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Post by Sable-Xeno on Nov 13, 2015 22:33:19 GMT -5
Push the CYOA even further into edgy territory.
Also find Malachite.
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Post by Planetbox on Nov 16, 2015 16:59:22 GMT -5
To make the CYOA even edgier a bunch of scary black angler fish show up with GUNS!!! Random rock music starts playing for literally no reason as they start shooting randomly at you. You run away until you stumble upon a huge wall of rock on the edge of the trench. The wall is tinted green. Apparently you have run into a huge stash of raw malachite, which the angler fish were probably planning to sell. They catch up to you and corner you with their guns. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 16, 2015 22:20:10 GMT -5
Summon Dark Pit and Shadow the Hedgehog to beat them up while saying swears.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Nov 19, 2015 0:29:50 GMT -5
Don't forget to summon dark samus and dark link, while you're at it.
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Post by Planetbox on Nov 20, 2015 15:58:05 GMT -5
You summon Dark Pit, Dark Samus, Dark Link, Shadow Kirby, Dark Ness, and Shadow the Edgehog to beat up the Angler fish, while Shadow calls upon the Hoover Dam and cusses them all out. Before long, all of the angler fish have either fallen asleep, run away, or exploded. What will you do now?
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Nov 30, 2015 9:57:36 GMT -5
Re-build the Angler Fish. You have the technology...
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Nov 30, 2015 11:07:17 GMT -5
Yesh.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 4, 2015 13:43:24 GMT -5
You grab a bunch of spare malachite or whatever and rebuild one of the Angler Fish. You also give him a few robot arms, and a super-cool blinking red eye-light thing. You have now created the forty-three dollars and fifty-eight cent angler fish. You also mess around with its brain a little so it won't murder you the moment it boots up. The $43.58 Angler Fish is now your personal bodyguard. What will you do now?
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 4, 2015 18:02:52 GMT -5
Obviously you and the $43.58 Angler Fish must fuse together, to make yourselves more powerful. And mechanical. And to increase your combined net worth to 'priceless'.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 4, 2015 23:02:00 GMT -5
Then be MLG on everything because for some reason that's the first thing I think of when I see "priceless".
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 7, 2015 17:30:46 GMT -5
You fuse yourself with the $43.58 angler fish. Somehow. Since Billbert himself costs maybe $10, you are now Billbert the $53.58 Angler Fish Fish. Not only are you robotic and stuff, but you are also really good at punching people in the face. You try to be super MLG and stuff, but fail because no one is present nearby. What will you do now?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 8, 2015 13:29:53 GMT -5
Go buy a airhorn. You can't be MLG without airhorns.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 11, 2015 17:05:56 GMT -5
You go to the nearest shop-and-stuff and buy an airhorn. Or, to be more accurate, a waterhorn, as you are still underwater and all that. It makes the same obnoxiously loud sound either way. What will you do now?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Dec 15, 2015 7:55:26 GMT -5
Find a group of squidkids and MLG them.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 18, 2015 17:32:59 GMT -5
You find a huge group of kid squids. They're wearing baseball caps and squirting ink and taking bad selfies and stuff. You start blaring your waterhorns and then shout "fite me m7. I'll rek u!11!!" The squidkidsquids then start spitting ink at you and then you have an epic battle. Rap music plays in the background and mountain dew spills evrywhere are you get many slow motion replays with people yelling in the background. Eventually the dust clears and all the squidkids are unconscious. Badly edited fire appears behind you as you put on sunglasses (or waterglasses? I don't know.) and victory music plays. What will you do now?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 19, 2015 14:40:46 GMT -5
Attempt to find the plot we lost. And then punch it in the face and go to McDonald's.
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Post by Treble Tech on Dec 19, 2015 16:54:48 GMT -5
Pull the sun underwater so that they are sunglasses. It's not cool without true sunglasses.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 21, 2015 10:21:38 GMT -5
You try to find the plot, but said plot never really existed because this CYOA is dumb. You then find a McDonald's at the bottom of the trench, but it appears to be a wrecked McDonald's that fell from land into the sea. However, there is another McSalmon's nearby. You head inside and take a look around. Several deep sea dwelling fish are eating there. You somehow use your telekinetic powers to drop te Sun into the sea. Except you misjudged the size of the Earth, and so the planet if swallowed up by the Sun. Everyone involves into star-dwelling creatures and you are now living inside the Sun. Sadly, your Sandwich was burned. What will you do now?
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Post by Dimitri on Dec 21, 2015 14:11:58 GMT -5
Yell out "NOOOOOO, MI TORTA" and hold a funeral for the burnt sandwich.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 14:20:53 GMT -5
Funeral by cremation, for ironic purposes.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 22, 2015 18:20:58 GMT -5
Summon Gerhardt the Pachirisu/Alex the Zoroark to correct this heinous twisting of logic and mass destruction of Earth life. Or not, this would just give them both major headaches.
...Actually, since the Earth is pretty much dead now, it would be best to swim away into the stars, and set up shop on another aquatic-based planet. Maybe the seas of Mira?
if leaving the Sun isn't an option, then declare yourself the new Sun God.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 23, 2015 15:23:58 GMT -5
You mourn the tragic loss of the burnt sandwich, but then set it on fire in a sacrifice to the nonexistent Mighty Microwave Gods. Despite the fact that these gods don't exist, they still take this offering as an insult and set your face on fire, though this isn't a huge problem for you due to your current residence inside the Sun. However you decide that living on the Sun is stupid, so you and all the other fish get into a huge steel box. Then you summon Alex the Zoroark to chuck you towards the Earth. Sadly, Alex is terrible at baseball, so he misses and you crashland on Europa instead. The impact breaks the icy surface, and you fall into the Europian sea. Due to Planetbox magic the different ecosystem doesn't result in your deaths, so you are free to explore while the other fish begin building a town. What will you do now?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 20:46:41 GMT -5
Seek glory by investing in starting up the town's undersea fight club.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Dec 24, 2015 6:06:16 GMT -5
Build an undersea space elevator.
and have the Undersea Fight Club hosted in space.
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Post by Planetbox on Dec 28, 2015 10:17:35 GMT -5
You build an elevator through the surface and into space because why not. You are now technilogically more advanced than all those silly Earth peoples. You also invest money in building a huge fight club, which turns into a huge arena for all sorts of space aliens to duke it out, as well as aquarium arena for fish. Now you just need to wait for aliens to acknowledge your presence... You also need to wait for fish to learn a better method of fighting that fish-slapping each other... What will you do?
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