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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 15, 2015 11:13:37 GMT -5
"My dear, I will pick it up this night. See you at the secret banquet. I will show you FANTASTIC drama. At the auction party held on the extravagant passenger ship, S.S. Fantastic. I shall come to steal the 'Diamond of Happiness'. Tonight. I shall put on the ultimate show of phantom thievery. -from the Phantom Thief F "
You got this letter, along with a ticket to the S.S. Fantastic, in the mail today. Who are you, and what job do you have?
[Available jobs: Journalist Auctioneer Mechanic Waitress Actress Doctor Politician Mafia Police Magician]
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Post by Treble Tech on Aug 16, 2015 16:42:48 GMT -5
You're a Doctor, of course.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 18, 2015 12:30:50 GMT -5
You are Ludwig Von Bowlincrusher, manliest engineer in Scott-Russia! Today is day you catch phantom thief F! Make home country proud!
no I will not apologize
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 20, 2015 15:42:22 GMT -5
You're a magician. Preferably with the last name of Grammarye.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 21, 2015 0:10:51 GMT -5
You are the Diamond of Happiness (dun Dun DUNNNNNN!!!), a waitress because that's what diamonds do...
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 26, 2015 18:49:59 GMT -5
You are the Diamond of Happiness, and somehow, being the Diamond of Happiness allows you to simultaneously be several characters at once.
The Waitress...waits... behind the bar, ready to take orders once all the passengers are on board. The Magician, Gumina Grammarye, rushes onto the boat, needing to take several more loads onto the boat for her stage show. The Engineer is confused by Dimitri misgendering and misnaming her, which causes her to be just barely on time, because she went to get coffee so she can deal with this. The Doctor sits in a chair near the wall of the inside of the ship, reading. Her services are not currently needed.
What will you do?
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 27, 2015 10:08:28 GMT -5
It was a reference to this by the way. -_- Waitress: Strike up a conversation with the auctioneer. Magician: Accidentally drop a cloth, causing someone behind you to trip. Engineer: Sorry! Doctor: Go on deck just in time to see the person trip and sprain their ankle.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 28, 2015 8:38:43 GMT -5
Waitress: Give everyone a leaf of kale for free. Magician: Perform a bunch of cheesy magic tricks to an audience of two. Engineer: Accidentally spill coffee on the doctor's shirt. Doctor: Let out a long sigh and argue with the Engineer.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Sept 1, 2015 11:02:44 GMT -5
Waitress: Wait. You do look like a waiter, after all. *Laugh track* Magician: Saw someone in half. With a chainsaw. Engineer: Whack the next person that says "POOTispenser here!" with a wrench. Doctor: Perform open-heart surgery on yourself. Trickster!Sable: SPONTANEOUSLY EXIST IN THE CYOA FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER
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Post by Dimitri on Sept 1, 2015 12:24:00 GMT -5
Engineer: Whack the next person that says "POOTispenser here!" with a wrench. Dimitri: Say "POOTispenser here!"
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Post by Treble Tech on Sept 1, 2015 22:51:32 GMT -5
Waitress: Drop a drink as a distraction so that Magician can disappear. Magician: Disappear. Engineer: Drink coffee. Doctor: Realize your book is upside-down. Engineer: Whack the next person that says "POOTispenser here!" with a wrench. NEEDADISPENSERHERE NEEDADISPENSERHERE NEEDADISPENSERHERE NEEDADISPENSERHERE
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Post by Asphoxia on Sept 7, 2015 18:17:23 GMT -5
Waitress: You decide to, for whatever reason, give everyone a leaf of kale FOR FREE! However, this causes you to drop a drink near the Magician. You're not entirely sure where the Magician went after that, but you do trip on a handkerchief that might belong to her... Since no one else requires food or anything at the moment, you decide to go talk to the auctioneer. Wow. He's REALLY TALL. You wonder if he considers you a hobbit. Engineer: Due to your headache, you spill coffee on the doctor's shirt. She doesn't really mind. You then get yelled at by random stowaways to "Put a dispenser here". They're making your headache worse, and, as they're stowaways, they get kicked off the boat. Probably. You're too annoyed to care. You continue sipping your coffee. Magician: You perform a bunch of cheesy magic tricks, but people want you to mess with chainsaws, which you hadn't brought on the boat yet. Looking for a distraction, you abscond as the Waitress drops a drink, but accidentally cause her to slip on a handkerchief you drop. Doctor: You realize your book is upside-down, and decide that you should stop reading for a bit. Your shirt gets coffee spilled on it by the engineer, but you don't have the time to argue with her, since you need to help the Police person, who sprained her ankle coming on. You consider performing open heart surgery on yourself, but that would be silly and possibly deadly, so you don't, and instead help the Police with lessening the pain of her sprained ankle.
...Suddenly, an odd jackal-looking thing hyperly bounces in, screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". As the Diamond of Happiness, you can't really do anything about this other than be confused and realize that it opened up the possibility of people bossing around other characters. Unless you somehow signaled the Crystal Gems. But then again, they're in a completely different canon. Maybe a better option would be to wait to see if someone else does something? Who knows? What will you do?
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Post by Planetbox on Sept 8, 2015 15:45:10 GMT -5
Waitress: Talk to the auctioneer about unspecified things. Magician: Use you magic to make the boat dissapear. Engineer: Take an aspirin for your headache. Doctor: Diagnose the Police with strep throat and then start hitting him in the face with a hammer to test his reaction timing.
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Post by Koopario on Sept 8, 2015 17:15:40 GMT -5
Waitress: Be the Politician. Magician: Start prepping for the show. Engineer: Bump into the Mafia and be the Mafia. Doctor: Be the Police who you are diagnosing with strep throat.
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Post by Dimitri on Sept 9, 2015 13:16:42 GMT -5
Waitress: Start comparing the Auctioneer to Gandalf. Magician: Use your magic to set the stowaways on fire. Dimitri and Lenrap: Be on fire. Engineer: Put a dispenser here. Doctor: Decide it's a lost cause and amputate the foot.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Sept 10, 2015 19:59:20 GMT -5
Waitress: I second that polititian thing. Magician: Use your magic to make it rain BONUS DUCKS! Engineer: Join Team Rocket. Doctor: See a patient who's afraid of backstories. Ask him/her how it all started. Police: Arrest the Mafia. Jackal: Warp ship to Makai, pick up Zircon as passenger, end up in Night Vale Decide that, while it would be fun to sing about being on a boat, that you'd rather make 1 ZILLION BABIES with yourself 1,000,000 years from now in a memo in a save screen in a virtual reality, and you decide to do exactly that (somehow), creating a closed time loop. Monica the Chatot: Show up instead.
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Post by Lenrap on Sept 13, 2015 18:40:13 GMT -5
Waitress: Run for president and give free cheesecake to everybody that agrees to vote for you. Give poisoned cheesecake to everybody that doesn't. Magician: Use your magic to automatically set up for the show. Engineer: Give The Eureka Effect to the magician and place a teleporter somewhere to give the magician teleporting powers Doctor: Quickly and efficiently repair the Policeman's leg. Also get the policeman (or a woman audino) to possibly get any other policeman to cover for him/her/it Jackal: Kill the Phantom Thief F in italics
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