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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 22, 2016 20:13:26 GMT -5
Statistics and stuff! Your party: APM Ness (weapon form: yo-yo) Lena "Tracer" Oxton Widowmaker (weapon form: pistol) Neku Sakuraba (weapon form: pistol) Inventory: Room Key (Room 429) Class Syllabus Attormeme Badge Objectives: Obtain 99 Kishin Eggs and one Witch Soul so Ness can become a Death Scythe. Yes, I was inspired by Xeno's CYOA. Yes, you can judge me for that. Will I particularly care? ...Not really. I've been on the fence about doing this for a while and today I decided "why not?" Aaanyways, this is going to follow the plot of the series of Soul Eater...somewhat. I'm sure you all can guess what that means if you feel like it. Like with Xeno's CYOA, you can break story continuity to quite a large extent, but the ultimate goal is to help your weapon partner become a Death Scythe by obtaining 99 Kishin Eggs and defeating a witch. So without further ado, let's start! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sound soul...dwells within a sound mind...and a sound body.Death Weapon Meister Academy. It stands as the defense against the forces of evil, which would plunge humanity into the depths of fear and madness. The demons known as Kishin have an insatiable hunger for destruction. To ensure the Kishin never regains a foothold in this world, the academy was founded by the Grim Reaper, Death himself. "So we're an organization that preserves peace. I guess we're not exactly a typical school. Oh well, that isn't important. For now let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Wait, you need to enroll! What's your name? Gender (or lack thereof)? And what's your weapon partner's name and weapon form?"
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 23, 2016 7:59:41 GMT -5
You are female, and your name will be Barbara Bartholomew II. You partner is named Samuel Edens and his weapon firm is a yo-yo.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 23, 2016 14:21:39 GMT -5
You're a girl named Arimia Roleup and your weapon buddy's name is Nester Reversio. I second the yo-yo weapon idea.
(I have no idea what Soul Eater is but I bet there are worse ways to learn.)
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 23, 2016 16:12:47 GMT -5
You are a girl. Your name is Phillips Harmonica, and your weapon partner is a baseball bat named Andy Rigatoni.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jun 25, 2016 20:01:14 GMT -5
Your name is Maymay Fey. You happen to be an Ace Attorney, and an Ace Memer. You carry around your Ace Attormeme badge as proof of this. It's a little tanned...but that's jsut from having excessive use over the years. As for your partner, I'm thirding the Yoyo weapon idea...but...your partner's name should be GIM.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jun 25, 2016 21:00:57 GMT -5
...Welp. This is going to be a fun name to make up. So unanimously, you're a girl, and your name is.... Barbara Arimia Phillips Hamilton Maymay Bartholomew Roleup Harmonica Fey II. Or, BAPMBRHF for short. Know what? Let's just call you APM. It's easier to say if you pronounce it "ap-em". Your weapon partner's name is (slightly less ridiculous than yours but still kinda ridiculous) Nester GIM Rigatoni-Edens. Everyone just calls them Ness though. Probably cause they look a lot like Ness from Earthbound. Their weapon form, of course, is a yo-yo made of really tiny baseball bats.
"So your name is APM? And your weapon partner's name is Ness? Alrighty! Thanks for telling me!" Lord Death welcomes you to the DWMA by giving you a class schedule and room key. The number on the key, likely your room number, is 429. Now you could go straight to your dorm and see what's inside without running through the giant mob of students, but where would the fun in that be? Possibly somewhere... But the confusion of the other students would definitely be nowhere if you chose that option. It's worth noting that your class syllabus says that you can sign up for missions to hunt kishin eggs and you'll be exempted from classes while on the mission. And, if you took a mission, then you could help Ness become a Death Scythe sooner! But first, you check to make sure your Attormeme Badge is in your pocket. Can't have people thinking your NOT an Ace Attorney memer. So, what will you do?
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Post by Koopario on Jun 25, 2016 22:00:19 GMT -5
Look for a partner. Preferably one named Lena. More preferably last name Oxton. Then take said partner on a mission with you.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jun 26, 2016 8:37:45 GMT -5
I say we go check out our dorm. There could be fun somewhere there! But I'd be fine with a mission.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2016 12:48:01 GMT -5
Go forth on a mission! What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 26, 2016 15:38:14 GMT -5
Go on a mission to the grocery store.
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Post by Dimitri on Jun 27, 2016 17:46:49 GMT -5
Clearly we must compromise. Go on a mission to defend the dorms from every other student.
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jun 27, 2016 17:49:03 GMT -5
Okay, quite a lot to work with here. Present your Attormeme badge to Lord Death, and utter something about 'dat boi'. To prove your dankness, take out a marker and draw a '0' over the '9' on your key. As for this partner you'll likely find, it only makes sense that they can become your second weapon, right? So...how about her? Pretty sure she can turn into a jetpack. ...Oh. And try eating Lord Death's Soul.
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 1, 2016 21:33:46 GMT -5
Firstly, you decide to present your Attormeme badge to Lord Death, proving you have the qualifications not only to be an ace attorney, but an ace memer as well. You then utter something about "dat boi" to prove your latter point. The former point should prove itself. You then proceed to attempt to eat Lord Death's soul. This is not only ill-advised (seriously who tries to eat the soul of the HEADMASTER OF THE DWMA), but also impossible, since you aren't a weapon. Ness gives you a very weird look for attempting this, but you pay them no mind. Unsure of what to do next, you go on a mission...to check out your dorms while defending them from every other student. You get to room 429, and unlock the door, entering the dorm area you'll be sharing with Ness, since Meister and Weapon pairs room together. It seems you each have your own separate rooms which you can decorate however you want, and in the main living area there's a kitchen, living room (with a couch, TV with a wii u, and also a cool lamp), and also a bathroom but that's sort of its own thing. The boxes with your stuff are already in the living room, so you can unpack. But later. First, there is a mission you must do! You drag Ness into the hallway and defend the dorms by poking every student that tries to enter them incessantly. A weapon whose weapon form is apparently a jetpack turns back, annoyed, but a sassy British girl with short hair and orange goggles convinces her (relatively done with life) weapons to turn into pistols, then, in a blink, she vanishes and gets past you. Impressed by her abilities, you ask her what her name is. "I'm Lena Oxton! But you can call me Tracer!" Her weapons turn back to their human forms. One of them appears to be a woman with blue skin who seems annoyed that she's assigned to Tracer of all people (and whose name is apparently Widowmaker, but there's no way someone would name their kid that), and the other is a kid with purple headphones who seems resigned. According to him, his name is Neku Sakuraba, and he's stuck with a girl he barely knows. "...Again." You ask Lena if she wants to go on a mission with you, and she says she'd like to do that, but first she needs to get settled into her dorm. Therefore, you go to the grocery store together and buy a bunch of food. Once you've both unpacked (you taking out your impressive collection of video games and posters to play and set up later), you head to the message board. A lot of papers are stuck to the board, each detailing a mission somewhere in the world that you could take on. So, what shall you do?
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 2, 2016 23:13:10 GMT -5
Look at the message board and begin to choose a mission.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 3, 2016 7:12:24 GMT -5
Decide to first take a mission somewhere in the north. Some people in our party are probably weak to coldstuffs (coughNekucough) so let's change that.
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 5, 2016 10:04:49 GMT -5
Embark on a mission to the bathroom.
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Post by Dimitri on Jul 22, 2016 14:01:57 GMT -5
Embark on a mission to start a Pokemon Go gym next to a witch's house
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Post by Sable-Xeno on Jul 22, 2016 14:51:48 GMT -5
Just be careful of walking into any lakes
or Sonic fans
They're announcing a new Sonic game later tonight, so don't be surprised if they start crawling out of the wood works like spiders in an old abandoned mansion covered in cobwebs on the 31st of October
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Post by Asphoxia on Jul 24, 2016 14:01:07 GMT -5
First off, you complete a very important mission... Going to the bathroom. There isn't much description that can be written here, so.... *shrugs* Secondly, you check out the mission board with your group. Hmm... There's a lot of interesting missions here that could take you all over the world. You ponder which mission to take for a while, before Ness suggests one in a colder area up north. When you ask them why, they shrug and say that they have a hunch that Neku's weak to cold, and it'd be good to change that. Your group looks at the mission board, trying to decide which one to pick. "Defeat the giant's wrath?" No, that's in the Amazon. "Go to Santa Maria Novella Basilica and investigate strange happenings there"? Italy isn't far north enough. "Become the Meister of the Holy Sword Excalibur"? That one wasn't even written by the DWMA! Maybe this one will do... "Investigate the supposed appearance of two Imagination Witches and determine if they are in fact witches, and if so, are affected by the 'Pull of Magic'." That one just takes you up to North Dakota, so it should be cold enough. And besides, if you aren't necessarily going to be fighting anything, maybe you'll have time to set up a Pokemon Go gym nearby. You look at your team, and while Neku is a bit hesitant to take on a mission that would normally be assigned to a three-star Meister and Weapon pair (You're only one-star, due to only just having joined the DWMA), the majority seems to be up for the challenge. You take a plane to North Dakota, and immediately notice that oh. It's cold. Apparently Death City, Nebraska doesn't experience winter to the extent that North Dakota does. Which isn't particularly surprising, but you mentally thank Ness for reminding everyone to bring sweaters and winter coats. After you get bundled up, you step out of the airport, only to be greeted with a snowstorm. It's supposedly not a bad snowstorm, but it severely inhibits your team's vision. Except for Tracer. She has those cool orange goggles, and does her best to guide your team so they won't walk into any lakes. The snowstorm makes visibility bad enough, but you're also playing Pokemon Go, so that's an extra layer of inattentiveness. You really shouldn't be playing Pokemon Go while on a mission, but you aren't really sure what else to do while you're just traveling. You manage to hatch one of your 10km eggs into an Onix, so you're not really complaining about everyone playing alongside you. You're heading in the right direction anyways. Probably. You continue on this way for a while, before deciding to find a place to set up camp for the night. It's getting darker, and it doesn't look like the storm is letting up anytime soon, so night travel is out of the question. Besides, Ness is yawning quite a bit. You search for shelter for a while, before coming across a ski lodge. It doesn't look abandoned, so common horror movie tropes shouldn't apply here, you think. There are lights on, anyhow. Tracer blinks (her word for that teleporting thing she can do) up to the door and knocks. There isn't a response at first, but soon, a robot answers the door. "GREETINGS. I AM OMEGA, THE ULTIMATE E-SERIES ROBOT. I WAS ABOUT TO START A GAME OF SONIC GENERATIONS WITH A COMPANION I FOUND HERE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?" You're about to politely accept the offer when Widowmaker steps up, having turned out of weapon form for ease of communication. "No, that sounds boring." Unfortunately, her voice happened to carry inside, where E-123 Omega's companion turned out to be none other than SammyClassicSonicFan, the Sonic fanboy who's famous on the Internet for making rants. "YOU FRICKING FRICKS! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SONIC?!" ...Well, it looks like there's no way to avoid a fight here, is there. SammyClassicSonicFan and e-123 Omega attack!Their souls don't seem evil, per say... Just very impulsive and easily annoyed. They're most certainly not on Lord Death's list of evil souls that must be stopped. What will you do?
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 24, 2016 14:10:31 GMT -5
i compliment sonic on his speed and great old games to tame the wild scsf
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 24, 2016 14:21:10 GMT -5
ask widowmaker to snipe omega and tracer distracts omega with a silly dance
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Post by Planetbox on Jul 24, 2016 14:27:53 GMT -5
Don't forget about the Edit Button, buddy.
Threaten to delete all of their game progress if they don't leave you alone.
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Post by OshaliteX2 on Jul 24, 2016 15:14:32 GMT -5
Do an insane yo-yo trick with Ness where it makes his string somehow able to reflect light and sound to effectively turn into a video screen. After doing that, compile every other action this turn into a YouTube poop (or remix or whatever you wanna call it) and use it on the opposition. I really hope that action made sense.
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Post by Koopario on Jul 24, 2016 15:36:51 GMT -5
Slam the door in their face and run.
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Post by emperortoad on Jul 24, 2016 16:33:19 GMT -5
^^^ THis
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