Guys, There's something I need to tell you all...

There's danger out on the nation's road
Their paved with snakes and flattened toads
Truckers drive in rigs so big
They can flatten a cow or a horse or a manatee
And those who survive were a lucky few
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you.......
Of Sailcat

Sailcat?

Sailcat!

He was hunting for mouse to feed his face
When strange radiation from outer space
Turned him into a super invincible cat
But a truck ran him down with a hideous SPLAT!
He couldn't be killed but he still could be squished
And he laid in the passing lane shaking his fist
Then some kids helped him fly with the flick of the wrist
And that was the birth.........
Of Sailcat

Sailcat

Sailcat

He rolled after that truck like a bus unleashed
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck half took the high road, the other below
And the message went out on CB Radio
"Breaker breaker look out watch your back be afraid
there's a Frisbee-like cat whose a mighty sharp blade"
So a feared and revered reputation was made........
Of Sailcat

Sailcat

Sailcat

He'd be known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet
When a family of tapeworms was crossing the street
And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
He has even stopped by to help open some cans
And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day
He really really knows just the right thing to say
But he'll ask for a toss and be on his way........
He's Sailcat

Sailcat

Sailcat