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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 28, 2015 12:19:05 GMT -5
Sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. LASER SHARKS!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 12:45:11 GMT -5
Oshalite has the right idea, when ordinary boring fish are unable to play in the big leagues of sick alien fights in space. We need to improve on the fish blueprint and usher in a new breed of seasucking warmachines.
In addition to the laser idea, make all the fish into 50 ft abyssal kaiju with crazy super powers and stuff. These guppies need to be able to dual wield battleships like nunchuks for undersea cosmic fight club.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 31, 2015 9:40:03 GMT -5
You decide that the normal fish are too boring. So you give them waterproof lasers to attack to their heads. Unfortunately, your original designs is flawed in that the straps are too tight, choking the fish. However, you eventually have several lasser-cannon toting fish and whales. You then radioactive object at them and they all get super-powers. Your arena is now popular among the fish, and you also get three fighters from alien planets. What will you do now?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 11:00:32 GMT -5
Become a rich mogul by broadcasting the fights across the cosmos on Pay-per-view at exorbitant prices. We're sitting on an empire here and we're taking it to the top!
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 3, 2016 10:08:03 GMT -5
You broadcast the fights to other planets and moons but aliens have to pay to view them. Somehow this money gets back to Europa and you become really rich. You are now approximately as rich as Richie Rich, but he has been banned from Europa so he is not important. You then begin setting up businesses across the solar system, and become the richest fish in the universe! This is not a huge achievement though, as there aren't many fish left that have money. What will you do now?
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Post by xano2323 on Jan 4, 2016 7:19:51 GMT -5
Attempt to build a spaceship to get back to Earth.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jan 5, 2016 10:02:14 GMT -5
Attempt to build a Space Ship, but INSTEAD use that spaceship to travel to the Lylat System, and become a member of the mercenery team STAR FOX.
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 6, 2016 17:07:14 GMT -5
What has even happened to this CYOA? You build a large rocketship out of... Europian coral... and stuff. Once your rocketship is complete you grab a few respected members of fish society, and Stanley the Fish, and you embark on a grand journey. You hope to arrive on Earth but Stanley goofs up and you crash land on a planet called Corneria, in the Lylat system. An antropomorphic dog shows up and drafts you into the mercenary team Star Fox. You are suddenly shoved into a room with a bunch of other animals standing around, as well as a falcon eating a piece of bread. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jan 6, 2016 18:56:28 GMT -5
Say "do a barrel roll" and watch shenanigans ensue.
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 10, 2016 12:05:47 GMT -5
You say "Do a Barrel Roll". You then do a frontflip. Suddenly the rabbit on the team grabs you by the neck and chokes you against the wall. He shouts "That's an Aileron Roll not a Barrel Roll! That could be the difference between life and death!" Peppy Hare proceeds to drop you into the sink, which is fortunate, as you were dying from a lack of water a few seconds ago. All the animals on the team begin discussing things in a huddle, football style. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jan 11, 2016 14:03:48 GMT -5
Throw a football at them and hypnotize them to play "foot"ball. Interpret as you wish.
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Post by Dimitri on Jan 15, 2016 12:20:56 GMT -5
Realize that Shedew the Edgehog is also on this team.
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Post by xano2323 on Jan 15, 2016 12:56:42 GMT -5
Get a glass bowl of water and put it on your head, allowing you to live for more than 5 seconds.
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 15, 2016 16:30:34 GMT -5
You grab a glass bowl, fill it in the sink, and put it on your head. The water spills on the floor. You try again, this time covering the top with cling wrap and making a hole with your head. The water spills out around your "neck". You try again, this time putting a collar on your "neck" to seal the hole. Then you tape the wrap to your scales and remove the collar. You can now survive. You notice Shedew the Edgehog standing around, but he's sulking in the corner, emitting a cloud of darkness. He is also holding a gun. You grab a football and throw it into the middle of the room. Everyone starts playing football. Slippy Toad gets the ball and run for a touchdown, shouting "Fox! Get these guys off me!". Unfortunately, Shedew stabs Slippy before Fox can help him, to make the CYOA more edgey. Slippy is taken to the hospital and Shedew is arrested. Nothing else really happens. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jan 16, 2016 10:25:48 GMT -5
Realize they're surrounded by laser sharks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2016 10:31:22 GMT -5
Visit Slippy at the hospital.
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Post by Dimitri on Jan 16, 2016 15:05:35 GMT -5
Visit Slippy at the hospital. But be stopped by Shedew before you get there, Shedew having broken out of jail due to his edge. Then discover that Shedew is actually a spy for the Star Wolf team, sent to kill Slippy because no one likes Slippy. And that your father killed Shedew's father, and now Shedew wants revenge to increase his edgy powers. |
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 18, 2016 10:50:29 GMT -5
You realize there are laser sharks everywhere! Fortunately, laser sharks are famous as a pacifist species on Corneria, so they don't attack you. You decide to visit Slippy at the hospital for some reason. On the way there Shedew the Edgehog stops you. Shedew wants revenge because your father, Billbert the Fish's Father Donald the Fish, apparently killed shedew's butler, probably for a perfectly good reason. Nevertheless, shedew pulls out a gun that's covered in BLOOD and tries to shoot you. However, you grab the edge and stab him with it. Shedew the Edgehog dies again but no one really cares. Eventually you find yourself in the lobby of the magical hospital. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jan 18, 2016 13:45:43 GMT -5
Scream "DO AN AILERON/BARREL ROLL" and watch life-threatening shenanigans ensue.
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 22, 2016 10:48:59 GMT -5
You scream "DO AN AILERON ROLL!". Suddenly, everyone jumps into the air and does a bunch of flips. The hospital itself also does a bunch of flips. Since you're the only one not doing the Aileron Roll, you fall out of the hospitals chimney and into a deep hole. The hospital lands on top of the hole. What will you do now?
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 25, 2016 9:11:20 GMT -5
BILLBERT THE FISH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jan 25, 2016 14:02:05 GMT -5
Go to scool end lern how to spel good so yo wil lern wat to do, then dig a digy hol end put tha hospitol in tha hol.
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Post by Planetbox on Jan 29, 2016 16:24:51 GMT -5
You switch places with the hospital, causing it to fall in the hole. The hospital is now underground, so people have to use an escalator to get there. Several people look at you in RAGE that you would do such a thing to them. You then decide to go to school (what a terrible idea) and you get stuck in English class. You are forced to write a selection of words over and over again until your hand becomes numb. Anyone who misspells something is sent off to PE CLASS! Unfortunately, you spell "wrong" wrong and are shoved into PE class. A bunch of annoying jocks are hanging around. Suddenly, one of the coaches puts a large bomb in the room. He offers the class a choice, either he'll defuse the bomb, or he'll give them a basketball and they can play knock-out. Everyone except you chooses knock-out. The bomb is going to explode in a minute, so you need to find a way out, and fast! What will you do now?
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Post by Planetbox on Feb 1, 2016 17:22:45 GMT -5
Billbert the Fish. Has a wish. That the people would come BAAAAAAAAACK
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Post by xano2323 on Feb 6, 2016 5:13:17 GMT -5
I shall grant the wish of the fish.
...Eat the bomb.
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
