Post by AudioYapper on Feb 9, 2017 16:23:28 GMT -5
Look at that person over there running and screaming as if he were panicking. "AAAAUUUAHGGGGHHHH" he said. If I were you, I would go over to that guy and punch him in the f%&king face, but I asked him, "why are you screaming you mister maniac", and he said, "NO REASON I JUST LIKE DOING THIS". So I looked around to find something to shut him up, and I found very strong duct tape, I took it and shut his f$%king dumb@$$ mouth. That'll get you to shut up you freaking idiot. He attempted to punch me in the face, so I find a couple of ropes and tied his arms and legs and threw him in a dumpster, nobody knows about how this happened but it was soon haunting me that if people found out about this, I would be sent away to prison, so I tried not thinking about it, but failure "oh god someone's gonna find out I just know it" I said.
But the body was later discovered by the Scooby Doo Mystery Team. "Ok gang, lets split up to find clues about this person" Fred said, "Zoinks like I wouldn't want to be tortured like that, Scoob" Shaggy said. "RURURURURUR" Scooby said, they take off the duct tape from the screaming person. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" the screaming person said. "Do you know what happened" Fred asked, the screaming person explains, "I DON'T KNOW I FORGOT LOLOLOLOL". The mystery butts never found out and the culprit was left unknown.
Some Top Men came to take the screaming guy, *Looker's theme plays*, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEE!?!?!?" he shouts, "Since those mystery idiots didn't find out who did this to you, its up to us to find out, the man said. They take him to their headquarters to analyze him in images. "AAAAUUUUAAAAGGGGGHHHHAAAAUUAUUAUAUUGGHGHAAUUGGH!" he screams as he's being analyzed. They find that i'm the one that did it. "Bingo, you're going down ya scrubbb", later my house, i'm watching sherlock, and then all of a sudden, BOOOOOOOOM goes my door. "Oh crap" I said, "YOU'RE GOING DOWN How dare you hurt that screaming guy" they asked angrily. "That screaming guy wouldn't shut up, he was louder than a victreebel." I said, " He has that as a medical condition" they said to me. "OMG He has a medical condition? I thought he was screaming to be annoying, I was unaware" I said. (Jeez how does he not know about that) they thought. "Yeah but you're still coming with us for hurting someone that hard" they said, "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" I shout while escaping.
*Mario 2 boss theme plays* "Don't let him get away" they shout while chasing me. I get to an alleyway and I come by a tall fence, I use my sweet acrobatic skills to get across the fence. "Ha can't get me now you f$%king @$$holes" I said to them, "Lets find another way!" They said. I go to a clothes shop to find some clothes to disguise myself, "Man am I hungry" I said as I went to get food while in my disguise, meanwhile, "Hello citizen, have you seen this man around" the men ask, "No not really" he says. "Hmm, we gotta get more information if we're gonna be able to catch him. Lets look around for more clues" the man says. Meanwhile, "Man I'm tired" I said "but I can't go back, those spys might get me. Maybe I can go to the hotel" I said as I went to find a hotel, "I better wake up early and keep going so I don't get caught." I said as I went to sleep.
The next day, I woke up thankful that I didn't get caught while I was sleeping. "Welp, gotta go get some breakfast" so I went to go get some pancakes. "Alright it's time to hit the road" I said as I left the building. Meanwhile… "AAAUGH?! AUUIUIGG!?!? AACHOOOO. WHAT DO I DO IM SUCH A BOREDO" screaming guy said. And… "tbh, why are we even going after someone who hasn't even killed someone?" Spy #2 said (there are 3 spys working). "Idk really, I think we should stop" Spy #1 said. But Spy #3 didn't want to do that, "NO We must teach that guy a lesson" he said. "Whatever, we're going back home" "Yeah, this is getting kind of boring actually" Spy #1 and #2 said. "I knew you buttheads weren't good for this job, it seems I have to do everything myself, go home, do whatever you won't get paid!" Spy #3 said "I'm coming for you".
Meanwhile... "Ugh, this is getting dumb. Those spys are still coming after me for little reasons, ok I understand that if you kill someone, you'll get serious punishment, but I didn't kill anyone, I just beat him up because I thought scream guy was acting like that to sound annoying, but beating up someone does not count as murder." I said. Later... "AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH I'VE HAD IT BEING STUCK HERE, I'M ESCAPING AND GETTING MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME!!" Screaming Guy said, he broke the window and escaped the secret base. He texted in a community where other people are like him... "Alright I should be able to find him here" Spy #3 said. All of a sudden, the screaming guy appeared, "AUGOBOLIOOOOO I GAT BUUDIES AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR WHAT YA DID TO MEE" Screaming guy said, and then a whole bunch of screaming guys appeared "OH GOD" Spy #3 said. "AUUAUAUSUSUFIGJDJGNGDNJANEBFXJSNFBSJBFJSJDNSSBHSBFBFJFHAVDUCUDBFHDUDHSHDUFHDHSHSVD!!?!???!??" The screaming guys said "MAH EARS THIS IS EARRAPE" Spy#3 said. The screaming guys were screaming in his ear at an earpiercing volume, louder than an exploud. "AAAAAHHHHHH STOOOOP DAMMIT MY EARS AHHH I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE" Spy#3 as he ran back to the base. "NOW WE GO FO U SCCCRUB" Screaming guy said.
Meanwhile… "Oh jeez I've gotten pretty far away, I bet they gave up. "AAAEEHHAAHHHEHFHHSHAHAHWHSHEHAHAHEHAH" The screaming guys said while running down the street. The citizens have a confused look on their face like "What the heck is wrong with those guys" Random guy #1 said. "LOL I got that on camera this will go viral!" Random guy #2 said. "Hmm what's that noise I'm hearing?" I asked myself. *Fuzzys stole my shell from Paper Mario plays* "THERE HE IS GGEEEEET HIM!" The screaming guys charged toward me. "Oh S#&t what the F*$k!" I said as I began to ran. "AHGFUUGG" "THET SCRUB BE GOIN DOWN" "SMOKE DE MEMMES DOOOD" they said. "I guess the spys did give up after all, but getting chased by an army of screaming people is even worse, wait what how did he even get an army that easily anyways?" I wondered. I got cornered by the screamers and I thought I was done for. "WE FINALLY GOT YA YOU FRIKIN BUTTFACCE" "END OF THE ROAD PIPSQUEAK" "AAUUGASUFUSUV SOMEBODY HELP" they said. But I realized, I'm still an acrobatic dude, I jump flipped onto their heads and jumped my way out of the corner. "HA! Bet you didn't think of that!" I said to them. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH" they said in an outrage but then all of a sudden the police came.
"Oh police thank god, these screaming guys won't stop bothering me" I told them. "Yeah I heard all of the screaming so there must be something going on" the police said. "Alright your coming with me you loudos your causing a lot of trouble in this city with your noise" police said as he was taking the screaming people away. "NOOOOOOOOO YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH DIS" the screaming guy said. "Oh god my ears, I'm really putting you away now, not in jail though" police said as he put the screaming people into the police van. "Oh thank you police, I agree, they were causing a problem" I told him. "Just doin my job" says the officer as he got into the van and drove off with the screaming people. "Finally, they're gone, now I can go home and relax" I said as I went home. "Ah home swee- HUH?! OMG THEY WRECKED MY HOUSE THOSE BASTARDS!" I said noticing my house got destroyed. I noticed the T.V. is still there not broken, neither is the couch. "Well then, it seems sherlock is still on, I'm going to watch it" I said but then it said, "We have now concluded the serlock marathon" from the T.V. and then I said "FUUUUUUUU-" THE END!
But the body was later discovered by the Scooby Doo Mystery Team. "Ok gang, lets split up to find clues about this person" Fred said, "Zoinks like I wouldn't want to be tortured like that, Scoob" Shaggy said. "RURURURURUR" Scooby said, they take off the duct tape from the screaming person. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" the screaming person said. "Do you know what happened" Fred asked, the screaming person explains, "I DON'T KNOW I FORGOT LOLOLOLOL". The mystery butts never found out and the culprit was left unknown.
Some Top Men came to take the screaming guy, *Looker's theme plays*, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEE!?!?!?" he shouts, "Since those mystery idiots didn't find out who did this to you, its up to us to find out, the man said. They take him to their headquarters to analyze him in images. "AAAAUUUUAAAAGGGGGHHHHAAAAUUAUUAUAUUGGHGHAAUUGGH!" he screams as he's being analyzed. They find that i'm the one that did it. "Bingo, you're going down ya scrubbb", later my house, i'm watching sherlock, and then all of a sudden, BOOOOOOOOM goes my door. "Oh crap" I said, "YOU'RE GOING DOWN How dare you hurt that screaming guy" they asked angrily. "That screaming guy wouldn't shut up, he was louder than a victreebel." I said, " He has that as a medical condition" they said to me. "OMG He has a medical condition? I thought he was screaming to be annoying, I was unaware" I said. (Jeez how does he not know about that) they thought. "Yeah but you're still coming with us for hurting someone that hard" they said, "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" I shout while escaping.
*Mario 2 boss theme plays* "Don't let him get away" they shout while chasing me. I get to an alleyway and I come by a tall fence, I use my sweet acrobatic skills to get across the fence. "Ha can't get me now you f$%king @$$holes" I said to them, "Lets find another way!" They said. I go to a clothes shop to find some clothes to disguise myself, "Man am I hungry" I said as I went to get food while in my disguise, meanwhile, "Hello citizen, have you seen this man around" the men ask, "No not really" he says. "Hmm, we gotta get more information if we're gonna be able to catch him. Lets look around for more clues" the man says. Meanwhile, "Man I'm tired" I said "but I can't go back, those spys might get me. Maybe I can go to the hotel" I said as I went to find a hotel, "I better wake up early and keep going so I don't get caught." I said as I went to sleep.
The next day, I woke up thankful that I didn't get caught while I was sleeping. "Welp, gotta go get some breakfast" so I went to go get some pancakes. "Alright it's time to hit the road" I said as I left the building. Meanwhile… "AAAUGH?! AUUIUIGG!?!? AACHOOOO. WHAT DO I DO IM SUCH A BOREDO" screaming guy said. And… "tbh, why are we even going after someone who hasn't even killed someone?" Spy #2 said (there are 3 spys working). "Idk really, I think we should stop" Spy #1 said. But Spy #3 didn't want to do that, "NO We must teach that guy a lesson" he said. "Whatever, we're going back home" "Yeah, this is getting kind of boring actually" Spy #1 and #2 said. "I knew you buttheads weren't good for this job, it seems I have to do everything myself, go home, do whatever you won't get paid!" Spy #3 said "I'm coming for you".
Meanwhile... "Ugh, this is getting dumb. Those spys are still coming after me for little reasons, ok I understand that if you kill someone, you'll get serious punishment, but I didn't kill anyone, I just beat him up because I thought scream guy was acting like that to sound annoying, but beating up someone does not count as murder." I said. Later... "AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH I'VE HAD IT BEING STUCK HERE, I'M ESCAPING AND GETTING MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME!!" Screaming Guy said, he broke the window and escaped the secret base. He texted in a community where other people are like him... "Alright I should be able to find him here" Spy #3 said. All of a sudden, the screaming guy appeared, "AUGOBOLIOOOOO I GAT BUUDIES AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR WHAT YA DID TO MEE" Screaming guy said, and then a whole bunch of screaming guys appeared "OH GOD" Spy #3 said. "AUUAUAUSUSUFIGJDJGNGDNJANEBFXJSNFBSJBFJSJDNSSBHSBFBFJFHAVDUCUDBFHDUDHSHDUFHDHSHSVD!!?!???!??" The screaming guys said "MAH EARS THIS IS EARRAPE" Spy#3 said. The screaming guys were screaming in his ear at an earpiercing volume, louder than an exploud. "AAAAAHHHHHH STOOOOP DAMMIT MY EARS AHHH I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE" Spy#3 as he ran back to the base. "NOW WE GO FO U SCCCRUB" Screaming guy said.
Meanwhile… "Oh jeez I've gotten pretty far away, I bet they gave up. "AAAEEHHAAHHHEHFHHSHAHAHWHSHEHAHAHEHAH" The screaming guys said while running down the street. The citizens have a confused look on their face like "What the heck is wrong with those guys" Random guy #1 said. "LOL I got that on camera this will go viral!" Random guy #2 said. "Hmm what's that noise I'm hearing?" I asked myself. *Fuzzys stole my shell from Paper Mario plays* "THERE HE IS GGEEEEET HIM!" The screaming guys charged toward me. "Oh S#&t what the F*$k!" I said as I began to ran. "AHGFUUGG" "THET SCRUB BE GOIN DOWN" "SMOKE DE MEMMES DOOOD" they said. "I guess the spys did give up after all, but getting chased by an army of screaming people is even worse, wait what how did he even get an army that easily anyways?" I wondered. I got cornered by the screamers and I thought I was done for. "WE FINALLY GOT YA YOU FRIKIN BUTTFACCE" "END OF THE ROAD PIPSQUEAK" "AAUUGASUFUSUV SOMEBODY HELP" they said. But I realized, I'm still an acrobatic dude, I jump flipped onto their heads and jumped my way out of the corner. "HA! Bet you didn't think of that!" I said to them. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH" they said in an outrage but then all of a sudden the police came.
"Oh police thank god, these screaming guys won't stop bothering me" I told them. "Yeah I heard all of the screaming so there must be something going on" the police said. "Alright your coming with me you loudos your causing a lot of trouble in this city with your noise" police said as he was taking the screaming people away. "NOOOOOOOOO YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH DIS" the screaming guy said. "Oh god my ears, I'm really putting you away now, not in jail though" police said as he put the screaming people into the police van. "Oh thank you police, I agree, they were causing a problem" I told him. "Just doin my job" says the officer as he got into the van and drove off with the screaming people. "Finally, they're gone, now I can go home and relax" I said as I went home. "Ah home swee- HUH?! OMG THEY WRECKED MY HOUSE THOSE BASTARDS!" I said noticing my house got destroyed. I noticed the T.V. is still there not broken, neither is the couch. "Well then, it seems sherlock is still on, I'm going to watch it" I said but then it said, "We have now concluded the serlock marathon" from the T.V. and then I said "FUUUUUUUU-" THE END!
