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Post by Lenrap on Jun 7, 2016 3:04:28 GMT -5
You wake up on top of the roof of a castle. Before you can even take a breath, a light emerges from a device that landed with you. Upon it appears a masked and huge figure that monologues the following to you: "Hello, loyal subjects. Today, you will capture the princess that lives in this castle. We already went through the floor plans and strategy earlier, but I have left this complex and digital map hand drawn by your lord himself if you need to look at it again. Guys, I worked really hard on this in secret, so please don't screw this up okay? If dad sees my impressive work I'll get a promotion and he'll respect me! I mean who else would think of controlling my hand-made puppets with people from other dimensions? Man, I'm so cool and great. Also I just realized that none of you have met each other your whole life. You should introduce yourself to each other and describe your powers so you can capture the princess with immense skill and coolness. Along with that, do you have any questions before the mission?" Despite what he said, you have no memory of anything except this monologue. You should probably introduce yourself to everybody, read over the map and ask questions to get a better idea of your mission. :watdo |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 5:49:44 GMT -5
Ask why we're on the roof instead of being on ground floor where we could cut a hole in the wall or something and grab the princess that way.
In any case you are acetylne torchman with the amazing ability to do whatever an acetylne torch can.
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Post by xano2323 on Jun 7, 2016 9:50:19 GMT -5
You are a overdramatic fighter/mage with spiky hair and a big gunblade.
NOW ONWARDS, COMRADES! FOR GREAT VICTORY!
Now, according to this MS Paint drawing which vaguely resembles a map, the chimney seems to be the entry point, and underneath the sother floors, is what appears to be the main hall, with a bunch of guards and the princess.
We probably won't be able to take on the guards head on, which means...we need a distraction. After we distract the guards (I'll leave the method up to you), we can probably break through the sother floors, lower ourselves into the hall, Mission Impossible-style, grab the princess, and leave back up through the chimney by methods I haven't thought of yet.
I know I'm taking this way too seriously, shut up.
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 7, 2016 11:24:53 GMT -5
I'm a Planetbox. I planetal energy and sickle.
We need to get rid of those dumb guards. To do so, drop heavy objects like bricks, bowling balls, and cartoon anvils on them from the castle roof.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 8, 2016 20:11:14 GMT -5
Not an update, but sother floors is 5 other floors. You'll have to excuse our lord's complex and experimental mspaint handwriting
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 20:39:06 GMT -5
That's 45 more floors than I thought.
I still recommend using acetylene torchman to cut a hole in the wall closest to the princess.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 8, 2016 21:49:53 GMT -5
I'm Notshalite. A friend of mine, Cloacky, signed me up for this and is constantly talking to me telepathically... yes you did! You said it would be a "good experience" for me! ... No, you stop! People are looking at me weird now...
Okay let's see... usually I'm a Chikorita. But I can shapeshift a bit and like to change into a Dewott for combat and fight like that, otherwise I lean towards putting up bubble-like shields of metal and tossing frozen Razor Leaves. I'd say I'm pretty cool.
... yes I am! You're just disagreeing because you've known me before and you're biased!
I say we jump in through the entry and beat up anyone in our way before they can react.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 9, 2016 11:48:03 GMT -5
I am a rather dapper old man trained in both ettiquite and walking cane combat. I have over 500 confirmed dinner parties, as well as access to the entire library of Georgio Armani. I can educate you in 300 languages, and that's just with the books in my parlor. I will capture the princess with precision the likes of which has never jolly well been seen on this earth, and then treat her to a nice cup of tea after.
Anyways, I say we just jump down that chimney and show those chaps inside some good old-fashioned hospitality. And by good old-fashioned hospitality, I mean a good old-fashioned fistfight.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 9, 2016 11:50:07 GMT -5
I am a rather dapper old man trained in both ettiquite and walking cane combat. I have over 500 confirmed dinner parties, as well as access to the entire library of Georgio Armani. I can educate you in 300 languages, and that's just with the books in my parlor. I will capture the princess with precision the likes of which has never jolly well been seen on this earth, and then treat her to a nice cup of tea after.
Anyways, I say we just jump down that chimney and show those chaps inside some good old-fashioned hospitality. And by good old-fashioned hospitality, I mean a good old-fashioned fistfight.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 13, 2016 10:26:23 GMT -5
Acetylne Torchman questions the lord on why everyone isn't on ground floor for an easy capture. The lord replies, "Listen Acetylne Torchman, I know you want to go use your torch willy nilly, but I can't just teleport you where civilians could find you. We need to take advantage of our sneaking training." Acetylne Torchman looks over the back wall where the princess is and finds no such civilians at all. The lord puts on a grumpy face in response to this. After jumping off the roof of a whole castle undetected, Acetylne Torchman torches the wall and reveals some curtains waiting on the other side. There are two guards on both sides of the curtain that somehow didn't notice Acetylne Torchman. From the building, you hear singing and cheering.
The Legendary Xano gives some pretty good ideas on how to get the princess with the limited mspaint map he has. Xano executes this plan by looking down the chimney and seeing pillows at the bottom. Jumping down, Xano finds himself in a hallway filled with paintings of various kings and queens, on one end a window and another a staircase. A roomba with a gun is vaccuming the hallway, but it seems to not notice you as roombas don't have eyes or ears.
Planetbox decides to play a little prank on some guards standing outside by dropping stuff on them. With his planetal powers, planetbox places a pie next to the guards without moving. The guards instantly go to eat the pie, but little do they know that a piano is about to smash them. The guards are perfectly capable of getting up after the impact, but that's the last straw for them. Everyday some prankster with a piano ruins their day but this is the last straw. They both quit their guard jobs. All of the civilians that witnessed this don't care because that means they can all get in!
Notshalite joins Xano in jumping into chimneys blindly, also repeating his looking abilities. Instead of waiting next post, however, Notshalite uses a frozen razor leaf to take out the roomba. Seeing the opportunity to be a cool anime hero, Xano sends out an electric bolt to hit the frozen razor leaf, making it an ice electric grass attack that suprise attacks from behind, dealing way too much damage to the roomba than needed, ending it's vaccuming life. Suddenly, a painting falls to the floor revealing a small hole in the wall. Another roomba pops out of it. As it vaccums along, the roomba finds it's dead friend and stops for a moment. In the flash of an eye, the two roomba fuse together to become a giant mech-like creature with two arm cannons known as a doomba. It's first act of business is blocking the window and door with an electric web, preventing escape. The doomba begins to charge towards the fireplace.
Dimitri, the copypasta robot, jumps down the chimney and punches the doomba in the face. The doomba's infared sensor slightly cracks, allowing for the doomba to have a 25% chance to miss attacks. This punch, however, doesn't stop the doomba from shooting both of it's cannons at Dimitri without missing. Dimitri loses a third of his health and is knocked back almost to the electric web.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2016 12:59:34 GMT -5
acetylene torchman uses his acetylene torchhands to burn some relaxing and soporific incense candles into the guarded room. Once the security has passed out to the sweet smelling smoke, Sneak in.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 13, 2016 14:39:54 GMT -5
acetylene torchman uses his acetylene torchhands to burn some relaxing and soporific incense candles into the guarded room. Once the security has passed out to the sweet smelling smoke, Sneak in.
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Meh, fine.Okay scratch that. INSTEAD I should put up a Metal Bubble shield around the Doomba to block its attacks so acetylene torchman can incense in peace and NOT kill the security EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER.... yes it would.
YES it would.
No, I won't listen! YES it WOULD!
... hey, hey, I won't actually do it. I'm just saying--okay, okay, I get it. Geez.
And so Notshalite proceeds with acetylene torchman, assuming the plan worked, suppressing his urge to kill all of the security for insignificant personal reasons.
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 13, 2016 14:47:32 GMT -5
I'll jump down the chimney, turn around, and then blast the robot with several planetal energy attacks.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 19, 2016 19:08:07 GMT -5
Acetylene Torchman pulls out a scented candle and lights it in order to knock out all of the guards with mystical candle powers. Acetylene Torchman succeeds, and sneaks into the guarded room undetected. What he finds is a giant curtain which the guards were protecting. Behind it, Acetylene Torchman finds the princess knocked out with a mic in her hand. In front of the princess is countless knocked out civilians from the incident. It seems that the princess was performing for the citizens until Acetylene Torchman used his candle powers to knock out everyone with a surprisingly effective candle. Acetylene Torchman's plan isn't perfect, however, as he hears a vehicle driving towards the castle arriving next turn.
Notshalite comes up with the perfect plan to use Acetylene Torchman's scented candles to knock out the Doomba. To stall for time before the smells arrive, Notshalite puts a Metal Bubble shield around the Doomba, making any attack that hits the shield useless until next turn. Planetbox didn't get the memo. After wasting a bunch of planetal energy attacks against the shield, the smell from Acetylene Torchman's long range candle arrives. However, roombas don't have noses, so it does nothing. Basically no progress on the Doomba was made all turn.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2016 20:03:28 GMT -5
Uuuhhhh Crap the popo... Hmm.
Okay grab the princess first of all, it'd be dumb not to. Then, I think dumping a roll of candles with their wicks tied together like dynamite where the princess was hanging out will be just the trap for the unsuslecting guards to discover.
Now then after we get the princess outside all we have to dobis wait to get warped out and hope that scaling UP the fifteen something floor tower back to the roof wasn't part of the bossman's master scheme. That'd be dumb and inconvenient. And dumb.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 20, 2016 0:00:28 GMT -5
It's actually 5 floors. But yea that'd be a big pain and would be something our lord totally thought of...
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 20, 2016 8:50:47 GMT -5
Thanks Notshalite.
Try my previous action again.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 20, 2016 20:43:39 GMT -5
Oh, well you're very welcome!
... what was that?
... oh.
Uhh... my bad. I'll just, um, wait until the bubble bursts and then follow up Planetbox with a Frozen Razor Shell--Razor Ice--attack in Dewott form.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 24, 2016 10:14:58 GMT -5
Hmm... Myself, I think it's time to change tactics towards this Doomba.
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the iUSA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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Post by Lenrap on Jun 26, 2016 17:45:55 GMT -5
Acetylene Torchman, after grabbing the princess, sets up a candle bomb for his visitors near the door waiting to be set off by the popo. Upon hearing the bomb go off, Acetylene Torchman thinks he's in the clear...until he sees a figure wearing a gas mask. Remember kids, always be prepared before entering castles leaking with smoke. Acetylene Torchman then recieves a phone call from our Lord. "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEAD! THESE AREN'T POLICE GUYS, THEY'RE FROM ISOLAND! THEY HAVE THE PLACE COVERED WITH ANTI-PLOT, A DEVICE THAT IS DUMB, INCONVENIENT, AND DUMB! YOU GOTTA KILL THEIR ANTI-PLOT DEVICE BEFORE I CAN GET YOU OUT, SO HURRY AND FIND IT!!! Three unarmed masked figures approach Acetylene Torchman, saying "Give us the princess or else!"
Planetobx and Notshalite, after small passive agressiveness, both attack the Doomba with planetal energy attacks and a razor ice to the face face. This does a bunch of damage to the Doomba, who was trying to clean the bubble before it broke. Angered by this, the Doomba charges forward, attacking with it's fearsome cannons. However, Dimitri accidentally spills a copypasta all over the floor, making the Doomba fall onto the party. This kills the Doomba, but it also does 66% damage to everyone, leaving Dimitri at 1% hp. I mean you're all critically injured (and basically dead if you're dimitri), but you did it! The Doomba then harmlessly explodes the five floors under you, dropping the party, the copypasta, and some metal left from the doomba onto the ground floor. The three unarmed masked figures see this and summon magical weapons (sword, gun, and staff). TIME FOR EPIC BATTU PART TOOU
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 8:45:27 GMT -5
Wow boss, you sure didn't plan this heist at all did you? Hold the princess ransom at candlepoint, If anybody much as breathes aggravatingly the princess will be so mellowed out she'll never take anything seriously ever again. Doesn't she have that big speech this week to unite the warring puppy orphanages? It'd sure be a shame if she just... Blew it off for being too much effort.
Acetelyne Torchman sets a list of patently ludicrous demands for the security guards to listen to protect the princess's work ethic. 1)2000 units of the kingdoms' currency delivered in vintage coins of the lowest value, any coin dated in the last 15 years is no good. ADDITIONALLY, Acetelyne Torchman requires a sampler plate of the kingdom's rarest truffles and delicacies in an tastefully pleasing arrangement. FURTHERMORE, He requires an anti-Anti-Plot device in order to counteract the Anti-Plot device for reasons.
Once the guards acquiesce, or refuse, blast them with acetelyne explosive shockwaves strong enough to knock their masks off and run the princess upstairs like the dickens.
Since gas travels upwards the guards will have trouble avoiding the sweet smelling yet diabolical aroma of the wafting incense without their masks, so I should be able to get a decent lead ahead of them even if they put their mask back on.. as long as there aren't any guards or anything waiting above.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 27, 2016 10:34:35 GMT -5
Acetylne Torchman's plan seems pretty good. Especially the part where he extremely mellows the princess instead of just killing her. That is pure diabolical genius, one that I now have written down for later...
Okay. Assuming the plan works, I'm gonna cover him as he escapes with the princess by first covering my mouth as to not breath in the mellow fumes, and then putting up a Lead Bubble around myself and rolling over the guards.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 30, 2016 14:09:14 GMT -5
Well, this happened. Luckily, I always carry around a plate of my finest spaghetti. And, as a self-respecting chef, I always use a can of fresh sardines in every dish, because bofa is better for spaghetti than updog. And, I can show you a totally accurate graph that isn't entirely made in MS Paint that says that sardine spaghetti is the best healing item in the game, except I won't because obviously my word is better than yours and therefore you can trust me completely as I deploy my impenetrable cardboard fortress and eat some of that spaghetti cause my health is upsetti.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 1, 2016 10:30:33 GMT -5
Take out my sickle and beat up the guards.
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 1, 2016 16:46:46 GMT -5
Acetylene Torchman decides to hold the princess hostage with a candle. Before Torchman can even speak, our lord yells through the telecommunicator "NO, WE NEED THE PRINCESS TO BE 100% NORMAL!" This interruption makes the masked men remove any worry about the princess' harm and allows them to call Acetylene Torchman's bluff. Acetylene Torchman then attempts to use explosive shockwaves to knock off the masked men's mask, but the staff user puts a spherical barrier around Torchman, preventing the attack from having any effect. Protected from enemies and princess in hand, Acetylene Torchman monkey balls up the stairs. The gun wielder attempts to shoot Acetylene Torchman, but the buller reflects right into the gun wielder's shoulder, dealing 10%. Notshalite looks in awe at Acetylene Torchman and feels left out of the monkey ball action. Putting a lead bubble around himself, Notshalite rolls directly into the group of masked men. Sword Wielder sees this giant ball of destruction coming towards him and decides to swing his sword wildly at the ball like a bat. This manages to send Notshalite flying...right into a structural pillar. The whole castle proceeds to crumble down upon itself. Dimitri, completely unaware of any of this, decides to hide himself in order to heal up. However, the store Dimitri was at before the mission was out of normal sized cardboard boxes. Dimitri grabs his new "Giant Cardboard Box That Can Save People From Destroyed Buildings" and puts it on top of the party in order to hide himself (along with Sword Wielder because he was close to the party; excluding Acetylene Torchman because he's on the roof). Dimitri then crafts the "best healing item in the game", Sardine Spaghetti. The item requires a high meme stat to tolerate, which Dimitri happens to have maxed out. Full heal. Planetbox, seeing the opportunity from Sword Wielder's confusion, lands a clean sickle strike against the unaware Sword Wielder for a critical 70% strike. Sword Wielder's mask gets knocked off, revealing Sword Wielder's stupid Sword Wielder face. Sword Wielder, realizing that the rest of his bois just got crushed by gets on both knees, despawns his weapon and begs for mercy. Before any response can be made, our lord reports "The anti-plot is gone! I'm teleporting all of you out!" The party, as well as Sword Wielder and the princess, get teleported out. MISSION COMPLETE! Princess: Yep, full health Combat: 60% (A few bad moments but good overall) Stealth: 70% (Only caught by a miniboss and three soldiers, no evidence against you though) Health: 40% (That miniboss fall did a bunch) Star Moments: -Acetylene Torchman disabling all civilians non-lethal -Planetbox and Notshalite actually doing damage -Dimitri for consistant meme-age -Xano did something too I think OUR LORD'S POST-MISSION REPORT "Where do I even start? Despite this being one of the worst stealth missions I've ever witnessed, you somehow managed to stay undetected. The Doomba recorded a bunch of footage of you, but the whole "castle completely destroyed" thing left that footage lost in the rubble. Scented Candles have now been banned by the National Safety Federation due to their combined smell being a huge part of this incident's success. Dimitri's use of the cardboard box managed to save all of the knocked out civilians from "CRUSHING" defe-too soon? Anyways, now the material is being used in house constrution, meaning we won't have any castles falling on us ever again. Most importantly, Isoland got all of the blame for our actions here. Their country is getting a load of hate all across the globe for "kidnapping the princess", including from me. Believe it or not, I'm the prince of Peaceland. Despite our name, I sorta do secret operations that more often than not instigate wars. I'm good at princing, I know. Now, let's go capture more princesses. We can go to Peaceland (invading ourselves to capture my sister), Woodland (invading a tree to capture Squirrel Princess), Isoland (judging from the situation, we could just go to war with them and capture their princess for revenge or whatever), Musicland (the place we just invaided, but hey I'm up for senseless rampage), Memeland (NO), Steamland (A bunch of robots, we want to capture the Mechanic Princess), Circusland (The most guarded tent in the world to get Clown Princess), and Princessland (Everyone is a princess here, just grab all of them). You can decide using this high tech polling device. As always, you can ask me questions or chat up Sword Wielder over here. I can have him put to death if you guys are cool with that. :watdo |
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