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Jun 5, 2015 9:56:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 9:56:04 GMT -5
I mean, plastic's totally meant to be eaten, right?
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Jun 5, 2015 10:36:16 GMT -5
Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 5, 2015 10:36:16 GMT -5
Just as much as processed cheese.
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Jun 5, 2015 11:00:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 11:00:27 GMT -5
True. I maintain that Kraft American Singles contain no cheese whatsoever and are in fact made of plastic.
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Jun 5, 2015 12:12:27 GMT -5
Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 5, 2015 12:12:27 GMT -5
Exactly. If people are going to sell plastic for us to eat and label it as cheese, then we can sell plastic for people to eat and not lie about it being plastic.
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Jun 5, 2015 12:51:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 12:51:55 GMT -5
I know, right? If they're going to make us eat plastic, they should at least have the decency to tell us first!
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Jun 5, 2015 16:36:47 GMT -5
Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 5, 2015 16:36:47 GMT -5
Yee.
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Jun 6, 2015 8:11:03 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 8:11:03 GMT -5
You know, I don't think I've ever met anyone else who knows the truth about Kraft American Singles.
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Jun 6, 2015 9:30:16 GMT -5
Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 6, 2015 9:30:16 GMT -5
Yeah. The thing is, they're pieces of plastic wrapped in plastic, then a group of them are wrapped in plastic again.
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Jun 6, 2015 11:54:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 11:54:20 GMT -5
So true. They might as well just sell us the packaging without the so-called "cheese"!
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Jun 6, 2015 13:09:53 GMT -5
Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 6, 2015 13:09:53 GMT -5
Yep. Or just wrap the "cheese" in more "cheese". That way, the packaging is "edible".
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Jun 6, 2015 13:34:38 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 13:34:38 GMT -5
If you're not already working for Kraft, you should be.
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Jun 6, 2015 14:37:13 GMT -5
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 6, 2015 14:37:13 GMT -5
Ikr, these ideas are amazing. I could get them into the Atarti-theme ice cream business, too.
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Jun 6, 2015 17:07:58 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 17:07:58 GMT -5
They should fire whoever their current CEO is and hire you. Clearly you're thinking more like an entrepreneur than he is. I can just see Kraft putting ping pong balls in ice cream. That's exactly the kind of thing they'd do- sneak plastic into a seemingly non-plastic food.
Inb4 Kraft actually does this in a few years
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Jun 6, 2015 18:35:35 GMT -5
Post by Asphoxia on Jun 6, 2015 18:35:35 GMT -5
I used to eat that stuff when I was younger and now I just look at it like "Is this even food" :\
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Jun 6, 2015 19:02:12 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 19:02:12 GMT -5
I never ate it because I didn't like the way it looked. As a child, my favorite food was Greek koulourakia, so..
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Jun 6, 2015 19:09:02 GMT -5
Post by Asphoxia on Jun 6, 2015 19:09:02 GMT -5
When I was younger I was a really picky eater and for some reason that texture wasn't upsetting to me. Wonder why, since it's horrible. Ooh what's that?
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Jun 6, 2015 20:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 6, 2015 20:20:44 GMT -5
Yeah, some stuff you eat when you're younger just isn't appetizing when you actually realize what it's made of.
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Jun 6, 2015 20:30:18 GMT -5
Post by Asphoxia on Jun 6, 2015 20:30:18 GMT -5
Yeah. Or when your younger cousin convinces you to try it again and you have to resist spitting it out with all your willpower.
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Jun 6, 2015 22:57:16 GMT -5
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Post by Monarchofmadnezzzzzz on Jun 6, 2015 22:57:16 GMT -5
Ikr. Just thinking about how on earth anyone could find it appealing.
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Jun 7, 2015 6:07:36 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 6:07:36 GMT -5
Yeah, it's one of those foods. I never liked it, personally. Koulourakia are Greek cookies. They're typically in little braid shapes, and some people put sesame seeds on top of them. They're not very sweet, and they're not soft like your average cookie. All the same, my grandmother on the Greek side of my family used to make them for us all the time.
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Jun 7, 2015 7:13:11 GMT -5
Post by Asphoxia on Jun 7, 2015 7:13:11 GMT -5
I had texture issues with a lot of foods so I ate the ones that didn't feel weird on my tongue, which unfortunately included this "cheese". I want to make some now. They sound delicious.
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Jun 7, 2015 8:25:39 GMT -5
Post by Sky on Jun 7, 2015 8:25:39 GMT -5
Kraft is not chese! We shall sue
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Jun 7, 2015 8:37:52 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 8:37:52 GMT -5
*fangirls in excitement because THIS MEANS I CAN YELL OBJECTION* You should. They're easy to make and delicious too.
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Jun 7, 2015 8:39:55 GMT -5
Post by Sky on Jun 7, 2015 8:39:55 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 7, 2015 11:00:25 GMT -5
Ooh and I'll help! Kage is there an online recipe for them you'd recommend?
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