A cyoa that probably won't be updated as much because life

Hey, you never know, I could roll a twenty. *coughI'mdeadcough*

Oh, that makes more sense.




I'm still dead though.

Planetbox quickly points out that the cops are in fact made out of cheese. The cops are fooled by this clever ruse and start reconsidering their lives. This gives Planetbox plenty of time to run away and go to Dimitri. PLanetbox is still pretty handcuffed, and the cops have embraced their new form and are now actually made out of cheese. Since cheese doesn't have organs, the cops die. Dudududu!!!!

Planetbox gained +100 XP and learned nothing!

Dimitri sends out his newly caught Puffles to go attack the cops. Since they are now made out of cheese, Puffy eats the cops and uses pound on the evidence of every event that has taken place here, including the massive destruction which has ruined the city. Puffles gains way too much xp and evolves into Melee Jigglypuff! Puffy now knows Melee Rest, which instakills any damaged thing unless said thing is good at not being dead. However, using the attack makes Puffy unable to do anything for the next turn unless it gets smacked in the face. Also YOU'RE NOT DEAD YAY

Sable, thinking for some reason that Fredrick didn't explode into a portal (you missed a lot), adopts a Lucario from the local animal shelter. It just so happens to have the ability OC, which allows the pokemon to speak and stuff like that. What would you like to name it?

Asphoxia reads more manga and eats some free ice cream cuz wynaut?

Treble is still arrested, because Puffy didn't use pound on any handcuffs for some reason...

Suddenly, Fredrick's portal appears again, and it sucks everyone up into another world. Said world is actually a space prison cell. Since everyone is in the same cell, the cell is cramped. Dividing the cell from everything else is a giant blue plasma wall. Through it, you can see two guards outside. They say "For somehow getting away with that crime, we have put you in space jail to forever rot because audino." :breakoutofjail

Flush myself down the toilet to escape.

Treble holds the cuffs up and asks the guards if they wanna join his chain gang. The guards respond by shooting Treble in the face.

Plantbox (like a plant but in a box) tries to flush himself down the toilet, but there is no toilet.

Asphoxia yells at the guards, complaining about equal manga rights. The guards respond by saying "Being a weeaboo is strictly forbidden in space!" Then the guards shoot Asphoxia in the face.

It seems that police brutality has outsmarted out heroes, but will they find a way out of space jail?

Ask to use the bathroom. When the guards take me to the bathroom, flush them both down the toilet.

OKAY HELLO THERE FRIEND IN SPACE JAIL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME HELP I KNOW WHY DON'T YOU BORROW MY BATTLESPORK OF ZILLYWUT YOU CAN USE IT LIKE A SPOON AND DIG YOUR WAY OUT OF THE JAIL CELL AND BREATHE IN SPACE OR SOME SHIT ALSO I WOULD SUGGEST CALLING XENO'S NEW PET LUCARIO MR. FUZZY PANTS BYE!


Turns until Trickster Mode ends: 2.6

Dimitri sends out Puffles and tells the balloon pokemon to spam pound! Puffles keeps on using pound against the wall, annoying the guards. The guards try to shoot the pokemon, but Puffles has mad speed ev's and iv's which allows every shot fired at the puffball miss. Once the guards realize that they can't land a hit on Puffles, they quit their jobs and go work at Space Thrift Store. This gives Dimitri the opportunity to try to escape the prison using the power of Beautiful People, Planetbox (what's the difference?), and KFC. However, Dimitri's sources of hope and justice do not eliminate the giant plasma wall in front of him.

Planetbox tries to tell the guards that he needs to use the bathroom, but the guards work at Space Thrift Store now. Luckily, a hint box randomly appears in front of Planetbox. He hits it, and the hint box turns into a cool owl that says this: "Ay yo, what'z poppin' dog? I know you need to make a zpace drizzle for rizzle, but there ain't no zpace toiletz in thiz prizon. Now I gotta owl out, I'm gonna chill with chika and get hella mad becauze zhe izn't getting me a zpace zonic blazt. I would tell you to repeat that, but I'm too frezh for that." The owl then poofed out of existence.

Sable, who looks kinda completely insane, turns into the ultimate rainbow pokemon or whatever and presents everybody with the Battlespork of Zillywut, a legendary weapon that allows the user to dig out of space jail in one sweep (ha I'm so creative). Upon being seen, the Battlespork of Zillywut skips all of the digging and just teleports everybody into space. Luckily, the forumers can still breathe in space because science or whatever. Upon being in space, the Battlespork of Zillywut transforms into the Battlerocket of Zillywut, allowing space travel. Also Sable's Lucario is named Mr. Fuzzypants. The Lucario proceeds to give Sable the death stare.

Asphoxia, not realizing the Battlerocket of Zillywut has an ER, dies of death. Upon dying, Asphoxia turns into a childish genius who totes isn't from Death Note. Upon being said childish genius, Asphoxia looks for Near and Mello. Asphoxia finds them being eaten by Sable. Upon realizing that they're dead, Asphoxia looks for Kir-oh wait Kira's being eaten by Sable too.

Well now you have the Battlerocket of Zillywut, so you can go anywhere and do anything. However, there sorta is that prison spaceship you were on. They seem to be heading your direction. :watdo

Pilot the rocket into an asteroid, sending said asteroid out of orbit, causing it to crash into the space prison. Somehow.