis upon which all Emoji were created...or perhaps he was directly inspired to draw this from the very thinking emoji used in modern society today, somehow? It really makes people think to this day."

...Once again, nothing happens. You take it into your best interest to travel upstairs...once I've made a picture for it. Sooooooo....you guys can maybe play a rousing game of Idle Uno until then?

Better idea. Go upstairs before the area loads, then walk so that when it loads you are out of bounds, and walk the void until you find another functioning loading zone with which to skip straight to the end of this scenario... or pretty far into it. Any father than we are without softlocking.

Look at the fireworks.

I second Sazzle-dazzle.

Joke's on you, Planet, my image editing program makes constant backup saves just in case it crashes

You decide that now's the best time to take advantage of speedrun tactics in a CYOA and try to out-speed the person writing down your every action. However, you seem to forget that- hey wait no where are you going please let me just add the last details to this photo-

A-hah! Turns out you can't go upstairs yet because people are playing Idle Uno in front of the stairs! It looks to be a very rousing game, and judging by all the tents and snakcs set up they seem to be here for the long haul.

Xeno: "...Hey! Koop's online!"

Asphoxia: "Koooooooooooop!"

Dimitri: "myeh."

Asphoxia: steals! the! Dimitri!

Koop: "Guys, please."

You ignore this scene, taking a good look for any possible slopes. As it happens, there's a bit of stairs you can reach in the corner before invisible walls prefent you from getting any further...so you starts long jumping, having your momentum start carrying you backwards. You then proceed to BLJ off of this tiny stair corner for 12 hours, building up enough speed to clip into an AU, and then using the residual speed to clip back into bounds.



Sad to say, though, you took long enough to where you couldn't beat me to finishing a picture of the upper floor. But it wasn't entirely meaningless! You managed to stop me from finishing it completely, leaving you with less paintings to go through on the top floor, a cut BUP painting, and a number of unchanged installations from Ib!...and you didn't softlock! Congrats!...now, how about that butt painting?

"Rolling Hills"

"Guertena's inspiration for this painting was looking upon the Scottish country, and taking in the scenery. It's said the reason the drawing is so simple was due to Guertena being in an...'avant-garde' state of his life."

...Huh. Guess it's nothing. This



Waluigi is bored of this COYA now. He's going to start his own CYOA. The WYOA, because Waluigi number one!



Waluigi is in his bed, looking out his window. Fireworks are going off outside. Waluigi hates fireworks, none of them are purple. Waluigi thinks everything should be purple!



Waluigi is supposed to save some dad guy, but he'd much rather stay in bed today.

MAKE SUGGESTION.

And a nightstand for the nightstand god.

NO

Let's look at the painting that the purple haired guy is looking at. Try not to scare him, he looks easily scared.