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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 5, 2018 19:35:44 GMT -5
You decide that the best way to add to this cake is by creating a gorgeous upside-down Volcano Bakemeat Cake, attaching it to the regular-side up cake of Tide Pods with several gourgeous columns. It's very pretty...at least until you ruin it by building a second upside-down Volcano Bakemeat cake on top of the first by accident. Or...maybe it is beautiful?
You loudly state, "My focus is unparalleled!!" and then cast Fire Storm on the cake to give it a crispy outer layer. By which you melt the Bakemeat on the top, causing it to drip over onto the rest of the cake, giving it a nice crispy layer of Volcano Bakeameat. The jury's still out on whether this looks good. "May a great inferno SCORCH the land!"
Conveniently, you forget entirely about the Pokemon Battle, which is fine. Mine Turtle's still taking a nap, anyways, which allows Celesteele to use another Prankster-proc'd move: Stealth Rocks! Because of course it is. I forgot what Clauren was baking, so let's just say he started drizzling the chicken in even more sauces, spilling some pepers and seasoning onto the mix while reading a yellow book. Might be a Cook Book. Might be a Cook Novel. Might be a completely unrelated novel, who knows!
Anyways, here's the next turn. It's your move!
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 5, 2018 19:37:44 GMT -5
Cook the book.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 5, 2018 19:41:27 GMT -5
Mine Turtle: Defeat Celesteela in a battle of wits! Technically Pokemon battles' outcomes all come down to strategy, so this is simply expediting things.
Clauren: You do realize that all the baking shows ever require you to make some kind of dessert, right?
C: You do realize that all the baking shows ever require you to actually try, right?
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 5, 2018 19:48:18 GMT -5
Combine the realms of baking and Pokémon battling somehow.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 6, 2018 18:00:24 GMT -5
C: You do realize that all the baking shows ever require you to actually try, right? You are SO trying your hardest to make this cake as best as it can be, you and the rest of the CYOA posters tell themselves, as you swipe Claren's 'cook' book and slap it onto your own saucepan, drench it in butter, and start cooking it to a crisp. Clauren sighs, simply pulling out another copy of the book, letting the Chicken simmer on his own pan as he starts pulling out some dough. Meanwhile, with your Pokemon, Mine Turtle imagines himself engaging Celesteele in a battle of wits...that is to say, he's dreaming about it. While he can't act on that this turn, he's *technically* using Nasty Plot, so his Sp. Attack sharply rises. Which means jack squat for a physical attacker, but who cares? Once again, Prankster Celesteele sets about laying another trap, this time in the form of Sticky Web, which sticks Mine Turtle to the floor and will slow him down next turn. While you do the cooking by the book, you get the thought to start mixing the Pokemon Battle with the Cook-off. After all, you do realize all the minigames in Pokemon ever tie closely to your pokemon themselves, right?...Anyways, you don't feel like making a separate dish out of this book, so you just toss it into the cake. Suddenly, the cake starts rumbling. Each of the judges look at the cake cautiously from their judging booth, with Ramses in particular starting at it, disgruntled. "This is perhaps the worst cake I've ever seen in my life, and you should be ashamed to even consider what you're doing right now to be cooking." The cake starts shaking even more now, as it suddenly sprouts five candles on top of itself! The candles ignite, as it lets out a roar. This roar unleashes a wall of fire, razing Celesteele. (40) "My goodness", Clauren exclaims, "I was wondering when you'd resort to living food. I put almost no rules on our little bout, so feel free to get as creative as your little heart desires." C's Pokemon: Mine Turtle (100/100) (Asleep) (+2 Sp. Attack) Buttertwo (150/150 Ryochu (100/100) Rumia (80/80) Eevee (20/20) Bec Noir (999/999) C's Cake: Volcanic Bundt (???/???) Clauren's Pokemon: Celesteela (310/350) ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? |
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 6, 2018 20:07:44 GMT -5
Have the cake engulf the enemy Pokémon and incorporate its being into its delicious(?) armada of destruction! Victory will be ours!!!
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 6, 2018 20:59:51 GMT -5
Mine Turtle: Be Neo. Wake up.
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Post by Koopario on Aug 6, 2018 23:06:52 GMT -5
Mine Turtle: Invite Celesteela to watch NieR with you. Also wake up before that, but still.
C: Bake a thousand more of those cakes.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 9, 2018 13:09:20 GMT -5
Mine Turtle wakes up from his slumber, just in time to ask that big ol' string if it might partake in a round of NieR watching. Quite a clever ruse: by getting it to watch NieR, it'll forget about the battle entirely and have to be swapped out with another Pokemon!...Celesteele's response comes in the form of a Prankster-proc'd Spore, putting Mine Turtle back to sleep. You think fast: there has to be a way to bring Celesteele down, right? Well, classic CYOA skills you've developed tell you that fusion is always the answer, so you fuse Celesteele and Volcanic Bundt! [lmg]I ain't drawing this[/lmg] The giant cake-Pokemon hybrid proceeds to let out a roar of its own, flinging its arms randomly. One strike manages to hit Mine Turtle. (30) Victory is ours! "Well, that's a shame." Clauren has flattened out that dough, now sprinkling it with chocolate chips of various colors. "You can count that one out, if it helps you sleep at night. Moving on..."  Clauren sends out Sylveon! With this next Pokemon out, you do your end of the cooking: Exactly what you did before, but this time sped up by 3x speed. Clauren sighs, as he has yet another book to replace. Funnily enough, even if you made the cake the same way, it hasn't come to life. You figure you'll repeat this process over the next 999 turns to make a thousand cakes like this. Quantity over quality, right? C's Pokemon: Mine Turtle (70/100) (Asleep) (+2 Sp. Attack) Buttertwo (150/150 Ryochu (100/100) Rumia (80/80) Eevee (20/20) Bec Noir (999/999) Cake: Big Bundt (???/???) Clauren's Pokemon: Celesteela (310/350)Sylveon (250/250) ??? ??? ??? ??? |
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 9, 2018 13:23:55 GMT -5
This battle, but Clauren's a paper mache elephant statue (this does not make him exempt from reading Cloture of Yellow) and Sylveon is played by Steven the Goldfish and Steven the Goldfish is played by a lyre.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 9, 2018 18:04:24 GMT -5
If the Sylveon is a goldfish then Mine Turtle can like eat it and make it dead right?
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 11, 2018 14:21:26 GMT -5
I don't even know what's going on anymore, just blow em up I guess.
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Post by Koopario on Aug 11, 2018 15:43:08 GMT -5
Feed Mine Turtle the next cake you make. Send out one of your party members (that isn't Bec Noir) to start making a delicious quesadilla too, filled with chicken, bacon, and a little extra something called Volcano Bakemeat.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 14, 2018 23:50:36 GMT -5
For the duration of this turn, Clauren will be played by a paper mache elephant statue and Sylveon will be played by Steven the goldfish...Oh, we've received word from our Studio director that Steven's owner does not permit us to use Steven in our property. So for the duration of this turn, Steven the Goldfish will be played by local celebrity Billbert the Goldfish...also, due to some late-minute cutbacks, the usual role of C will be filled by an Accordian, and the part of Mine Turtle will be filled by Mine Turtle. So, let us now present #Kun Plays Pokemon Red, except Clauren is a paper mache elephant statue, C is an accordian, Sylveon is Steven the Goldfish is Billbert the Goldfish and Mine Turtle is Mine Turtle.           C's Pokemon: Mine Turtle (0/100)Buttertwo (150/150 Ryochu (100/100) Rumia (80/80) Eevee (0/20)Bec Noir (999/999) Cake: Cake: (???/???) Clauren's Pokemon: Celesteela (310/350)Sylveon (190/250) ??? ??? ??? ??? |
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 15, 2018 16:56:30 GMT -5
Quality update.
Somehow turn all that fire into an offensive weapon.
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Post by Koopario on Aug 15, 2018 17:58:48 GMT -5
Use the fire to bake your next cake.
And then toss revives at both of your fainted party members.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 15, 2018 17:59:34 GMT -5
Quality update. Somehow turn all that fire into an offensive weapon. ...so you mean firebending. This absolutely won't go wrong at all, given that you're in the fabricated world.  Also, make milk tea and feed it to Buttertwo. Because milk tea is really good. |
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 23, 2018 16:51:42 GMT -5
With your amazing control over fire-bending...and just about every other kind of bending, let's be real, you take aaaalll that fire and condense it into a burning ring of fire surrounding your waist, for the time being. It'd be pretty bad if this was the fabricated world, but...it's really not, but mansions are also pretty flammable...you can control fire right now, I think that's the important takeaway from this situation.
Rather than toss out a new Pokemon just yet, you think it fair to revive the two you already had out. Though, it's still a 1-1 Pokemon fight, and Eevee's not exactly...doing anything, so your Eevee sits down on the sidelines. Mine Turtle, having just been revived, also stands by. That's when Clauren's Sylveon uses Blue Flare on Mine Turtle. (300) So...congrats! You managed to revive Eevee safely.
For your next magnificent opus of a cake, you use Fire!...That is to say, you surround the cake in a ring of fire after you put the second upside-down part on it, but before you steal *another* yellow book from Clauren. He's apparently caught on to your shenanigans, because this yellow book's labeled 'Baking Cakes for dummies'. So now you have on your hands a Burning Volcano Bakecake: The Tidening. How this differs from the cake you made with Fire Storm earlier is purely up to speculation, though most scholars will agree it was just overall made with more fire.
SO WHEN DOES WALUIGI GET TO EAT THE FOOD?
Nemesis sighs, annoyed. "At this rate just looking at this food will be enough to cause food poisoning. I'm not saying I'd get it, but..."
"These cakes are ****ing raw...how can a cake even be raw? Clearly this kid knows, and he's a disgrace!"
"I'm heavily considering bailing right now. The other kid looks like he's probably gonna win, anyways."
WALUIGI ALWAYS SAYS, FOOD IS FOOD. HE WILL BE STAYING UNTIL THE KITCHEN CLOSES.
The judges continue talking amongst themselves, but it can't be argued that Clauren knows what he's doing in the kitchen...or maybe he's experimenting just as wildly as C is, considering he's now wrapping all that cookie dough around globs of peanut butter. Okay, maybe not AS wildly...but still. Also, the rampaging cake decides now to shoot a ball of fire at that Sylveon. It...doesn't do much. (1)
You suddenly remember that you have to have a Pokemon out on the field, but you get the feeling Eevee will be...well, obliterated. Since there's tons of fire in the arena, you think, well, maybe a water type might help, so you send out Buttertwo!...Buttertwo proceeds to go into shock at the fact that he's been sent out against his old trainer, his collective conscious being...unable to process all this. You decide to use some leftover fire from the cake to boil him a nice cup of Milk Tea, which helps calm him down just a little...but he still can't find words to say, either because he absolutely doesn't want the first words to say to him in so long be 'You wanna go skateboards', or simply because he knows those will be the first words he utter against his own wishes.
"Hmm...why, if it isn't my old friend, Mewtwo. And Ceasar...and Skateboard Man! All bundled into a little gift of chaos. I remember Bill being very joyful at your union, and even more so when he came to be in your hands...I bet we could have had tons of fun together beyond that point, but there were some things Bill didn't want to control..."
"..."
"I can tell what you're thinking. That this combination has been pure torture for you...and that you've been protecting C, unconsciously hoping to meet me...and maybe be freed of your torture. Well, I'm here now, and Bill's completely out of the picture. What will you do now?...Return to me, and watch over the Chaos of other worlds? Or continue to guide C on a quest of indeterminate moral grounds?
"..."
"...So you'd rather stay with the boy. I understand. He's cared for you this whole journey, after all...except for one small detail. He could have un-fused you this whole time. All the suffering you've endured, being a cramped group of two close friends and a terribly inhibiting flat character. He's known for some time, and might only do something about it because I mentioned it just now. You knew this, too...but you were hoping he'd do it of his own will, weren't you? I'll let you think about that for a bit.
...Buttertwo seems a little conflicted.
C's Pokemon:
Mine Turtle (0/100)
Buttertwo (150/150
Ryochu (100/100)
Rumia (80/80)
Eevee (20/20)
Bec Noir (999/999)
Cake:
Cake: (???/???)
Clauren's Pokemon:
Celesteela (310/350)
Sylveon (189/250) +
???
???
???
???
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 23, 2018 17:23:16 GMT -5
Oh... we could've unfused Buttertwo at any time? I thought it'd require a plot objective to be met a la "find the original thing that fused him" type thing. Guess this counts well enough. Let's unfuse Buttertwo, and if there's some Law of Equivalent Silliness at play here, fuse Clauren to Sylveon and also to the kitchen counter.
Apologize to Buttertwo for not realizing that unfusing him was a thing you could've done sooner.
That being said, Eevee should magical girl transform, and C should try to make profiteroles au chocolat. Aka cream puffs with ice cream as the cream and chocolate sauce drizzled over them. Even if they don't turn out good in terms of aesthetics, they're not that hard to make.
EDIT: Let's try not to make this the Battle of Merrigod Plateau. Just saying.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 24, 2018 15:04:16 GMT -5
terse grunt of approval
why was he even called Buttertwo in the first place. Like I get the two part but what does this have to do with BUTTEr???
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Post by Koopario on Aug 25, 2018 12:22:00 GMT -5
Oh... we could've unfused Buttertwo at any time? I thought it'd require a plot objective to be met a la "find the original thing that fused him" type thing. Guess this counts well enough. Let's unfuse Buttertwo, and if there's some Law of Equivalent Silliness at play here, fuse Clauren to Sylveon and also to the kitchen counter. Apologize to Buttertwo for not realizing that unfusing him was a thing you could've done sooner.This. All of this. |
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Aug 27, 2018 1:22:57 GMT -5
You look down at Buttertwo, who's turned to face you now. The thought to unfuse Buttertwo was always in your mind, but you figured there was probably more to it than that. A three-way fusion, not by your own hands? Would they even work? There had to be more to it than that. But regardless, you pull out your two DNA Splicers...and suddenly remember something important.
You had to have unfused Malachite somehow.
You press them up against the head of this twisted fusion, which then lets out a bright light. Clauren applauds this display. "Bravo, bravo! You've solved your friend's little problem there. A problem I can tell you've solved once before already...you've used those in unconventional ways that shouldn't have worked before, yes? It's true...that fusion couldn't be undone by them alone. But all along, you and I have been the only ones with the power to reverse such a fate. Don't think for a second there's something that you can't do with your abilities..."
As you see the three figures on the floor sprawled out, you give them something you feel to be well-deserved: a collective apology.
Mewtwo: "...I never thought...for a second...you were keeping us fused on purpose. I...had hopes...but I knew everything else going on...was more important. I...forgive you..."
*But before we do anything else, which two do we send to the PC?*
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Post by Koopario on Aug 27, 2018 3:04:19 GMT -5
I shouldn't be awake for this, but honestly I think it's only fair that we don't send them to the PC, and instead ask Clauren to pick out two more party members from his old team to match.
My tired brain says to keep the cow no matter what if we honestly gotta box someone though
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Post by Asphoxia on Sept 21, 2018 21:26:33 GMT -5
Why do we have to send them to the PC? This is a dream, and they've been forced to submit to the whims of others for too long, in that fused form and likely before. It is time for them to decide their own fate. What will they do? It is not for me to decide.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Sept 23, 2018 13:28:58 GMT -5
Send yourself into the PC, then come back with the army you've accrued and have them all punch Clauren in the face.
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
