A Series of Unfortunate Events

That's nothing compared to this one time I was playing smashbros with my family. I cracked a joke somewhere along the line that prompted my uncle to spit take his soda in my direction. It's one thing to have soda splashed in a localized area, it's another to have soda and spit assumably sprayed across you like you accidentally stood too close to Shamu's big finale.

I still cring at that memory because that lovable jerk didn't just pop like a balloon, he paused the game, took his controller away that I was using so IT didn't get wet beforehand. Completely deliberate and intentional, what a guy.

That's pretty funny to imagine.

if you get embarrassed
you roll with it
i promise that your experience can make people like you more

What they say is true: HAVE NO SHAME! Life's more fun that way!
I have a slightly embarrassing (well, more like frustrating at the time) story from earlier this year to share regarding a Biology report...

So, I stayed up all night for two nights straight writing this report on Gila Monsters and their water consumption for my Biology class. It was an eight page report, but for some reason, it was taking forever. At about 2 AM the second night I finally finished it. Seems pretty normal, right?
Well, I'd forgotten one crucial thing about the format I was using- IT HAD TO BE DOUBLE SPACED! (Double spacing, in case you don't know, basically puts a blank line between every line of text, thus making it much easier to write 8 pages...)
I'd written 8 single-spaced pages about Gila Monsters drinking water.
When I finally double spaced the paper, the page count was... a bit more than eight.
It totaled in at around 20 pages.
So, I walked up to my Biology teacher the next day to turn in my report, looked him in the eye, and said "Mr. Anderson, my report is twenty pages long."
His "WHAT?!" was heard through the entire class.
Now, whenever we write a paper for any class, someone from Biology will yell from the back "Hey Georgia! Don't write a novel this time!" and I've gained the reputation of the person who has no idea how to double space.
People have yet to forget about it.