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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 17:43:32 GMT -5
...Revenge against Isoland for what exactly? Showing up to provide ultimately useless assistance to the kingdom we just heisted?
Might as well see what sword guy is all about before we figure out what to do with him. I hear P.O.W.s make great laundrymen.
While we're at it maybe we can find out why we're stealing princesses for some reason. Acetylene Torchmen have trouble understanding the motives of actions that do not result from or eventually in something being on fire. As a consequence what reason there would be to gather up all the princesses of the realm, if not later warm the night with either an awesome candle lit kidnapping themed banquet party or to have a bonfire using the princesses as kindling is lost to him.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 5, 2016 10:00:40 GMT -5
This is reminding me a lot of Nefarious.
Find out if Sword Weilder has a tragic backstory.
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 13, 2016 1:48:38 GMT -5
Wait, this idea has been done before? Oh... Anyways, Acetylene Torchman wants some answers and he wants answers now. First off, why are we getting revenge on Isoland? "We sorta framed them for destroying the castle. Us getting revenge is just our way of playing along with the media who believes this crap." Second, why do we even need all these princess nerds? "We need them for...uhh...wielding the magic...hmm...torch for burning bad things?" Finally, give us a tragic backstory for Sword Wielder. "All my life, I've wanted to be a farmer, just like my father. As a child on the open Isoland fields, I'd help plant crops and reap the rewards. My family made a good sum of money and lived a simple life. One day, however, I woke up on a train to the city. Looking back, I saw flames where my family's farm used to be. My parents told me the farm was burned down due to "technological advancements," which translates to forced surgery that makes starvation impossible. No hunger, no job. No job, no life. My parents had to take office jobs that had long hours and little pay, leaving me poor and alone most of the time. In order to support my family, I took up a sword as it paid a bunch. I've been doing the same mindless fighting for 30 years now to make ends meet, well until you guys destroyed that castle. Yea, my story isn't that bad, but it's enough for me to join you guys willingly I guess." Wow, that guy is pretty boring. Now let's take a look at that po...OH COME ON IT'S A FOUR WAY TIE! Lenrap, be a dear and get some divine intervention...WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL A TIE?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SENDING YOU GUYS IN TO HAVE FUN UNTIL WE SORT THIS OUT! GOOD NIGHT! (Guys help he is a smol prince but he yells a lot and it's scaring me. If we don't get this sorted out he might shatter the 4th wall click on this link I'm not gonna make it fancy this time because I took a long time writing this and I wanna go to bed here it is www.strawpoll.me/10641762 in fact give it to your friends they like voting right k byeeeee) |
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