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Post by Asphoxia on May 4, 2015 20:05:05 GMT -5
Such as Duck Horologium Mia? And duck Whitebridge? And duck Wildwood?
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Post by Scraggy on May 4, 2015 20:33:31 GMT -5
Duckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Post by Asphoxia on May 4, 2015 20:35:49 GMT -5
Goose! "Poetry is a menace to society!" For 3 days. Totally not channeling Lovelace...
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2015 17:56:54 GMT -5
Hehehehe
Duck versions of the entire Virgo Interview? That could be a thing.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 7, 2015 18:41:18 GMT -5
That'd be an interesting sideplot! Call it The Duck Interview!
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 17:49:37 GMT -5
The Duck Interview! I like it!
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Post by Asphoxia on May 14, 2015 6:21:04 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: "Hello, and welcome to the first screening of the Duck Interview!" (looks down at self) WAIT WHY AM I A DUCK?! WILDWOOD WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY SPARKLING WATER?! (runs offstage)
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 15:59:23 GMT -5
DUCK WILDWOOD: (excited) I'M A DUCK! I KNEW I WOULD BECOME A BIRD WHEN I GREW UP! AND MY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! HAHAHAHAHA, I SHOWED HER! (laughs maniacally as only a duck can)
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Post by Asphoxia on May 22, 2015 21:58:25 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: YEAH BUT IM A DUCK TOO!!! FIX THIS! (Glares menacingly as only a duck can)
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 9:23:30 GMT -5
DUCK WILDWOOD: (running in circles) Why fix something so awesome?! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
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Post by Asphoxia on May 23, 2015 9:33:30 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: But ducks can't make flower crowns!
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 10:45:28 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (consoling) "Don't worry, we'll find a way to turn us all back. Because being a paralyzed duck isn't great for my morale, y'know? I can flap my wings like an idiot, but that's about it."
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Post by Asphoxia on May 23, 2015 16:17:58 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: (puts MELVILLE on her back and gives him a piggy back ride) There!
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 5:40:13 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (looking at DUCK WILDWOOD, who is trying to romance some lady mallard ducks) Thank you, Pantages. I suppose getting a piggy back ride from one's apprentice while we're both in duck form isn't as bad as... THAT. Although, I suppose love comes in many forms and Wildwood's never going to attract a human lover, so...
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Post by Asphoxia on May 24, 2015 14:03:59 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: (trying not to laugh at DUCK WILDWOOD)
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 17:16:12 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (also holding back laughter) Feel free to laugh, Wildwood looks like an idiot. He's being shunned by ducks! DUCKS! I never thought even he would stoop this low. I'll admit, seeing all those lady mallards run away from Wildwood more than makes up for the whole paralyzed duck situation. Look at them- they're roosting on top of that picnic table where he can't get to them. Now he's just running around quacking at everything.
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Post by Asphoxia on May 24, 2015 19:22:04 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: (laughs) Wow... Anyways do you know any way that we can change back to not being ducks?
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Post by Sky on May 24, 2015 19:47:21 GMT -5
Duck????
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 6:20:35 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (thoughtful) Hmmm... (excited) I have an idea! If we can find Adams and her Infinite Improbability Drive, we can use it to turn ourselves back into human narrators!
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Post by Asphoxia on May 25, 2015 9:12:43 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: Although there's also the possibility of us being turned into polymorphic rock people... But at that point we'll have already found the Drive, so it's worth a shot!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 10:09:45 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (pointing a wing towards the local book store) If Adams is anywhere, she's in there. Maybe my cousin will be there too. I wonder how his dignity is taking this....
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Post by Asphoxia on May 25, 2015 19:11:56 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: (heads towards the bookstore, avoiding angry pedestrians)
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 12:56:07 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (looking around) Why are they staring at us? A duck giving another duck a piggyback ride can't be the weirdest thing they've seen all day!
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Post by Asphoxia on May 27, 2015 6:16:12 GMT -5
DUCK PANTAGES: (would shrug if it was possible for a duck to shrug) At this point, I'm surprised they're not staring at Wildwood trying to sing to the lady ducks... I'm glad we are absconding from the area.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 14:48:08 GMT -5
DUCK MELVILLE: (looking back) Speaking of Wildwood, it looks like he offended the other males with his display. They're chasing after him. (raising his voice) SERPENTINE, WILDWOOD! SERPENTINE!
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