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Post by Lenrap on May 14, 2015 20:58:45 GMT -5
One day, Shedew was skating because skating is edgy. He was also listening to Three Days Grace because that is edgy. However, Shedew thought that he could be more edgy. So he said "CRAWLLLLING INNNN MY SKINNNNN" and gained like 20 edgy points. Now Shedew had enough edgy points to summon people from the #kun forums and save the world, cuz that's ultra edgy.
You have been selected to help Shedew's edgy quest to save the world. Along the way, you will face many perils that are super edgy. But since Shedew is so edgy, you can do anything. First stop: Candy Island.
You see some way past boring candy upon arriving here. The candy is lame and stuff and says "We should not be edgy"
This makes Shedew angry and he prepares to shoot him with his edgy gun.
WHAT DO YOU DO THAT'S WAY PAST EDGY? (I am not responsible for any brain cells lost in the reading of this cyoa)
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Post by Mouser on May 14, 2015 21:03:49 GMT -5
Go kill Sonic and call your budy OC the Fanhog to help you go fast.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 15, 2015 6:36:44 GMT -5
Lock this CYOA, creating a paradox.
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Post by Lenrap on May 15, 2015 17:27:36 GMT -5
Shedew decides to not kill the Candy as that isn't edgy enough. Shedew decides to kill someone else, but who? Shedew gets some thinking music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZDTiXiHsc). After thinking long enough, Shedew decides to kill Sonic, as murder is edgy. However, Shedew realizes he doesn't have any edgy points available to get to Sonic. This is way past stupid, so Shedew calls his buddy OC the Fanhog to get him to Sonic in the most edgy way possible. OC the Fanhog is like sonic but purple. Since purple is way past cool, Shedew and OC are instantly teleported to a rooftop with fire because fire is edgy. Sonic realizes that he is way past screwed, so he locks the CYOA. However, Shedew uses Edgy Control (Chaos Control but with guns instead of emeralds) to look rad. Keeby sees this, says "Wow, that is way past edgy, and unlocks the CYOA. Now do the edgy murder!!!
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Post by Planetbox on May 15, 2015 18:13:44 GMT -5
Shoot him in the face, then throw his body out a window. Immediately get on the coveniently located zipline and zip towards the screen shooting bullets everywhere while the police start shooting at you, before the title of the CYOA randomly appears.
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Post by Mouser on May 15, 2015 18:44:34 GMT -5
have oc use his edgy powers of making peoples heads explode. It is edgiest attack. Also change your name to Shedew the Edgehog
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Post by Asphoxia on May 15, 2015 19:51:00 GMT -5
Defeat airman
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 6:14:59 GMT -5
Do the disgusting deed with an ultra-edgy chainsaw and wear a leather mask. Because that is edgy.
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Post by Lenrap on May 18, 2015 7:50:27 GMT -5
Shedew decides to prepare for the murder by equipping an edgy chainsaw and an even edgier leather mask. Shedew then shoots Sonic in the face, making all of the preparation useless. Rings fall out of Sonic, and he spends his invincibility frames getting them back. OC manages to use his extra edgy Mind Explosion (like an explosion but with guns) to launch Sonic out the window. Sadly, this is the non-edgy snes version of the game, so Sonic simply explodes out the window like a certain edgy sock I know. Sonic, while falling to his doom, says "Great googity non-edgity! I better call the cops!" Sonic calls the cops, whom divide Sonic into 8 shards. Shedew is angry that he couldn't finish off Sonic himself, and vows to gather the 8 shards to revive (and then kill) Sonic because vengance is edgy. Shedew and OC then get on a conviently edgy transfer device and shoot the cops down. While this happens, Shedew the Hedghog appears. Shedew changes Hedghog into Edgehog because that name is edgy. Shedew then ziplines into Airman's stage as megaman bosses are edgy. I will not describe the stage to advertize the purchase of Megaman 2 as that game is as edgy as Shadow the Hedgehog. -EDGY-
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Post by Planetbox on May 18, 2015 14:52:23 GMT -5
Pick up Air Man and deposit him in a trash can.
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Post by Mouser on May 18, 2015 15:36:40 GMT -5
Decide Airman is boring and instead go to the super edgey Shedewman.
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Post by Lenrap on May 19, 2015 14:03:40 GMT -5
Shedew puts airman in the trashcan because trash is way past instakill. You got 1/8 Sonic shards! Now, go fight Shedew Man because you are edgy.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 14:22:41 GMT -5
Go find Shedew Man and use you chainsaw and leather mask to defeat him WITH THE POWER OF EDGINESS!
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Post by Planetbox on May 19, 2015 14:51:42 GMT -5
Defeat by Shedew Man by boring him to death with your sad, edgy backstory.
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Post by Lenrap on May 20, 2015 13:31:46 GMT -5
You easily find Shedewman, as Shedewman is Shedew's shadow. You equip your leather mask and chainsaw in attempt to use THE MYSTICAL POWER OF THE EDGY WEAPON AND MASK DUO THAT WILL LEAD INTO AN OVERLOAD OF EDGINESS, but it has no effect on Shedewman. Since you cannot directly attack Shedewman (which is way past lame), you go into a depressing yet edgy rant about your way past sad past, saying "I was designed to kill people as the ultimate lifeform...OH NO MARIA!!!!!......then I got amnesia for the 50th time.....OH NO SONIC 06!!!!...(I cannot continue on this already heavily edited rant or you would suffer the same fate as Shedewman)." Shedewman, out of sheer boredom, dies. YOU GOT 2/8 SONIC SHARDS!!! Who's next?
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Post by Mouser on May 20, 2015 14:28:29 GMT -5
Of course, Bright Man, the Smartest of the Robot Masters. Beat him by throwing a rock at his lighbulb brain, destroying it and his life.
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Post by Planetbox on May 21, 2015 10:35:25 GMT -5
Of course, Bright Man, the Smartest of the Robot Masters. Beat him by throwing a rock at his lighbulb brain, destroying it and his life. Seconded. |
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Post by Lenrap on May 21, 2015 14:05:11 GMT -5
Shedew decides to destroy the smartest robot master, Bright Man! Shedew is blinded by the light, so he puts on edgy sunglasses that are way past cool. Shedew looks through the edgy shades to see Bright Man doing absolutely nothing. Shedew throws a rock at Bright Man while saying "Damn" because cursing while murdering is edgy. Bright Man blows up because the stone is edgy. YOU GOT 3/8 SONIC SHARDS! Where to next?
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Post by Mouser on May 21, 2015 14:18:13 GMT -5
Kill 5 nameless robot masters at once with a nuke to speed up the process.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2015 14:41:32 GMT -5
Kill 5 nameless robot masters at once with a nuke to speed up the process. Seconded, because sudden plot speed-ups are way past edgy. |
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Post by OshaliteX2 on May 21, 2015 18:05:53 GMT -5
Find an edgy Killing Edge.
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Post by Lenrap on May 22, 2015 14:04:09 GMT -5
Shedew decides to speed up the plot by killing 5 random robot masters because that is edgy. Shedew gets all of the sonic shards! He threw them in a volcano for those are edgy. Sonic is way past ded. The end.
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Post by Mouser on May 22, 2015 14:42:45 GMT -5
Become Bubsy the Bobcat and go kill shewdew because What could pawsibly go wrong? You need to become the very best, like no one ever was.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 14:47:48 GMT -5
Go after Sonic's friends, because they're not edgy at all.
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Post by Lenrap on May 23, 2015 15:23:55 GMT -5
Bubsy the Bobcat then kills everyone, including himself. The real end achieved by buying the dlc because dlc is way past edgy.
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