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Post by Planetbox on Oct 8, 2015 14:30:35 GMT -5
Granted. You get really bored.
I wish I could breathe computers. Somehow.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 12, 2015 13:52:30 GMT -5
that doesnt make any sense and you should be ashamed
i wish planetbox was ashamed
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Post by Planetbox on Oct 19, 2015 16:06:19 GMT -5
Granted. I'm so ashamed that I beat you up to make myself feel better.
I wish I could type with my MIND.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 20, 2015 6:56:02 GMT -5
granted
you type your sick sexual fantasies about north american pikas and are ostracized
i wish pikas would die
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Sky
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Happy New Year ^.^
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Post by Sky on Oct 24, 2015 9:31:41 GMT -5
Granted they side by exploding
I wish to be a Time Lord.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 24, 2015 10:03:54 GMT -5
granted youre now part of a trash show
i wish there were more non-trash shows
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Post by Planetbox on Oct 27, 2015 9:17:04 GMT -5
Granted. Your definition non-trash show is apparently everyone elses definition of trash show. Everyone gets mad and beats you up.
I wish I could run faster than the speed of a snail.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 27, 2015 9:34:16 GMT -5
granted
you run slower than the speed of a turtle
i wish i could run faster than william manton
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Post by Planetbox on Nov 5, 2015 18:06:47 GMT -5
Granted. William Manton is jealous and he murders you.
I wish I had an army of living picture frames.
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Post by Treble Tech on Dec 19, 2015 16:48:11 GMT -5
Granted. You get an army of frames for living pictures. Unfortunately, you have no living pictures to fill them with.
I wish my life had a catchy soundtrack.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Dec 19, 2015 17:55:20 GMT -5
granted
its happy days
i wish the glitch mob made more albums
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 21, 2015 10:23:48 GMT -5
Granted. All the albums are glitchy and unplayable.
I wish there were Thanksgiving trees.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Dec 21, 2015 18:36:09 GMT -5
granted
youre allergic to them
i wish i wasnt sick
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 23, 2015 15:27:24 GMT -5
Granted. You are now allergic to the world.
I wish I could see in all directions.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Dec 23, 2015 16:31:40 GMT -5
granted
you see your grandma in lingerie
i wish i didnt have to think of a wish every time
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 31, 2015 9:30:12 GMT -5
Granted.Your wish is always "I wish to be set on fire."
I wish to eat a meal.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Dec 31, 2015 18:04:06 GMT -5
granted
its brussel sprouts
i wish brussel sprouts didnt exist
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 5, 2016 16:41:58 GMT -5
Granted. All other food vanished along with them.
I wish all cheese was free.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Jan 6, 2016 18:46:53 GMT -5
granted. cheese farmers go out of business and there is no more cheese
i wish i had diplomatic immunity
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 10, 2016 11:58:02 GMT -5
Granted. Shi-Long Lang revokes it. Then you get arrested.
I wish I could eat non-organic objects.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Jan 10, 2016 14:29:16 GMT -5
granted. you can no longer eat organic materials
i wish i could eat everything without getting fat
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 15, 2016 16:21:08 GMT -5
Granted. You get really thin until you dissapear instead.
I wish I had a magic wand.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Feb 9, 2016 11:26:46 GMT -5
granted. it turns the love of your life into a toad
i wish i had a magic brussel sprout
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 11, 2016 16:00:47 GMT -5
Granted. Anyone who looks at it blows up. You blow up.
I wish I could sponsor a baseball game by putting up my face everywhere.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Mar 1, 2016 10:18:20 GMT -5
granted
this happened in how i met your mother and it didnt work sorry
i wish i was a coolkid
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