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Post by emperortoad on Jul 28, 2016 23:48:50 GMT -5
So hey everyone! you might know we from #kuns discord chat, but for those who dont, hiya! im Emperor toad.
So in this cyoa, your a stick figure and you decide what you want to do. so for a start, what do you want to name your stick guy? and the stick girl? and the monster?
so i will update occationally. dont expect anything more than 7x a week.
and i will update after at least 3 posts
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 6:41:13 GMT -5
You are Augustus and your lady friend is Hazel. It is a purely platonic relationship as you both are on an adventure to face the greatest monster of our times, Cancer, whose fearsome might has already taken your leg and cursed her to an untimely doom lurking on her horizon.
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Post by Kiptoke on Jul 29, 2016 7:15:44 GMT -5
Invent nukes.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 29, 2016 9:08:14 GMT -5
Your name is Avner and you have a twin sister named Verna. An enigmatic monster known as the Badly Liked Evil Goopface (BLEG) is trying to destroy all traces of civilization for unknown reasons has targeted your hometown as its new target.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 10:07:15 GMT -5
Aha! for some weird reason, you remember your name!It was..... Augustus! And your twin was named Verna! You and her fight the evil monster named Badly Liked Evil Cancer (BLEC) With the help of your dog.... wait... what was the dogs name? And your cat? what was her name?
(BTW, thank you all for joining. Kiptoke, thanks for joining even though you were frustrated about not getting a personal invite.)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 10:23:16 GMT -5
Dog is the name of your pet. Dog the tortoise.
As for cat...It's just cat. Cat the cat. You and your twin weren't very creative as kids.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 18:10:10 GMT -5
Ah, yes. Your pet Tortoise named Dog! And Cat! Cat was kinda a jerk sometimes. So, as Augustus, you are in your cheap 2 star appartment.You remember you need to go to your job at McUndertales. what do you do? you have keys, 20$ a mobile phone, and a leash and a wild cat wanting a walk. what do you do?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 18:15:33 GMT -5
Open the door so the feral can leave. Cat was more of your sister's pet anyhow.
Speaking of whom you ought to text her and see if cancer is gonna be fought today or not.
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 29, 2016 18:17:34 GMT -5
Sell your cat, mobile phone and apartment room on craigslist in order to buy a nuke. While you're waiting for buyers, work your daily shift.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 18:21:12 GMT -5
Quickly you open the door and push cat out before he breaks something.
Then you text Verna and say "hey Vern do ya want to fight BLEC today?"
"mmk i'm busy getting my next customer."
Ahh yes. your sister, the Goth Tadpole-Trainer Therapist Ninja.
You love your family.
What do you do now? You can go to work, Cancer's house or the park with Dog.
(btw, this takes place in 2105. so 2 star hotels are the equivalent of 5 star hotel today.)
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 29, 2016 18:26:29 GMT -5
Sell your cat, mobile phone and apartment room on craigslist in order to buy a nuke. While you're waiting for buyers, work your daily shift.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 18:30:08 GMT -5
Sell your cat, mobile phone and apartment room on craigslist in order to buy a nuke. While you're waiting for buyers, work your daily shift. Lenrap. plz. no more nukes |
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 18:30:44 GMT -5
fine ill do it sometime
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 29, 2016 20:45:44 GMT -5
Go to work and pitch an idea somehow related to nukes. Like making a nuclear-powered ninja sword. Yeah...
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 21:48:56 GMT -5
You go to work and pitch an idea to the boss about a nuke powered ninja sword. they agree instantly, as long as they can use it in advratising.
You get the ninja sword in an hour and 85$ from the work.
You get home and check your video game library. You have a n64,snes and wii u, and all games for each system. you are glad you bought them. you consider playing 1.
What now m8?
(and no more nukes)
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Post by Lenrap on Jul 29, 2016 22:00:38 GMT -5
SOCIAL LINK, GO!
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 29, 2016 22:22:16 GMT -5
what
Lenrap plz Explain
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 30, 2016 9:46:35 GMT -5
Use your $85 to buy lots and lots of spaghettios.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 30, 2016 10:32:17 GMT -5
Use your $85 to buy lots and lots of spaghettios. Seconded. Use them to upgrade your sword. |
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 30, 2016 10:43:45 GMT -5
You go to the store and get your freaking Spaghettios. 80 cans, to be precise.
You put them on your sword for 30+ dmg and 50+ smell to lure enemies.
But them you remember your video games. you cant do much else while you wait for all the Spagetts to boil.
You have a VB, A snes, a wii u and a nes, and all games for each system.
Which game do you play, or do you visit cancer or verna's house?
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 30, 2016 11:00:07 GMT -5
Play ET for the Atari.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 30, 2016 11:12:09 GMT -5
Ok. you start up ET for the atari and you get so fusterated, you die.
GAME OVER.
Restart from last choice?
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 30, 2016 12:08:50 GMT -5
No.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 30, 2016 12:18:11 GMT -5
ok than what do you want to restart from
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 31, 2016 12:03:14 GMT -5
Go get Verna and drag her over to Cancer's house.
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
