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Post by Dimitri on Sept 16, 2015 18:54:47 GMT -5
It was just another day in the kingdom of Hyrule. King Harkinian had invited Luigi and Princess Peach to a dinner at his palace. Mario however, was nowhere to be found. Link: "Boy, it sure is crowded around here."King Harkinian: "My boy, this feast is what all true warriors strive for!"Luigi: "I just hope you made lottsa spaghetti!"Just then, Gwonam flew in the window on his carpet, knocking the toast all over the table. Gwonam: "Your majesty, Bowser and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!"King Harkinian: "Hmmm... How can we help?"Gwonam: "It is written: Only Luigi can defeat Bowser."Luigi: "Great! I'll grab my spaghetti!"Gwonam: "There is no time, your toaster is enough!"Link: "What about me?"Gwonam: "You,Link, must stay here and protect the castle."Link: "Oh, so that's what Ganon's up to."And without another word, Gwonam and Luigi flew off to Koridai. Gwonam: "Squadala, we're off!"Luigi: "Wow, what are all those heads?"Gwonam: "These are the Faces of Spaghetti. You must toast each."Luigi: "I guess I'd better get going."Gwonam: "Here is the map. Where to you wish to go?"Map: - Goronu
- Nortinka
- Crater Cove
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 16, 2015 19:48:04 GMT -5
Oh my gosh I can't believe this is actually a thing.
Go to Nortinka because it has a weird name.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Sept 19, 2015 15:54:02 GMT -5
I second going to Nortinka. Gosh, that name is so weird.
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Post by Mouser on Oct 7, 2015 17:54:06 GMT -5
Is this youtube circa 2007?
Go to the fisherman's hut i forget the name.
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Post by Dimitri on Nov 24, 2015 14:44:35 GMT -5
You attempt to avert the madness that is this CYOA by doing nothing. This is successful for a couple months, at which point PB&Jeff, in their ultimate wisdom, decide to play The Faces of Evil for Zelda Month. Seeing that there is nothing you can do to stop it, you decide to go to Nortinka. <(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<)(>^^)><(^^<) Nortinka. A frozen, mountainous region covered in snow and dotted with igloos. A tall mountain stands over the region, and at the top lies the home of Aypo the librarian. Since Ganon took over, the area has been abandoned and overrun with Moblins and Goriya's, some of them living in the igloos left behind. "Good luck to you Luigi, I will be waiting here for your return.""But wouldn't it make-a more sense for you to come-a with me? Or to take me to the library straight-a off? ""Nonsense Luigi. This is a battle that can only be won by conquering the regions. Besides, then I wouldn't have the entertainment of watching you struggle through.""Well, I suppose-a I should be off. Should I go inside that igloo right here, or try that one on the other side of the screen..."
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Post by Planetbox on Nov 24, 2015 20:11:35 GMT -5
Go into the closest one first. Avoid getting stabbed.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 2, 2016 17:11:25 GMT -5
^^^^ Seconded, and Try ti find LOTTSA SPAGETI in the igloos
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