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Post by Planetbox on Sept 2, 2015 18:48:30 GMT -5
Granted. You freeze and die of hypothermia.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 3, 2015 9:08:33 GMT -5
granted you have a heat
i wish phox would give me a chance
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 8, 2015 15:27:20 GMT -5
Granted. You fail to live up to that chance.
I wish I could type.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 9, 2015 9:16:59 GMT -5
granted you type that youre a coolkid and hate nerds
i wish i could eat stuff
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 9, 2015 16:25:33 GMT -5
Granted. You eat yourself.
I wish I could see through time itself.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 9, 2015 18:02:22 GMT -5
granted you see yourself as a fat old guy and cry
i wish i could see through space itself
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 12, 2015 9:25:10 GMT -5
Granted. You can see one inch in front of you.
I wish I had a magical rolling pin.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 12, 2015 9:54:08 GMT -5
granted it rolls you
i wish i had a magical safety pin
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2015 16:59:04 GMT -5
Granted. Its magical ability is to constantly prick you with the sharp pointy end. I wish that Homecoming didn't take up my entire weekend.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 15, 2015 9:16:26 GMT -5
granted you have no friends to go with
i wish i had friends to go with
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 16, 2015 15:09:47 GMT -5
Granted. You go with your friends to Antarctica, and die of hypothermia.
I wish that Europe was secretly a front for Antarctica.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 16, 2015 19:03:24 GMT -5
granted villerar dies of hypothermia and you cry
i wish hypothermia wasnt a thing
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 18, 2015 17:55:00 GMT -5
Granted. The Earth sets on fire and everyone gets Hyperthermia.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 19, 2015 19:58:17 GMT -5
i grant your nonexistent wish and you get everything you ever wanted you solved the puzzle
i wish i had solved the puzzle first
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 20, 2015 16:30:37 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, the only reward is now a can of spaghetti sauce.
I wish I had an ostricth burger.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 21, 2015 5:58:04 GMT -5
granted it sucks
i wish i had a date to homecoming
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 22, 2015 17:32:33 GMT -5
Granted. Your date is Cthulhu. You get eaten.
I wish I had fifteen eyes.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 24, 2015 5:59:45 GMT -5
granted with your newfound clarity, you observe that life is meaningless and kill yourself.
i wish i was ignorant
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 26, 2015 9:13:45 GMT -5
Granted. You are so ignorant that you fail to see the bus driving straight towards you.
I wish I had a face in space.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 26, 2015 10:35:55 GMT -5
granted now you have no face on earth
i wish i had a fish
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 27, 2015 12:40:29 GMT -5
Granted. You have an Amazon piranha which eats you.
I wish my teeth were freed from the evil clasp of braces.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Sept 27, 2015 15:06:42 GMT -5
granted now your teeth are crooked and ugly
i wish i was attractive
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Post by Planetbox on Oct 6, 2015 16:51:20 GMT -5
Granted. You are so attractive that you accidentally cause a large metal building to uproot itself and go toward your magnetic pull. You get crushed.
I wish I had a bag that contained anything I wanted inside.
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Post by Asphoxia on Oct 7, 2015 6:26:59 GMT -5
Granted. It's one use only. I wish that I didn't have a headache.
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Post by Walkerskaia on Oct 7, 2015 6:50:26 GMT -5
granted now you have a stomachache
i wish i was immortal
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