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Post by emperortoad on Jul 31, 2016 16:11:09 GMT -5
You Restart from the last choice and decided to get Verna. You ring the doorbell. She answers with "hey Bro, whats up?" She start to blab a lot about stuff.
You decide you put up with her talking for long enough, you grab her by the hair and drag her to cancers house. She screams "HEY LET GO YOU DUMMIE!"
You knock on the door and ring the bell. huh. Cancer is usually here....
You think about going back or doing something else.
What do you do now m8?
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Post by Treble Tech on Jul 31, 2016 19:23:20 GMT -5
Break in
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 1, 2016 7:05:45 GMT -5
Break the house into a million tiny pieces.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 1, 2016 17:23:19 GMT -5
You Decide to Break Through the window and go inside.
You drop your sister too.
suddenly the alarms go off!
and you hear footsteps coming from outside.
what do you do?
You haveyour spegitios sword, and your sisters acid spitting whip.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 17:33:35 GMT -5
Pretend to be human shaped furniture, of which thankfully Cancer has a multitude of to blend in amongst.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 2, 2016 8:06:58 GMT -5
Pretend to be human shaped furniture, of which thankfully Cancer has a multitude of to blend in amongst. Seconded. |
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 2, 2016 9:23:52 GMT -5
Hey guys! time for hiatus. 3 days. can you guys handle yourselfs for a bit? give moar ideas.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 2, 2016 10:46:46 GMT -5
Pretend to be human shaped furniture, of which thankfully Cancer has a multitude of to blend in amongst. Seconded. Thirded. |
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 2, 2016 11:44:12 GMT -5
4thed. (hee) Since you guys like the idea so much, ill pick it and spindow, your next action will be more likely to be chosen. |
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 2, 2016 13:56:36 GMT -5
What just happened?
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 3, 2016 13:32:48 GMT -5
You decide to pretend to be a piece of human shaped furniture.
Cancer, a minotaur-like beast storms in.
You blend right in.
The beast walks out, mumbling about "Darn False Alarms"
You can smell bacon frying on a pan inside.
What now m8?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2016 15:00:13 GMT -5
Begin systematically moving objects in his house covertly to confuse the minotaur and mess with him
You can't beat Cancer in power but in a game of wits he runs at about 50%. He'll be so bewildered by all this as his car keys continue to find themselves on top of the staircase instead of the keyrack.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 3, 2016 17:23:54 GMT -5
Begin systematically moving objects in his house covertly to confuse the minotaur and mess with him You can't beat Cancer in power but in a game of wits he runs at about 50%. He'll be so bewildered by all this as his car keys continue to find themselves on top of the staircase instead of the keyrack. Seconded. |
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 6, 2016 22:05:21 GMT -5
Thirded.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 7, 2016 11:26:26 GMT -5
You push around the objects in his house to make the word "Forget"
You go outside and wait for him to go in. (btw, you picked up a free burger from McD's, so no need to get more food.)
Your sister wants to know what your planing.
you hear some more footsteps outside and the words "darn kids"
what now?
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 7, 2016 11:31:12 GMT -5
(btw, guys, what happens next will be affected by your preveious actions.)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2016 13:39:09 GMT -5
Well that plan clearly failed.
Guess it's time to set his house on fire.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 7, 2016 15:10:02 GMT -5
(mini-update)
You decide to set his house on fire.
You realize this might not have been a good idea,because you dont have a thing to set his house on fire.
in the meantime, cancer walks in to house and gets spooked so much he puts his things in his car and drives away, and puts a "for sale cheap" sign on his house.
thankfully, he left his car keys, and he parked his car very far away.
you fumble into his house, get whats left there and go back behind the bush your hiding inside.
What do you do?
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 8, 2016 16:04:41 GMT -5
Buy the house that is For Sale.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Aug 9, 2016 0:23:16 GMT -5
Seconded. And turn it into a haunted house powered by nukes. ???. Profit.
Then go punch Cancer in the face with your nuke sword.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 9, 2016 10:37:52 GMT -5
You go purchase the house on yelp. why yelp? cause screw it, yelp it is.
you now are broke, but happy. you just purchased the biggest mansion ever.
canser comes back for his keys, and you punch him in the face with your sword.
BATTLE ENGAGED!
[fight]
[mercy]
[items]
[spare]
Fight?
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 12, 2016 16:38:17 GMT -5
>Items.
>Stick.
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 12, 2016 16:50:36 GMT -5
You throw the stick at cancer.
He appears to not be hurt at all, but way angrier.
he then swipes at you and your sister.
[augustus] 27/30 hp
[Verna] 45/50 hp
what now?
[fight] [items]
[mercy] [spare]
[Sister actions]
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2016 8:31:03 GMT -5
>Items
>Mansion
>Sister Action
>Items
>Sister Mansion
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Post by emperortoad on Aug 13, 2016 13:20:14 GMT -5
You throw your sisters mansion at Cancer, and then throw cancers house at him.
Pow! Bam! boosh!More sound effects!
Cancer 0.1/999999 hp Status: Rekt
Augustus 27/30 hp Status:Cool
Verna 45/50 hp Status:Angry
Cancer is too busy trying to heal to attack!
What now?
[fight] [items]
[mercy] [spare]
[Sister actions]
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Feed me lemons or feed me life!
