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Post by Lenrap on Feb 18, 2016 20:20:42 GMT -5
You (and by you I mean everyone can be whatever because I do that) wake up on a bridge in the middle of some forest without much idea of how you got here. There are two types of trees divided by a river, one is on fire but not burning or even fire, the other is water but not flowing or even water. Dividing the two forests is a purple, poisonous river with koi swimming in, unaffected. The bridge you are on looks old, but durable. Also some armored fire knight is getting shot at by the advanced laser equipped water wolf near the water forest. Luckily, the fire knight is good at using his shield, so he's good. :watdo
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 23:04:21 GMT -5
Consume the koi to develop your resistance to the toxins, then drink the poison river and spray it over the fire tree.
This is not vouching in favor of water tree mind you.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Feb 18, 2016 23:32:10 GMT -5
^that^
Also sling an E-Litre 3K Scope over your shoulder and snipe the laser wolf into next week with a side of salt.
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Post by xano2323 on Feb 19, 2016 8:20:15 GMT -5
^that^ Also sling an E-Litre 3K Scope over your shoulder and snipe the laser wolf into next week with a side of salt. Seconded. |
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Post by Dimitri on Feb 19, 2016 9:55:55 GMT -5
I don't even what this is
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Eat a sandvich
Or something
Maybe fried chicken
Because you're beautiful
I don't know
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Post by Lenrap on Feb 19, 2016 15:16:48 GMT -5
A vast majority of the random bridge crew (that's what I'm calling you guys nao) grabs a bunch of koi and consumes them. The fish massacre resultes in everybody, even people who ate chicken instead like Dimitri, gaining poison immunity because science is cool and not for fools. Everyone that ate koi then decides to completely drain the poison water from the river via drinking a lot of it and spraying it over the fire forest. Everything in that direction disintegrates upon contact, destroying the whole fire forest. Beyond the forest that used to exist is a huge castle with dragons on top of it partying. The fire knight notices the destruction of his home forest, and becomes distracted as the laser wolf shoots fire knight's shield out of his hand. Without any hesitation, the tag team duo of Oshalite and Xano noscope the laser wolf into the near future with E-litre 3K Scopes while looking really cool. The water wolf turned out to be made out of saltwater, as he blows up into salt. Like an infection, salt spreads to every water tree in the forest. The Fire Knight, mad at the destruction of his forest yet glad that you saved him, picks up his shield and says "You saved my life, but I'm afraid I can't allow you to get away with the mass destruction you have created. For now, I will spare you and instead banish you from the fire kingdom. If I ever see you set foot in the kingdom, you're dead."
Nice Job!
You drained a river completely, killing everything inside of it!
You destroyed a forest, revealing a fire castle!
You killed a laser wolf made of water, saving Fire Knight!
You infected the whole water forest with salt!
You got banished from a whole kingdom!
:wat why did I write this in present tense
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 15:57:50 GMT -5
We must merge the rift between fire kingdom and and the newly born salt kingdom. Begin work on the underground unification trench.
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 19, 2016 22:25:33 GMT -5
Hide under the sea.
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Post by Lenrap on Feb 24, 2016 1:20:13 GMT -5
Instead of fighting the guy or running away, you instead just get off the bridge and instead dig a hole in the salt kingdom (except for planetbox, who just jumped into the river that was drained and fell into the hole somehow). Inside the hole, you end up digging until you end up at the door of the fire castle described above. :watlazypostafterforgettingaboutthis
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Feb 25, 2016 3:03:23 GMT -5
Say you'll huff and puff and blow the door down. Then don't. Just...see if they go along with your bluff.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2016 7:10:49 GMT -5
Huff puff ditch yessss.
Be sure that you relay whatever message you receive over to the neighboring kingdom and visa versa; The first step is opening a line of civil discourse in our efforts to spread peace.
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 25, 2016 16:01:51 GMT -5
Jump over the wall.
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Post by Lenrap on Feb 26, 2016 14:55:51 GMT -5
While standing in front of the castle, you notice a bunch of Tepig (what is a plural) posted right above the door. Sable and Spindow exclaim "I'LL HUFF, AND I'LL PUFF, AND I'LL BLOW YOUR DOOR DOWN!" Immediatly after saying that, a Tepig that is very offended by their rude remark against his kind uses ember. It missed, but it seems the Tepig was using that as a warning shot instead of a direct attack against faces.
Planetbox thinks that jumping over the wall might be a good idea, but one of the Tepig reads his mind and adds burn marks to his face for even thinking about that.
Defeated, everyone heads back into the tunnel and forges a path towards the (salt) water castle. Upon arrival, an Oshawott stationed at the other castle door says "Dude, are you ok? The burn mark on your face can only be from terrible fire kingdom troops...did they attack you guys? I can get all of you into the castle to heal...Planetbox? Also, if you have any info on the mysterious criminal who did all of this, that'd be appreciated."
:dowat
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 15:03:13 GMT -5
Blame it on the mind reading Grumpig disguised as tepigs. Then suggest that they send over a large party to discuss their differences in the way all great kingdoms have before.
Surely a war of words will resolve this matter.
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 29, 2016 16:55:08 GMT -5
Beat up the Tepigs.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 18:23:50 GMT -5
Eat the tepigs
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 30, 2016 9:44:59 GMT -5
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
