Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 24, 2015 19:46:37 GMT -5
Our friend the antarctic midge is a truly fascinating insect. Living in the extreme cold of the southernmost continent, these bugs have been toughened by hardships and toil. They fight for life, committing petty crimes and engaging in gang violence. Besides the drug trade and prostitution, one of the largest industries that this marvelous society supports is a genre of music, vividly describing the "thug life" by use of plentiful profanities and ill morals. This music is greedily devoured by adolescent middle class males in other societies, specifically carpenter ants, presumably to fantasize about the world of the midge.
But enough about antarctic midges. Instead, let me introduce you to myself. I am Bartholomew North, Professional Adventurer, Experimenting Author, Avid Polo Player and Connoisseur of Classic Belarusian Folk Art, Not To Mention Poached Eggs. I am currently on a polar expedition, and am currently ensconced within my portable abode.
But enough about antarctic midges. Instead, let me introduce you to myself. I am Bartholomew North, Professional Adventurer, Experimenting Author, Avid Polo Player and Connoisseur of Classic Belarusian Folk Art, Not To Mention Poached Eggs. I am currently on a polar expedition, and am currently ensconced within my portable abode.
